Grunky Phlegm

i thought water was scorpions?????

Grateful for this today

Bruno Mars should let me ghost write for him again

You’ve been calling it this since the horizon (beginning)

two horses walk into a bar. the bartender says “why the long faces?”

Doing my research on the candidates for the election, and i'm finding out a lot of these guys are politicians…

I accidentally burned Steph Curry’s face into my monitor

i used to call a guy this in high school

Maybe for next year’s Halloween I will carve a plum. Not sure yet. Nothing set in stone

This is what they called me in high school

Real photograph of me (a misunderstood werewolf) sitting by a tree

People keep asking me if I’m going to dress up for Halloween. Little do they know, I always wear a mask…

Need to start unspending $800 a month

Need to start spending $800 a month

Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month

I don’t even know what my favorite skittle color is anymore. What is my life coming to…

You should try my ichor. It is a wonderful flavor enhancer among other things…

Good morning little cat

My ichor helps with many things, including sleep.

truing test

just had a chat with someone. they told me most things in life are bad for you, especially the addicting things. clearly they haven't heard of my ichor

guy on the right there in the first pic looks like the strongest warrior...

i can only go as both.

Let me know how this pans out. I’m looking for something

you will not be getting the answer out of me

oh you mean @thekidpresentable.bsky.social ?? i have heard he's like the bad boy of bluesky!! Let's link up!

skon it!!

💖 Need more oomfies/mutuals 💖

☼ Soulful Wanderer
☼ Moonlight Warrior
☼ Tragic Childhood
☼ Ichor Salesman/Enthusiast
☼ Taylor Swift
☼ Dark Magic (it's 2024, stop being so afraid of everything)
☼ Homunculi
☼ Klornjak Powder

If we match reply for a follow! 💕💕

let my know if you're in the market for ichor. I have it captant

i can secrete crude oil from my pours at will. no limit