Hi friends. I’ve got a new song out, about grief and navigating the memories of those we’ve lost — this one means a lot to me, and it would mean a lot to me if you could listen. It’s on all the major streaming sites ❤️
open.spotify.com/track/7aTSiF...
Where!!
Hi folks I finally went ahead and made a Bluesky account for my music @thecircuitdeath.bsky.social, so if you’re maybe into that sort of thing I’d greatly appreciate a follow over there. If you’re feeling real generous you can even follow that link and listen to a song or two :)
Sorry man. I’m v tired
Does Jerry have a burner on here yet
Lol
One of my goals for January was to determine whether I wanted to pay to keep trident deck dot com registered, or officially hang it up. Well it auto-renewed, so I guess I’ll make an effort to get my moneys worth. Give me blog ideas that I won’t use, please
Hey Sailor. I’ve got bad news and good news.
The bad news is that the world continues to be really bad.
The good news is that you don’t have to give into any of that. Also I love you, and lots of other people probably do too.
In 2025 were Sincerity Posting.
#ForksDown. 💙
You know better
Look, I get it. You’re concerned I might turn out to be kinda hot. Which is counterintuitive to everything you know about blogs. So let me go ahead and put your mind at ease right now — it’s true; I am kinda hot.
Get this account to 1000 followers by Christmas and I’ll do a face reveal
Well
If the Packers don’t call this particular uniform set “White Cheddar,” then what are we even doing here
At least this year the Mariners are not pretending like they’re trying to do anything. They *can* learn!
Robinson Cano fWAR, Jerry Dipoto Era (2016-2018): 11.4
Every single other Mariner 2B, Jerry Dipoto Era (2016-?) (Min. 10 PA): 6.2
What da heck
If Manfred is gonna keep messing with stuff, then why not
I think baseball should have opportunities for the defense to score. Interceptions. When a defender catches a ball in the air he can either do the normal, boring thing or he can throw it home and if it hits the plate the defense scores a run. Call me, Papa Manfred
I thought the Golden At-Bat was the one in which a player secures his golden sombrero. Words used to mean something
People get so upset about these kinds of things but to me it is just very funny that the Mariners are more than two months into the baseball offseason, possess a roster in desperate need of assistance, and all they’ve done is give each other new titles and promotions. That’s good stuff!
On Thanksgiving my grandmother-in-law asked me if I still write blogs about the Seattle Mariners, and I hit her with the Ben Affleck thousand-yard stare
Elphaba as in her or Elphaba as in me?
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
First of many
Why’s that dog so mad
#forksdown brother
I was called a slur on Twitter so this is a slight improvement
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