Wombat For Hire

Wombat For Hire

@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

πŸ› οΈ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat! πŸ–₯️ Software maker πŸ‘½ Weird fiction writer βš›οΈ Science liker 🎨 Art by others! He/him, >40. No RP. πŸ”ž PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social Banner @saltamor.bsky.social

829 Followers 714 Following 6,199 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 hours ago
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i give furret a nose?

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7 hours ago

I'm not.

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7 hours ago

I've always been a fan of erosion-based cuisine

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8 hours ago

"The Medite-mane-ean" sounds like something from My Little Pony.

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10 hours ago
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Hey, folks! I currently have found myself in a really bad spot. I was just the victim of a towing scam and it was a massive blow to us financially. The text below shows the story in full.
I'm holding a Goal on Ko F i in hopes of getting some help with this. (more below)

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9 hours ago

I can get attached to him. I'll take him.

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12 hours ago
Low angle shot of Valerie the Tasmanian devil lifting off with a jetpack strapped to her back, flashing the peace sign amidst a backdrop of tall buildings.

There's a poster hanging up at Wombat For Hire, Inc: "Never ask why. Ask how much."

As in: ask how much the customer is willing to pay to be able to make a clean getaway without a getaway *vehicle*.

Neither Emmet nor Valerie ever earned a buck by being shy.

Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!

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19 hours ago

I feel seen somehow.

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1 day ago

You'll get out on bail I'm sure

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1 day ago
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personal sketch pool toy benji.
Normal you shouldn’t swim after eating but you need the ballast to not get blown away.

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1 day ago

I've tried to figure out if he's a composite manifestation of unmet psychic needs but he's also kind of an asshole so, you know, the jury's out.

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1 day ago
YouTube
Super Trivia - short YouTube video by Studio Dude Shed

Let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb. Dumb as hell.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epfD...

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1 day ago

It happened again just now. He just *appeared*. I'm not sure he's even real.

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1 day ago

There's a coworker I've been collaborating with on a project. The thing is, I can never MEET him. By that I mean for the past 6 months whenever I've needed to speak to him I've never been able to find him.

I ONLY ever *bump into* himβ€”almost always by turning a corner to find him standing there.

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1 day ago

If I'm dumb as hell and all the means of production are automated, how am I contributing to an economy?

If I've been deskilled, what am I doing to make money to spend on products? What value is there in advertising to my eyeballs?

Everything top-heavy eventually crashes down.

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1 day ago
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Dwagon! πŸ‰

(Old art)

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1 day ago
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Older Young Pope redraw
[ #InNomine #furryart ]

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1 day ago
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My dad's dog, Porkchop!

(Old art)

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1 day ago
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Some doodles of Boris the badger boy!

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1 day ago

Imagine there’s no countries

While going number two

Nothing to kill or die for

Except Everything

- John Lennon, β€œImagination Song”

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1 day ago

I like the tire pile

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1 day ago
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A bunch of random transformations that @miltonholmes.art has done for me! Figure I'd gather them up and share them here!!!

Which one do you like the best? 😜

Individual images here! - https://postimg.cc/gallery/q3FFkTs

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1 day ago
Victor the white-furred smilodon, lazing in a hammock in a taiga forest, smoking a pipe with a bowl of blue/purplish berries on his tummy. His cloak has been sitting on the ground for so long it has moss and mushrooms growing on it, and his spear, resting against a tree, has a butterfly resting on it.

No, Victor is not about to sit in a circle and cry about his *feelings* like Faergi's other patients. He's happy enough right where he isβ€”as long as Mollin keeps those berries coming. They must have some sort of addictive substance in them, he swears.

Artwork by @konnestra.bsky.social!

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1 day ago

#commission #YCH #lynx #furryart #woodcarving #wood_carving #carving #handmade #crafting #craft #relief #fortunatafox #horned_hut #hornedhut

🦁[Y] "Tobias"😾

Finished woodcarving YCH for @fortunatafox.bsky.social

The portrait is done. Waxed, so it looks like a copper coin.

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1 day ago

I've already been Anodized.

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1 day ago
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Transformers transformation sound effect. #transformers YouTube video by TJ Productions Teal

www.youtube.com/shorts/Tn5UL...

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1 day ago
painting of a seal doing astral projection on the beach

seal doing astral projection

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2 days ago
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

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1 day ago

America is a shining city on a hill.

That city is Minas Morgul.

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1 day ago

Here, let's go back to the classic PFP. I'll reserve the other one for... special moods.

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