Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛

tbh, you're being kind

you stop buying dick tracy aftershave, they point the finger AT ME

figure made by the same company in the same scale... could probably pop off his head and make that a reality

BEET RED, FACEY

Dick Tracy aftershave.

ready for anything

I see you're hoping to be a pull-quote on the Blu-ray release

i still want that zeppelin

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🎂🎁 HB to the TR!

a new coat bc despite my efforts i simply can't survive the winter with a $15 hoodie

thank you both, i could never be a hater

black friday'd a large purchase for 20% off and now it's been cyber monday'd for 30%

Fun fact, I was really tempted to buy and include those with it, but with the snack bags I was already at critical mass for the number of arm movements I can put up with in a single month.

I remember! And I think running concurrently was the commercial where they're skiing in the supermarket and using boxes of frozen Swiss Steaks to build momentum.

Santa's elves were so realistic. I don't believe they were actors.

7UP "Countdown to Christmas" poster from 1988.

Happy December! Time to start gluing cotton balls over your 7UP "Countdown to Christmas" poster from 1988, which you assuredly kept a spare of.

He told me that story, he was morally opposed to the "glass-glazing" (his words) script

He mostly ignores them but every once in a while one catches his eye and he just stares at it for a half hour trying to decide if it's Actual Human.

All he needs is a little string and a lotta Temptations treats and he's set.

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He's really held onto that innocent look through the years.

I'm pre-blogosphere days, cut me some slack, I still use the term webmaster

I'm a little behind! But I'm adding a couple today. :D

We gotta talk.

I love how when he sits up he looks like he's about to deliver a heart-to-heart about someone's gambling problem.

Awww hell yeah. I admit that chocolate biscotti is an iffy substitute for buttered toast, but I couldn't mail people bread!

Ugh, sorry to hear that!

also, fyi, ngl, i can't stop listening to this

he wants to reenact the echo scene with me doing the echo :/

Two notorious hermits form an unlikely bond.

I don't remember how I ended up with this talking Grinch doll from the Jim Carrey movie, but I accept him as part of my tribe.

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I wish I liked it more!