Sanjeev Kohli

In the Dancing In The Dark video, Bruce Springsteen pulls an unknown girl out of the audience & dances with her on stage. That girl was Anna Karen, who famously went on to play Olive in On The Buses

In case you're wondering what happened to Candi Staton, she lent her name to a cholesterol-reducing sweet for obese American youngsters

If Axl Rose had a farm, he'd probably break down and cry-e-i-e-i-o

If Bonnie Tyler's needing a hero so much she should just call the fire brigade. It's £2000 for a false call-out, but she sounds desperate

ChatGPT has failed you. The joke relies on the song that resonated throughout my childhood:
“Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate’s made”

It’s official - Beyoncé’s new album will be called Chocolate. She’s recording it all in a studio round the corner from where she recorded Lemonade

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

Opening a new restaurant combining the best of Japanese wine with the best of Scottish hospitality. It's called FUCKSAKE

Just to let you know - I applied to start a religion based entirely on the lyrics to the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, & the application was SUCCESSFUL

I was the best player in the Proctology Patients XI today. No goals, but I had four ass cysts

Some people like Albert Hammond Jr. Some people like Julian Casablancas. Some people prefer Fabrizio Moretti. Different Strokes for different folks

There’s nothing like football played with a squad of eleven. There really is no substitute

Off cheese-hunting tonight. Just me and some mates, shooting the bries

I think I’ll firebomb a few local schools & sports centres. I REALLY want to win the FIFA Peace Prize next year

This sudden rise in lamb obesity has been blamed on online gambolling

The first ever crowdfund attempt was by John Carpenter in 1981. "Can you all give me a tenner each? It's for a Thing"

“Flattery will get you nowhere” is actually short for “Flat battery will get you nowhere”

Belinda Carlisle. We dream the same dreams we want the same things.

She’s outbid me 17 TIMES on eBay

Sylvester Stallone used to run the first concession in Brooklyn market. Next to Sylvester Stalltwo

Kate Bush never sold well in Brazil, where her output was considered overlong & rambling

did you know you can fit every planet in the solar system in between Earth and the Moon?

I can't tho, I'm busy

If you hit a deer without stopping, be prepared for a visit by a rep from their union Venison.

Harry Connick Jr has decided to speak less these days & would like to be called Harry Laconic Jr

Mother Nature’s actual name is Janet Earth

So it turns out all my Placebo CDs were blank all along

***Standing ovation***

At the Oooh Betty Ford Clinic, they help you in moments of weakness by assigning you a frank sponsor.

a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding . Alt: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .

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Many thanks.

That's me finally got my organ donor card. So one of you lucky people will be getting a Yamaha with a broken bossanova function

MGM studios were famously started by American actress Mary Gyler Moore