Ickis Enjoyer

One of the things I’ve learned about spending a lot of my time alone - and I mean stretches of days where I see no one else - is that most ppl cannot do it, and it makes me appreciate ppl more, not less, because I’ve learned to appreciate who ppl are and not use them to assuage my loneliness

imagine being jd vance's brother and *you're* the loser brother lmaoo

This is Hudson. He is a strong, independent dog who boops his own snoot. 13/10 (IG: hudsonstaysgolden)

Turns out he was allergic to tacky decor.
(Photo by @andyharnik /@GettyImages)

He's standing there waiting for his program to load. 'Error! Empathy and Fucks not found.'

Somebody put a 'loading' icon over his head.

'Fuck him. That jerk just stole all the attention that should have been mine!'

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

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That Border Patrol agent should:
1. Lose his job
2. Lose his pension
3. Get thrown in jail for attempted murder (or murder if that woman dies)
4. Found guilty and jailed for life

Also, the assholes on that Signal chat should lose their jobs for covering for that SOB.

Confident me: Nobody because as Effin Birds said, 'I am a goddamn delight'. 😎😇

Regular me: Why? What have you heard? 😭

Sean Dunn, D.C. sandwich guy, not guilty. I wonder if the jury laughed when they heard the sandwich exploded inside the wrapper, and the smell of the mustard and onion traumatized the poor agent. He could feel it (the soft sandwich) through his ballistic vest. Hope he gets therapy for the trauma. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Let's talk about death-ball sponges, because what the hell, ocean? I thought we had a deal, you'd stop making Hooked Horrors of Which We Dare Not Speak, and we'd stop dumping trash in you.....

Oh. Right. Carry on. 😔

Okay, the death ball sponges are genus Chondrocladia, the "ping pong sponges."

Wow...so, how ashamed do you feel when you drain the bathtub, Salty?

This is bullshit from tfg, as usual. Is he new?
Thanksgiving dinners are always discounted. Mission here wants donations, '$2.75 Thanksgiving Dinner'. Only for the poor. $2.75. *They should have better.*

Watch how ham is $1.30/lb close to Christmas and then again at Easter but back at $4-$5/lb.

Some, but most people out there don't pay attention to politics. Different reasons including apathy.

🎶annnd perrrrfiiiikt!🎶

There are free programs out there, but they are not easy to use for most folks. 'The first one is free, just a taste of how easy it could be.' The point of free/trial programs is to up charge for their premium products. Otherwise, the companies won't make money.

Direct File won't be available in 2026. Direct File was a *free + easy* way to file taxes.

The lobbyists for tax prep companies have won, the People lost.

It won't be available in 2026 because 1) the Biden admin introduced it, and 2) lobbyists/tax prep companies paid millions to make billions.

The fearmongering is so stupid it sinks below ridiculous.

Like these people weren't being called 'Christian Taliban' here. What a rarified bubble of hate and willful stupidity these people live in.

StoneKettle once likened their level of self-awareness to a dog licking its nether regions in public.

It's the latter, straight up lying, or brain damage.

#LosAngeles #Improv 👇🏽

“We won because we insisted that no longer would politics be something that is done to us. Now it is something that we do.”

Been watching older episodes of Law and Order: SVU. I had forgotten the episodes that dealt with these horrific policies the first time around. It's so much worse now. Also, of course #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

The DNC didn't win last night; the fired-up Democratic voters did.

I want to do what I can to help out with struggling families. I know it's not food or rent but it might be a speck of joy & it's what I can do.

For the next 4 weeks I'm going to give away 1 Glitter & Mica watercolor palette per week to a family that is struggling & needs gifts. Details below:
#SNAP

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mr president sir, the pollsters are saying you should drop more diarrhea on the nation youre leading sir

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Blue Tsunami.

Lets hope Dem leadership doesn't F it up and take all the wrong lessons...

Train hero who saved passengers during attack named The rail worker credited with saving multiple lives is named as Samir Zitouni.

A real British hero. This is the type of guy who should be made a knight of the garter or a peer of the realm, not the likes of Andrew Mountbatten WIndsor or Peter Mandelson.

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.