Moji

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

things I would tell to my younger self:

your parents are lying. it never gets easier to wait for a toy to arrive in the mail. something not arriving on the first day of a month-long estimation window will be exactly as devastating for the length of your life. brace yourself

Bonus Panel!

not that I'm not still cheeks at them but getting a physical handbrake has made rally sims feel less torturous. nicer than trying to find a face button while the wheel spins at the sort of speeds and angles at which I desire handbrake access

A screenshot of the "car garage" from the PS1 version of Need For Speed: High Stakes. It shows a red Pontiac Firebird T/A in the vehicle select. It has stripes and a spoiler and pop-up headlights and a six-year old would find it super cool.

this extremely crunchy ps1 model of a firebird imprinted on me and is the only reason I now think pontiacs are cool

been playing Need For Speed: High Stakes a bit. as a kid it was the only racing game I had that wasn't a kart game, and I remember it being insanely hard and never getting even close to winning a single event in it.

I think I was just dumb and didn't know to slow down for turns, this shit's easy

Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

Discord screenshot Triple-Q: hey guys look Deserten: *meme Triple-Q: free [Nitro crate] Triple-Q: just touch it

⚠️ NEW DISCORD SCAM WARNING ⚠️
A new Discord scam is going around where users are purporting to give free Nitro. They say that if you click the green Nitro icon, you will get it. This is a scam. Nitro crates actually explode on contact

Midnight Lycanroc in front, claws out, sharp teeth and tongue leaning forward looking at YOU! Hisuian Zoroark poses elegantly behind the Lycanroc, looking down at you.

I love how they match.

Icy caves are a real problem...

IT Dance - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office and looking at a computer that's being difficult. It can't seem to connect to the network. The screen says "ERROR No connection So alone". Poor computer. August tried the usual fixes but the problem isn't obvious. He's begun searching for answers on his phone with a search engine called "searchle". August: This might take a while to fix. Robin: Okay, let me know when it's- Panel 2 Robin has noticed that August is searching online for solutions. Why did he even bring IT into this when he could have done that himself? Robin: Wait, you're just looking up how to fix it on your phone! I could have done that. August: You still can do that. Panel 3 Robin looks to the side and contemplates the situation. August wouldn't mind being able to skip this task but is also aware not everyone knows the right thing to search for and he will probably still have to do it in the end. Panel 4 Robin has decided to stop questioning things and take this as an opportunity to get some coffee. This moment is a gift. August is unbothered, he would probably do the same thing. Robin: I'm going to get some coffee. You want anything? August: No thanks.

IT Dance - Gator Days

you can attach me to your bag so I can interject in your tabletop games

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heres the last batch of keychain commissions!~, thanks so very much.
next will be either 🦊 or 🐺 still thinking about it.

ABOLISH ICE

Fishin' buddies.

A bag of Sour Grumpy Bears Gummy Candy. Depicts a pouting Grumpy Bear standing on a cloud. Advertises "sour powered by warheads".

picked these up for the whimsy. they're exactly what you expect, stale gummy bears excessively coated in warheads powder. flavor is okay and everything else is terrible. not worth the cute packaging

these gave me the idea to do this, picked them up specifically because "sour strawberry vanilla" sounded unsettling at best

just a sweet gummy with sour dust. feels like drinking a different soda than you expected. excellent texture though and once you're past the initial weirdness they're good

new thread idea: moji's candy opinions
I like chewy candies and will purchase them on that quality alone

🐈🐾

We're getting there. Hoping to have Lammy/Rammy ready for early February. #vrchat

Senior Developer Riolu

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Bug Pals

also I had to solve an insane audio issue where my car made no noise at all - turns out the master volume disproportionately effects car sounds, so you have to leave master at 100 and change all the categories separately to actually get any volume control

finally getting back into tokyo xtreme racer after having played early access and learning again how much I love the goofy rival data

the game does not need to let you know the random street racer you beat was a preschool teacher who likes her new perm, but it does anyway and I appreciate it

Delete Spotify

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

I never thought about how well her DT scholar glam would work as a red mage glam

Raising an Arcanine🐶

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.