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hand over your badge and gun, luke wars. you're off the force be with you

01.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

β€œBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

A grey hoodie with text which reads: β€œBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

27.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7692    πŸ” 1829    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 135
Trans Continental Pipeline Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3610    πŸ” 3568    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 160

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

25.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5917    πŸ” 1082    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 15

where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t

25.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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stand up and salute our man at midnight

25.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2667    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

25.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1708    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4

i wish comedy clubs were open tonight so i could workshop a joke. it's something along the lines of, "considering all the snowfall today, it seems like new york city is truly a 'winter wonderland'." i might throw a kicker in there like "paging frosty the snowman!" or something like that

23.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 911    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 1

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

23.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1566    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 4

put this in the bsky louvre lol

22.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1302    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

snow day announcements are effectively a summons in that every recipient must be individually and personally informed. more here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law

22.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he wrapped this one up in about 30 seconds. you figure there are about one million kids enrolled in new york city schools. if he spends ten hours a day on the phone, seven days a week, he will have personally informed every child of tomorrow's snow day by the spring of 2028

22.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1491    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

22.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1237    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 4

it seems like there are more and more olympics each and every year

22.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1092    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1

you beat me by like 30 seconds

22.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pre-covid i used to always get corned beef hash at this self-serve breakfast buffet in laguardia. corned beef hash is already basically really nice dog food to begin with. i love it so much

22.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1311    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 2

using a bobsled is cheating. and if they’re all using a bobsled, well, that just means they’re all cheating

22.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 958    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 3

the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube

21.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1521    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

i’ve eaten many different kinds of food

21.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

20.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3527    πŸ” 568    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink

20.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1025    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3

i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"

20.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

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18.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 36
Drafts
7d
this post isn't any good either. to the drafts folder with you
7d
file this one under N.G.P. ... Not a Good Post!
7d
p.u. – this post stinks to high heaven!
7d
this post is just plain not good enough to publish, and that's that
7d
this post is no good. forget the draft folder – stick this one in the garbage can!
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oh, what's the use
7d
this is a TERRIBLE post! no one will like it!
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dang it

Drafts 7d this post isn't any good either. to the drafts folder with you 7d file this one under N.G.P. ... Not a Good Post! 7d p.u. – this post stinks to high heaven! 7d this post is just plain not good enough to publish, and that's that 7d this post is no good. forget the draft folder – stick this one in the garbage can! 7d oh, what's the use 7d this is a TERRIBLE post! no one will like it! 7d dang it

draft dump

18.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1265    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

maybe we can talk about this once it’s the common dem position to affirm the humanity and rights of trans people at least as directly as he has

18.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1617    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.

17.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4618    πŸ” 2614    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 216

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

17.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1714    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

i hacked my way in. i am a computer hacker

17.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

17.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1639    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

14.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2198    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 7