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i have a very high tolerance for shitty tv shows but i can’t make it through five minutes of gameday. they find like 12 different ways to drag nails down a chalkboard

04.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

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NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

03.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1005    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

02.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2003    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so grateful for YouTube's Live Chat replay system because I can see the exact moment when a bunch of people are exposed to @jonbois.bsky.social's Madden humunculus for the first time

02.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i really like watching sports

02.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 955    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 12
The future of NFL scores | SCORIGAMI
YouTube video by Secret Base The future of NFL scores | SCORIGAMI

recency bias but I think this might be the best video Jon and Alex have made www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...

01.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

[0.8 seconds after arbitrarily opening a bible to somewhere in 2 samuel] damn this is dope! shout out to god

01.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
THE FUTURE | SCORIGAMI, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base THE FUTURE | SCORIGAMI, Part 4 of 4

tonight at 9 eastern we'll be live-streaming the special 88-minute series finale of SCORIGAMI, free to watch for everybody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...

30.09.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."

- Jon Bois

30.09.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 884    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5
nick novak peeing on the sideline

nick novak peeing on the sideline

30.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Scott Radinsky would go on to celebrate his birthday later that year or early in the following year

29.09.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

29.09.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4377    πŸ” 1047    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 44
"MLB Moments" with a festive yet tasteful background of party streamer clip art. image dimensions: 148x96

"MLB Moments" with a festive yet tasteful background of party streamer clip art. image dimensions: 148x96

mlb moments: on may 15th, 1999, st. louis cardinals left-hander scott radinsky pitched one inning of scoreless relief against the los angeles dodgers, striking out one. radinsky was credited with the hold as the cardinals secured an 8-5 win to improve their record to 18-17 on the season

29.09.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 548    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

40-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era

29.09.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1672    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

29.09.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4813    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 54

that’s nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show

28.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 827    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

talk about double trouble: two new york baseball teams are headed to the postseason. or i mean talk about single trouble: a new york baseball team is headed to the postseason

28.09.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already

28.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2402    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5
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Stop The Chop NY/NJ Stop The Chop NY/NJ is a grassroots organization formed to reduce helicopter noise and ban nonessential flights over the New York City Metropolitan Area.

stopthechopnynj.org

28.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

the 20 people per hour who are taking blade choppers over brooklyn at low altitudes to get to the ryder cup are pulling off a masterful lib-owning. one of the perks of living here used to be that you could completely escape the world's worst sport. they caught us napping on this one though

28.09.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

should’ve charged the mound

28.09.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1272    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

27.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

27.09.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4872    πŸ” 1806    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 108

a befuddled king graham bumbling around unatco headquarters with a maxed out inventory of a tambourine, a piece of beeswax and a gep gun

27.09.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well

26.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1544    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 3

yeah same, i'm constantly calling people "it" and then wondering why they don't follow me

25.09.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

25.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2771    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 8

writing is such a sophisticated and varied art form that i hesitate to prescribe any immutable rules of writing, except for this one: no matter what you're writing, be it fiction, personal narrative, an academic paper, or a patent application, you should begin every paragraph with "Erm ..."

25.09.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1093    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 5

bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves

25.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
orestes destrade at the plate with teal marlins uniform and glasses with silver rims that match the jersey lettering

orestes destrade at the plate with teal marlins uniform and glasses with silver rims that match the jersey lettering

stumbled upon this photo of orestes destrade today, unreal specs/uniform coordination

25.09.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

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