Chockrit

Chockrit

@chockrit.bsky.social

Melee Peach, washed speedrunner, woodworking, maths, guy Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby

52 Followers 88 Following 76 Posts Joined Nov 2024
4 months ago

Trump: "Hey I stole your wallet"
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."

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4 months ago

Princess Peach

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5 months ago

Aeropress. It's only like $25, portable, lots of different recipes/variations you can do, single serve and also fast.

Otherwise, cold brew. You can make good cold brew for basically the cost of filters, but you usually need to brew at a higher ratio so you end up spending a bit more on coffee

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8 months ago

shejuttabebby

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9 months ago

How do you define Whiff here? If whiffing is just a swing and miss but excludes no-swing, then I think it makes sense for better hitters to be up top here. They have a better eye, and therefore will recognize middle-middle more often.

Need to layer [Middle-Middle Swings] / [Middle-Middle Rcvd]

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1 year ago
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

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1 year ago

Closer to just a class-based shooter than a hero shooter, I think.

More TF2 than Overwatch/Marvel Rivals

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1 year ago
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While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.

paletteswap.site/dif...

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.

Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in

Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...

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1 year ago

peu importe sa valeur nette tant que tout le monde n'a rien

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1 year ago
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honkai star rail

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1 year ago

Not saying cancer isn't hard to cure or that we aren't making any progress. Saying that we live in an oligarchy, and if we didn't we could have made more progress right now if the goals were aligned.

Also, rich people, unlike poor people, can afford cancer treatments without it bankrupting them

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1 year ago

I don't buy the conspiracy that the cure to cancer already exist and elites are hiding it from us.

I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.

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1 year ago

Showing a 2014 runner a 2025 Whomp's Fortress would probably be the equivalent of feeding a Victorian child a Dorito.

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1 year ago

Super Bowl? I hardly knower bowl

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1 year ago

!bald

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1 year ago

This is Trump's America

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1 year ago
Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobile Janky Screenshot of StartGG on Firefox Android mobile

@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers

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1 year ago

Acquire new mechanic

Or learn to change your own oil, it's not that difficult

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1 year ago

"I just needed to sleep on it... For 75 days"

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1 year ago

Mentally inserting the phrase "racist sexist homophobe" whenever I see the phrase"far right". Puts every action into context. I should make a chrome extension that does this for me.

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1 year ago

Just get new times under 1min on every course, problem solved

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1 year ago
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Hanouna : Musk n'a pas fait de Salut nazi mais un salut d'amour au public.
😂 mais...

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1 year ago
A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.

My only regret is I didn't buy more of him

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1 year ago
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With the TikTok ban, it’s time for a new social app to take it’s place

Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return

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1 year ago
A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb

DAMINATED LENIN

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1 year ago
A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180° range of motion.

who up washin they banana

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