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Lamont Price

@lpizzle.bsky.social

Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay

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I want to date somebody named Erika because I lied about having a girlfriend with that name back when I was in 7th grade and I need to make it right

08.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotcha

08.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just to be clear I would live in a comic book store if I could

08.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got me

08.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's an underrated campy horror classic. Plus it has Doug E. Doug!!!

08.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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At the old shop, decades back, former coworker Rob and I got some Pop Rocks from the convenience store down the road and washed them down with Coke as an experiment. AND YET WE LIVED (if you can call this living)

08.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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Sounds like a great day!

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I feel like Mythbusters got the ball rolling though. Literally one of their first episodes they had an actress who supposedly died on the set of Goldfinger appear and talk about the myth.

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But Social Media WAS the perfect carrier for the Clowns in the Woods stories...

08.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It has its pluses

08.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't deny that

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Oh that was different

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🎢LVI is part of living. Living 56🎢

06.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never had beef wellington but it looks unnecessary

08.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Social media has destroyed the urban legend. If social media was around in the 80s Mikey from The Life Cereal commercials would've hopped on here like "Fuck y'all talkin' bout? I'm right here!" and then got endorsement deals from Coke AND Pop Rocks

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We really spread that story far & wide before social media lol

08.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Classroom to classroom. We got it done lol

08.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna flirt my way to the top

08.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never had beef wellington but it looks unnecessary

08.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My intel is telling me french toast day at school was a top tier day

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Y'ALL WASN'T OUTSIDE!!!

07.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need Bigfoot to decide on a holiday so we can know when to be afraid of him mostly

07.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know I'm right lol

07.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts lol

07.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy

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