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‘Stateside’ by PinkPantheress & Zara Larsson becomes the fourth all-female collaboration to hit #1 on the Global Spotify chart.

It joins ‘Rain On Me’, ‘WAP’ & ‘TQG.’

03.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 307    🔁 29    💬 1    📌 5

I’ve only seen the first ep but I’m oooobsessed with Ashley

27.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

well im still skeptical but we’re taking steps in a better direction 🤪

27.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

okay wait Pokémon has been annoying me lately but these are sooo cute

27.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

happy birthday!🥳

27.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank god

26.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one nipple piercing is cunt, two is tacky

26.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

thank yew 🙂‍↕️

26.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ty it’s delish

25.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bf thought this outfit was a mess so obviously i luv it and need to show everyone

25.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 57    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Boots thats my ego boost

25.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 42    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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heyyyyy

25.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 191    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

24.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 27629    🔁 9938    💬 245    📌 210

hamburger mary’s in Long Beach might have a watch party!

23.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s #fcf (fuck capitalism Friday)

29.08.2025 20:57 — 👍 169    🔁 34    💬 3    📌 0

purrr

23.01.2026 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yay!! Thank you! 🥳❤️

21.01.2026 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yall moved on but I’m still here

21.01.2026 04:04 — 👍 91    🔁 2    💬 8    📌 1

thanks bb!

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thank you!

21.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg thank you so much pookie love you more 🥰❤️

21.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank u 🥰

21.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes I looooove mine

21.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank you!🥳

21.01.2026 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank u bb!!🥳

20.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tyyyy!!!

20.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so there’s this never ending midnight sun

20.01.2026 18:11 — 👍 51    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

rn I’m on the 2 month but when I can switch I’ll probs switch. Lol no weight gain!!

19.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

meeee. it took me awhile to get used to the shot (I would be so sore at the injection site) but now it’s no biggie

19.01.2026 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Actually obsessed with the Stateside music video

16.01.2026 06:57 — 👍 46    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 1