Sometimes I be high as shit walking around my apartment saying "per capita"
10.02.2026 02:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
Sometimes I be high as shit walking around my apartment saying "per capita"
10.02.2026 02:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching New England Brickmaster commercial
10.02.2026 01:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On the hunt for WGBH afternoon bumpers from the late 80s/early 90s
09.02.2026 21:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Facts
09.02.2026 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imma try to do a guest spot on next year's Superbowl Halftime Show
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09.02.2026 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We had a rough game and randomly Buffalo Bills' fans are doing the most crowing. Don't let those losers bother you. That close-but-no-cigar ass fan base has been suffering in hilarious fashion for decades so this is all they have. Just ignore them, much the way any sort of sports success has
09.02.2026 19:55 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0That was my guy when I was a kid
09.02.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dee Brown had folks going out buying Reebok Pumps... what a time...
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My score: Patriots 31 Seahawks 17
And as always, if I'm wrong that means I was hacked
Still time to get your Puppy Bowl bets in!
07.02.2026 21:33 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0There's so much more lol
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07.02.2026 21:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's all it took back then lol
07.02.2026 21:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should let me give a Ted Talk about being addicted to thick thighs
06.02.2026 03:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I could own a baseball team
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06.02.2026 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are the facts
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06.02.2026 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anything with passion
06.02.2026 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If she likes to sing 80s/90s cartoon theme songs at the top of her lungs I might put a ring on it
05.02.2026 21:48 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Asking ChatGPT what if Jason actually went to 1989 Manhattan instead of Canada
05.02.2026 21:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0#TBT to that time I got drunk with Jennifer Coolidge
05.02.2026 20:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That would be a fun discussion
05.02.2026 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can podcast about cartoons from 1987
05.02.2026 19:39 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Draymond Green is forever a bum for what he said to Paul Pierce during his final year in the NBAβ¦
05.02.2026 19:33 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2Forever
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