i have a very high tolerance for shitty tv shows but i canβt make it through five minutes of gameday. they find like 12 different ways to drag nails down a chalkboard
04.10.2025 15:24 β π 58 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@jonbois.bsky.social
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i have a very high tolerance for shitty tv shows but i canβt make it through five minutes of gameday. they find like 12 different ways to drag nails down a chalkboard
04.10.2025 15:24 β π 58 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0NFLβs New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
03.10.2025 03:22 β π 1005 π 134 π¬ 26 π 5[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
02.10.2025 23:34 β π 2003 π 220 π¬ 21 π 0I'm so grateful for YouTube's Live Chat replay system because I can see the exact moment when a bunch of people are exposed to @jonbois.bsky.social's Madden humunculus for the first time
02.10.2025 14:02 β π 262 π 26 π¬ 4 π 0i really like watching sports
02.10.2025 02:11 β π 955 π 83 π¬ 41 π 12recency bias but I think this might be the best video Jon and Alex have made www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...
01.10.2025 15:23 β π 130 π 12 π¬ 6 π 2[0.8 seconds after arbitrarily opening a bible to somewhere in 2 samuel] damn this is dope! shout out to god
01.10.2025 15:37 β π 628 π 40 π¬ 13 π 1tonight at 9 eastern we'll be live-streaming the special 88-minute series finale of SCORIGAMI, free to watch for everybody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...
30.09.2025 21:35 β π 299 π 31 π¬ 7 π 6"It's the MLB playoffs β expect the unexpected."
- Jon Bois
nick novak peeing on the sideline
30.09.2025 01:05 β π 284 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0Scott Radinsky would go on to celebrate his birthday later that year or early in the following year
29.09.2025 17:51 β π 163 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
29.09.2025 18:24 β π 4377 π 1047 π¬ 110 π 44"MLB Moments" with a festive yet tasteful background of party streamer clip art. image dimensions: 148x96
mlb moments: on may 15th, 1999, st. louis cardinals left-hander scott radinsky pitched one inning of scoreless relief against the los angeles dodgers, striking out one. radinsky was credited with the hold as the cardinals secured an 8-5 win to improve their record to 18-17 on the season
29.09.2025 16:25 β π 548 π 39 π¬ 29 π 340-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era
29.09.2025 04:13 β π 1672 π 90 π¬ 11 π 340-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
29.09.2025 04:10 β π 4813 π 537 π¬ 73 π 54thatβs nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show
28.09.2025 23:10 β π 827 π 51 π¬ 18 π 1talk about double trouble: two new york baseball teams are headed to the postseason. or i mean talk about single trouble: a new york baseball team is headed to the postseason
28.09.2025 22:02 β π 771 π 51 π¬ 15 π 0eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already
28.09.2025 21:39 β π 2402 π 209 π¬ 19 π 5the 20 people per hour who are taking blade choppers over brooklyn at low altitudes to get to the ryder cup are pulling off a masterful lib-owning. one of the perks of living here used to be that you could completely escape the world's worst sport. they caught us napping on this one though
28.09.2025 17:40 β π 418 π 21 π¬ 8 π 0shouldβve charged the mound
28.09.2025 04:01 β π 1272 π 97 π¬ 14 π 0i wish theyβd let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. heβd just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys
27.09.2025 23:10 β π 580 π 49 π¬ 14 π 1I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
a befuddled king graham bumbling around unatco headquarters with a maxed out inventory of a tambourine, a piece of beeswax and a gep gun
27.09.2025 01:54 β π 98 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
26.09.2025 14:05 β π 1544 π 113 π¬ 38 π 3yeah same, i'm constantly calling people "it" and then wondering why they don't follow me
25.09.2025 20:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
25.09.2025 17:36 β π 2771 π 206 π¬ 57 π 8writing is such a sophisticated and varied art form that i hesitate to prescribe any immutable rules of writing, except for this one: no matter what you're writing, be it fiction, personal narrative, an academic paper, or a patent application, you should begin every paragraph with "Erm ..."
25.09.2025 15:17 β π 1093 π 100 π¬ 30 π 5bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves
25.09.2025 02:32 β π 438 π 28 π¬ 7 π 0orestes destrade at the plate with teal marlins uniform and glasses with silver rims that match the jersey lettering
stumbled upon this photo of orestes destrade today, unreal specs/uniform coordination
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