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oh πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

08.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya I wanna try a foil razor next, I also use the ordinary glycolic acid and dermalogica body spray on my body that I like and have been meaning to use after shaving

08.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also have sensitive skin and a single blade is not for me, but neither is a multiple blade razor 😭

08.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bumped into one of my several gay neighbors rn and he hit me w the most masc β€œhey” ever…baby you don’t sound like that when I heard you trying to sing Whitney Houston

04.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but like lyrics!! not something obvs her

03.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I desperately need a Britney Spears tattoo

03.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Stateside’ by PinkPantheress & Zara Larsson becomes the fourth all-female collaboration to hit #1 on the Global Spotify chart.

It joins β€˜Rain On Me’, β€˜WAP’ & β€˜TQG.’

03.03.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10

I’ve only seen the first ep but I’m oooobsessed with Ashley

27.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well im still skeptical but we’re taking steps in a better direction πŸ€ͺ

27.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay wait PokΓ©mon has been annoying me lately but these are sooo cute

27.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday!πŸ₯³

27.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank god

26.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one nipple piercing is cunt, two is tacky

26.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

thank yew πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

26.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ty it’s delish

25.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bf thought this outfit was a mess so obviously i luv it and need to show everyone

25.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boots thats my ego boost

25.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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heyyyyy

25.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

24.01.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 27644    πŸ” 9953    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 209

hamburger mary’s in Long Beach might have a watch party!

23.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s #fcf (fuck capitalism Friday)

29.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

purrr

23.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yay!! Thank you! πŸ₯³β€οΈ

21.01.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yall moved on but I’m still here

21.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

thanks bb!

21.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

21.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg thank you so much pookie love you more πŸ₯°β€οΈ

21.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank u πŸ₯°

21.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes I looooove mine

21.01.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!πŸ₯³

21.01.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0