Wombat For Hire

...that says it all
Watercolor meme for raylldo!

(🎨 by @\tomatodogart.bsky.social)

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my cheapest commission ($45) is enough for one EnFit Mic-key feeding tube extension set, it lasts 7 days if I'm lucky!

it enables me to eat. Shop small!

...........................................btw...this art is meant to match/contrast with this other I also made[back when I was much more sane..]

-I'M COOOMMIIIIININGGHHHHH!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REWNdObwhYo

Emerging edge edginess of emergency

-Ascension into the edge lord its been hiding withing my souk ever since was-..Inevitable!-..the time is right, the galaxy shall tremble in feal on my presence..

I-am the TRUE Star Kunk 🦨💫

...certainly I drew this thing..no idea what else to say by this point..

[Sung over an unprecedented climate disaster]

Here I am

Rock you like a hurricane

Fun fact: Did you know that you can just draw a lil' guy with a moustache any time you want for any reason

(I know that's not literally how you parse it, but you could.)

Every now and then I remember that the word for elevator is Aufzug.

"Up train"

Guys she’s so cute what do I say

Tell him real men don't have breathing problems.

Cutter the thylacine cowboy, dripping wet, looks with annoyance into the face of his paint horse Cricket, who is "handing" him his soaked hat.

The icing on the cake is that Cutter cannot tell whether Cricket is *apologizing* for spooking and throwing him in the water, or he just likes to nibble on wet felt.

At least he doesn't have to fork out for a new hat.

Lockscren by @skiaskai.bsky.social!

Two comms, for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social and @skydrxgxn.bsky.social :)

I'm trying to finish a painting comm today. As a last resort, everything will be ready tomorrow morning. You know what that means😏. You can take one slot up to $70, or several from $10 - $25.
I want to send two originals to a new home and start buying gifts.

I think he was in the Bible and was similarly the absolute pits

You see, if you have a job you’ll be like “yeah, I know what he’s talkin’ about.” If you don’t, I get to draw you right into my premise.

That’s what you call an airtight bit.

(Get it? I did another Cormac McCarthy thing)

Insert a movie into another movie:

The Road to El Dorado

Ah, good, the gas is having its effect already.

Please don’t yell, he’s just woken up.

I hope not. Sully’s from Arkansas and I don’t need the two of them meeting and encouraging each other.

I am releasing into the atmosphere a chemical that erases from your memory any notion that you have a job.

All other paths have been tried.

“Support Bot, did you try to flush my dog down the toilet?”

[WHAT HOUSE IS THIS. WHAT IS MY FUNCTION.]

“Oh Support Bot, my love for you is [File Not Found]”

Support Bots! is filmed before a live studio audience

It’s a great time to finish up that giant tunnel complex you’ve been digging in your yard, at night, without knowing why.

It’s just about ready for me to move into.

📣 Commission applications are OPEN!

If you'd like to apply for a slot, you can find all the info, including my ToS, here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

My prices can also be found here!
Note: Prices are in GBP! 💷

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9fdfp...

You transition onto the next map screen and after a few seconds his theme starts playing. He moves into the frame with shimmying sidesteps.

"Wanna fish, kid?"