Jon Bois

hand over your badge and gun, luke wars. you're off the force be with you

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t

stand up and salute our man at midnight

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

i wish comedy clubs were open tonight so i could workshop a joke. it's something along the lines of, "considering all the snowfall today, it seems like new york city is truly a 'winter wonderland'." i might throw a kicker in there like "paging frosty the snowman!" or something like that

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

put this in the bsky louvre lol

snow day announcements are effectively a summons in that every recipient must be individually and personally informed. more here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law

he wrapped this one up in about 30 seconds. you figure there are about one million kids enrolled in new york city schools. if he spends ten hours a day on the phone, seven days a week, he will have personally informed every child of tomorrow's snow day by the spring of 2028

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

it seems like there are more and more olympics each and every year

you beat me by like 30 seconds

pre-covid i used to always get corned beef hash at this self-serve breakfast buffet in laguardia. corned beef hash is already basically really nice dog food to begin with. i love it so much

using a bobsled is cheating. and if they’re all using a bobsled, well, that just means they’re all cheating

the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube

i’ve eaten many different kinds of food

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink

i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"

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Drafts 7d this post isn't any good either. to the drafts folder with you 7d file this one under N.G.P. ... Not a Good Post! 7d p.u. – this post stinks to high heaven! 7d this post is just plain not good enough to publish, and that's that 7d this post is no good. forget the draft folder – stick this one in the garbage can! 7d oh, what's the use 7d this is a TERRIBLE post! no one will like it! 7d dang it

draft dump

maybe we can talk about this once it’s the common dem position to affirm the humanity and rights of trans people at least as directly as he has

Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

i hacked my way in. i am a computer hacker

i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store