about to grab some lunch
[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’
people on youtube love putting the words DARK TRUTH and SHOCKING DOWNFALL on the thumbnail of their video about a guy who retired due to injury at age 37
unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool
remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am
now that’s what i’m talking about
i think this is the only action figure i've ever wanted as an adult
oops you're right. probably still plenty of trauma to work with though
“what are some accessories he could use to reconcile with his brother and process recent existential trauma”
“uhhhhh”
My sister got me this for Christmas because she couldn’t believe they made an action figure of “Dirt Farmer Picard”
leaving 20 minutes early for lunch so i can get my bike and creep next to you guys at 2 mph as you walk 150 feet to get katsu
one of us should really become a motorcycle person and say “yeah… decided to ride the bike in today…” to nobody every single week
don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get
they're both geniuses
they're both assholes
their beef was inevitable
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i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
it ought to be interesting to see how the midterms shake out. lots of candidates out there. make sure you read up on them between now and november or else you’ll be looking pretty silly in the voting booth
i cannot stress enough how good this series is
do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to
another great SVU Jersey Moment was isaiah thomas, who played 15 career games with the cavs, going to new york and presenting a rescued girl with a cavs jersey commemorating the year of her kidnapping
this series is up there with the best things jon has ever done
i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail
[while attending a wedding] methinks i hear wedding bells
today's brand new episode of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is all about dave rozema, one of the funniest guys to ever play baseball
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hand over your badge and gun, luke wars. you're off the force be with you
Wise words
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went to the store
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AI Summary ✨
Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t
stand up and salute our man at midnight
