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Lamont Price

@lpizzle.bsky.social

Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay

363 Followers  |  117 Following  |  3,352 Posts  |  Joined: 12.12.2024  |  1.959

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Sometimes I be high as shit walking around my apartment saying "per capita"

10.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching New England Brickmaster commercial

10.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the hunt for WGBH afternoon bumpers from the late 80s/early 90s

09.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts

09.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma try to do a guest spot on next year's Superbowl Halftime Show

09.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a rough game and randomly Buffalo Bills' fans are doing the most crowing. Don't let those losers bother you. That close-but-no-cigar ass fan base has been suffering in hilarious fashion for decades so this is all they have. Just ignore them, much the way any sort of sports success has

09.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was my guy when I was a kid

09.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dee Brown had folks going out buying Reebok Pumps... what a time...

@dartadams.bsky.social @lpizzle.bsky.social

09.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

My score: Patriots 31 Seahawks 17

And as always, if I'm wrong that means I was hacked

08.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still time to get your Puppy Bowl bets in!

07.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's so much more lol

07.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

07.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's all it took back then lol

07.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gary Hart somewhere right now thinking about '88

06.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should let me give a Ted Talk about being addicted to thick thighs

06.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could own a baseball team

06.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the facts

06.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything with passion

06.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she likes to sing 80s/90s cartoon theme songs at the top of her lungs I might put a ring on it

05.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking ChatGPT what if Jason actually went to 1989 Manhattan instead of Canada

05.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#TBT to that time I got drunk with Jennifer Coolidge

05.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be a fun discussion

05.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can podcast about cartoons from 1987

05.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Draymond Green is forever a bum for what he said to Paul Pierce during his final year in the NBA…

05.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Forever

05.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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