Stephen Williams

Before I have coffee, everyone is annoying. After I have coffee, everyone is still annoying, but at least I have coffee.
#coffeeislife

"One must master the basics first grasshopper"

That meat is already well hung.
No need for any further preparation.

My wife's were:

Sydney
Elsie
Thomas
Ina

Isaac
Anne
Francis
Winifred

a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . Alt: Black and white footage of Cary Grant indicating for someone to get out.

And stay out!

Brilliant!
I love them because they remind me of old episodes of Homicide and Division 4.

That's bloody cheap for an Ericofon or two!

Too many Coronas mate?

Brilliant. Couldn't be happier with it.
I see what you did there Dave! 😜

Car and campervan parked at a roadside stop.

Homeward bound.

Do you need a business partner?
I'm in!

a picture of a stargate with the word sci-fi on the bottom right Alt: Stargate portal.

Is your real name Daniel Jackson?

Paul Blart would kick his arse.
Don't insult mall cops.

Jayco Wren Touring Campervan with car in the background.

Side view of Jayco Wren Touring Campervan.

First weekend away in the new van.
So easy to set up.
Handbrake to beer time: 15 minutes.

It's way past time for invoking the 25th Amendment. He is clearly unfit for office.

My favourite!

He accepts the premise of her statement.

He'd fold up like a lawn chair if you so much as touched him. I've never seen someone project so little masculinity.
He's a walking flaccid penis.

Philomena is right on the money as usual.

"Thank Fuck That's Over"

A land of unbelievable contrasts. Centuries of history coexisting with mind boggling technology.

"Jacobs!"

Breaking news: Tripping kids who run around restaurants to be made legal (with a picture of a child in mid fall)

Long overdue if you ask me.

You're in your element K!
Some things are meant to be despite the shit that you have to go through to get there. ♥️