Jon Bois

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i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

it ought to be interesting to see how the midterms shake out. lots of candidates out there. make sure you read up on them between now and november or else you’ll be looking pretty silly in the voting booth

i cannot stress enough how good this series is

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

isaiah thomas at a press conference holding up a cavs jersey that reads "ALWAYS BELIEVE 2007"

another great SVU Jersey Moment was isaiah thomas, who played 15 career games with the cavs, going to new york and presenting a rescued girl with a cavs jersey commemorating the year of her kidnapping

this series is up there with the best things jon has ever done

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

[while attending a wedding] methinks i hear wedding bells

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hand over your badge and gun, luke wars. you're off the force be with you

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

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went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t

stand up and salute our man at midnight

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

i wish comedy clubs were open tonight so i could workshop a joke. it's something along the lines of, "considering all the snowfall today, it seems like new york city is truly a 'winter wonderland'." i might throw a kicker in there like "paging frosty the snowman!" or something like that

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

put this in the bsky louvre lol

snow day announcements are effectively a summons in that every recipient must be individually and personally informed. more here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law

he wrapped this one up in about 30 seconds. you figure there are about one million kids enrolled in new york city schools. if he spends ten hours a day on the phone, seven days a week, he will have personally informed every child of tomorrow's snow day by the spring of 2028

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

it seems like there are more and more olympics each and every year

you beat me by like 30 seconds

pre-covid i used to always get corned beef hash at this self-serve breakfast buffet in laguardia. corned beef hash is already basically really nice dog food to begin with. i love it so much

using a bobsled is cheating. and if they’re all using a bobsled, well, that just means they’re all cheating

the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube

i’ve eaten many different kinds of food

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares