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@chockrit.bsky.social

Melee Peach, washed speedrunner, woodworking, maths, guy Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby

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Latest posts by chockrit.bsky.social on Bluesky

Trump: "Hey I stole your wallet"
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."

11.11.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Princess Peach

02.11.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aeropress. It's only like $25, portable, lots of different recipes/variations you can do, single serve and also fast.

Otherwise, cold brew. You can make good cold brew for basically the cost of filters, but you usually need to brew at a higher ratio so you end up spending a bit more on coffee

09.10.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shejuttabebby

09.07.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you define Whiff here? If whiffing is just a swing and miss but excludes no-swing, then I think it makes sense for better hitters to be up top here. They have a better eye, and therefore will recognize middle-middle more often.

Need to layer [Middle-Middle Swings] / [Middle-Middle Rcvd]

21.05.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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guys love to say โ€œdude my balatro run last night was insaneโ€ then show you a screenshot like this

11.03.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19015    ๐Ÿ” 4000    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 222    ๐Ÿ“Œ 152

Closer to just a class-based shooter than a hero shooter, I think.

More TF2 than Overwatch/Marvel Rivals

13.03.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.

paletteswap.site/dif...

04.03.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 485    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.

A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.

Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in

Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...

18.02.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

peu importe sa valeur nette tant que tout le monde n'a rien

17.02.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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honkai star rail

15.02.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1785    ๐Ÿ” 793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
15.02.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19143    ๐Ÿ” 5495    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 177    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

Not saying cancer isn't hard to cure or that we aren't making any progress. Saying that we live in an oligarchy, and if we didn't we could have made more progress right now if the goals were aligned.

Also, rich people, unlike poor people, can afford cancer treatments without it bankrupting them

15.02.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't buy the conspiracy that the cure to cancer already exist and elites are hiding it from us.

I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.

15.02.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Showing a 2014 runner a 2025 Whomp's Fortress would probably be the equivalent of feeding a Victorian child a Dorito.

14.02.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Bowl? I hardly knower bowl

10.02.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!bald

09.02.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Trump's America

31.01.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobile

Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobile

Janky Screenshot of StartGG on Firefox Android mobile

Janky Screenshot of StartGG on Firefox Android mobile

@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers

31.01.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acquire new mechanic

Or learn to change your own oil, it's not that difficult

29.01.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I just needed to sleep on it... For 75 days"

27.01.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mentally inserting the phrase "racist sexist homophobe" whenever I see the phrase"far right". Puts every action into context. I should make a chrome extension that does this for me.

25.01.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just get new times under 1min on every course, problem solved

25.01.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hanouna : Musk n'a pas fait de Salut nazi mais un salut d'amour au public.
๐Ÿ˜‚ mais...

25.01.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.

A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.

My only regret is I didn't buy more of him

25.01.2025 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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With the TikTok ban, itโ€™s time for a new social app to take itโ€™s place

Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return

19.01.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb

A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb

DAMINATED LENIN

17.01.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180ยฐ range of motion.

A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180ยฐ range of motion.

who up washin they banana

09.01.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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