Hayden Evans

I’ve considered smacking that logo on the side of my car more times than I should probably admit to.

Found Hayden's daily driver.

If I could’ve made this tattoo scratch-and-sniff, I absolutely woulda.

Free will is so funny, like… you can get a tattoo of Disneyland’s defunct Chicken of the Sea/Pirate Ship Restaurant. You can just DO THAT.

I’m a dolt and uploaded the wrong version, lol. The correct version is “DANTE’S INN - 9 FLOORS OF FIRE & BRIMSTONE.” I had the Seven Deadly Sins on my mind, blah blah blah…

Hahaha! That’s “Rolly” kind of you to say!

I’ll be there!! Vending the day away!

That means mountains, truly! You know me haha, I’ll take any opportunity to go as “Crump” as I can! 😅

I'll see you in HELL! 🔥

It was the thrill of my afterlife to design this poster for Hell's Bureau of Travel and Tourism! Here, sinning is winning and every vice is ohhhh so nice! The girls are HOT, the dice are HOT, the beer is HOT... it's Hell. EVERYTHING IS HOT.

Getting mighty crafty lately! Excited to share these hand-painted character cutouts when they’re all finished!

I'm sorry, I don't understand?

What working on a custom font for hours (and hours and hours) feels like...

Anyone have recommendations for places to stay in Palm Springs? The more colorful/retrotastic/mid-century, the better! 🌴☀️

I'll be keeping Instagram... for now... only because I'd like to have some public depository for my work outside of my website? But FB and X especially are just vitriolic, nonsense hellscapes anymore. I need to do what you did and extract the valuable connections/info from them and then DELETE!

And maybe I just need to take the jump to find that out for myself, and hope that the work I've done so far and the clients I have would be enough to get by.

I feel like that's where I'm at, and where I've been at for a hot minute - that the absolute mental anguish it gives me far outweighs any professional benefit! I *do* get business and sales through FB and X, so I'd definitely feel the loss... but man, at what cost?

That part! I'm ngl there's a part of me that really yearns for that level of meaningful connection with friends. I miss that, and I need that back. It really is just the thought of losing future opportunities/not having eyes on my work that's holding me back, but it's just all so exhaustive anymore.

I'd love to hear people's experiences in deleting social media, specifically Facebook and/or Twitter. I'd do it in a heartbeat if I wasn't worried about the professional consequences (missing out on clients/connections). I'd greatly appreciate any insights!

There is life before Cook Out (if you can even call it living) and there is life after Cook Out. I’m a changed man. An enlightened man.

Truly friends, even a $5 donation would go sooooooooo far. Thank you in advance for any donation you can make; let’s make hearse-tory together!!

Hayden sitting inside the back of his 1968 Pink Cadillac Hearse. He is smiling and holding his hands up in a peace sign. He is asking for donations to aid in the hearse’s repairs.

Hi all! I’m raising funds for my Pink Hearse’s repairs!

We’re doing so much more than fixing a car here… we're gifting this hearse the second chapter it was once doomed to never experience. We are quite literally raising the dead and bringing it back to LIFE! www.gofundme.com/f/raising-ha...

Look alive, ya swabs! 🏴‍☠️🐊⏰✨ It is my great pleasure to share with you the Captain Hook design I drew up for RSVLTS's “Rotten Apples” Disney Villains Collection - available now!

Remember when I shared my Halloween-ified 25th Anniversary Cinderella Castle Cake illustration, and then a few days later
@anakbeltran.bsky.social shared her masterful 3D model of it??? A gesture sweet enough to rival this 189-foot-tall candy-coated monstrosity!

No, but man - it sure could have been! (I’m now worried that when I share what I had initially posted about, it’ll be underwhelming for everyone, hahaha!)

Happy 70th Anniversary, Disneyland! ✨

Julie Andrews once said that Disneyland was "Walt's gift to a weary world," and I believe that is more true now than ever. The world changes - even Walt's small park has and will continue to change - yet Disneyland remains a stalwart beacon of joy and optimism.

I didn’t realize the William Temple Franklin Museum had a social media presence!

I’m just trying to keep up with YOU, friend!! 🥰

In a span of less than 24 hours the WDF Museum has liked my art, shared said art on their IG story, and started following me. So I’m doing GREAT.

You're laughing. Mike Wazowski is being hung by a (Henry J. Water)noose and you're laughing.

How VERY DARE YOU Sulley my original post with this nonsense?