thomascoyle

thomascoyle

@thomaskcoyle.bsky.social

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

718 Followers 326 Following 3,326 Posts Joined Dec 2023
1 minute ago

I know some republicans and they don’t care about this until you tell them that Donny doesn’t want voting by mail in the bill and they are to a person against that. They like voting by mail.

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10 minutes ago

It’s probable that these imbeciles used Accumulated Ignorance for their current war plans by prompting it to ignore the concepts of every other war plan against Iran drafted in the last 40 years.

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18 hours ago

I’m certain that his BFFs Xi and Modi have informed Donny about their country’s lack of petroleum products and asked him WTF he’s going to do about it.

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22 hours ago

How many of these countries asked for trump’s resignation as a prerequisite for any diplomatic or military aid? Wager that it was more than one.

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22 hours ago

I’d bet that at least five countries,that were asked for their help, made Donny’s resignation as POTUS a prerequisite for any aid.

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23 hours ago

“Trump is currently at his golf course, cheating at the game of golf, fatly.”

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1 day ago

I was gifted it, so I read his book. No one despises JD Vance as much as JD Vance does.

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1 day ago

By the time that JD Vance runs for
President he will have changed his name for the fourth time. Considering how much he hates himself, I imagine that he’ll go with something like John Donald Trump as his new moniker.

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1 day ago

Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction.

Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.

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4 days ago

Donny shit himself again. That is why he was in a hurry to leave. Hope that his hosts weren’t too overwhelmed by the patented trump miasma.

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4 days ago

Unfortunately, because of the Social Security and Treasury access given to Elon’s catamites with DOGE, musk already has this information and more.

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5 days ago

Good for Baltimore, a NFL team actually gave the deal a serious thought and realized that there has never been an veteran player in league history actually worth two first round picks.

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5 days ago

Karoline must believe that road apples are a type of fruit. Because the only “fruit” made by the Repubs and the deviant have been nothing else besides horse shit.

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5 days ago

What makes this spiel asinine is that no one can budget on the fly when shopping better than a SNAP user. I still to this day, even though I don’t have to, use techniques my mother showed me when budget shopping with food stamps.

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5 days ago

That’s not how it’s supposed to work, Witless. Loyalty to the constitution is different from loyalty to a single person. Especially if that person is a felon, rapist and all around pervert like trump is.

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5 days ago

If the trade involves draft picks, it’s probably a better idea for the Jets to trade them away instead of using them to try and make a decent roster choice.

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5 days ago

It’s possible for King Charles to appoint Mark Carney Governor General of Canada in the future, so maybe this is what Donny’s referring to.

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6 days ago

How would Eloon make this happen? The Tesla will catch on fire and burn up the occupants if they try to flee the country? The rest of us call that Tuesday.

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6 days ago

Grenell knows that if Oggles gets away with saying unAmercan crap like this, Andy will one day replace “Muslim” with “homosexuals”. It’s self preservation on Rick’s part.

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6 days ago

One way to understand this statement is that Trump is seriously considering using nukes in Iran.

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1 week ago

It appears that Gen. Francis L. Donovan is both very proud of being a murderous thug and a cretin for announcing this fact out to the world.

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1 week ago

This person is probably the member of the NTSB who was pushing hard for strict changes in helo flights and routes around the airport and that the number of flights need to be reduced coming in and out of National Airport.

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1 week ago

I’m currently out in California and went from paying $4.34/gal six days ago to topping off the tank at$4.99 yesterday. Today went by the station it was $5.04/gal.

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1 week ago

Actually, Donny is cheating at golf. And doing so,fatly, as a wise woman once said.

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1 week ago

Sometime in the future. A plane ticket to Graham’s grave. A six, no a twelve pack of beer.
“Best money ever spent.”

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1 week ago

If a “leading AI company” would be shut down because it can’t get federal government contracts, then it never was a viable entity to begin with. Also Anthrax is willing to make a murder machine, their complaint was that their current algorithm is ready for this use, yet.

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1 week ago

“thank goodness she didn’t land in Minneapolis” What kind of diseased mind would even think that would be a bad thing to happen to a USAF officer?

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1 week ago

Trump’s trying to set up a scenario, so that when he does surrender, because of $7 gallon gas, he can make the claim that he actually won the war.

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1 week ago

It’s at least a deed for an two bedroom apartment at Trump towers per visit to Dover AFB. Mostly due to the fact that she has to endure being in Donny’s miasma zone for longer than 15 minutes.

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