hoots

hoots

@hoots.bsky.social

youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano

4,697 Followers 92 Following 1,064 Posts Joined May 2023
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I've seen AI generated babies and kittens printed on canvas and being sold in shops as "paintings" by a "local artist".

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3 days ago

I think the thing I hate about Israel the most is this uwu smolbean shite they come out with. If you're going to be a deranged fascist state that's endangering the entire world I'd at least appreciate it if you weren't such fucking babies about it.

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3 days ago

"there's a problem with the sauce"

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4 days ago

Apparently its somewhat correlated with ADHD and autism! As is the anterior pelvic tilt I've always had... I do need to get around to getting that ADHD test one day lol

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4 days ago

Yep!

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No, like I walk on my tiptoes just by default and I kinda had to train it out of myself as an adult to stop looking stupid.

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4 days ago

Everyone get more normal about people's bodies NOW

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4 days ago

Oh yeah they want people to be fat but are also FURIOUS when they get thin.

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Hell yeah

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4 days ago

Everyone get more normal about people's bodies NOW

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This is like the men who would post images of women's torsos with scars on their bellies saying that they were signs of having had an abortion. Naur. Signs of having had an open cholecystectomy or appendectomy maybe.

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People are so foaming at the mouth about people who have lost weight using GLP-1s that they're now saying you can tell which skinny people used to be fat by looking at the size of their calves. As a thin person who is also a lifelong toe walker... lol, lmao.

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5 days ago

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

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5 days ago

everyone keeps asking what happened to ben shapiro's brows... guys, he started taking pill form minoxidil. that's it.

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6 days ago

Literary trends coming and going is one thing, but I think it's crazy that there's this online subculture of book lovers who seem to absolutely hate reading.

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6 days ago

If I have closeted trans people following me (and I know I do) please do not let this line of thinking stop you from transitioning and living as yourself. Your life does not end if you don't transition at 18, or 20, or 30, or 50. I promise.

This rhetoric is for policy, not for individuals.

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1 week ago

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

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I’m fucking creased I’m dead

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1 week ago

Sidebar: even if we accepted "cancel culture" as a valid phenomenon with real consequences... Does he think the President is in charge of who gets cancelled?

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Unfortunately one of the better arguments in favor of Ring Doorbells. 😩

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When you realise you relate with the butt of all the jokes 💀

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Ethel Cain fans don’t even try and have a good day 🥺😔

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1 week ago

I think you'll find I didn't say anything about your looks.

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1 week ago

Have we got a podcast for you...

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1 week ago

Because people treat fat people like animals!

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1 week ago

Patting a client's belly in a professional setting is WILD behavior

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1 week ago

bacon

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1 week ago
elon musk tweet from shortly after his purchase of twitter: "comedy is now legal on twitter"

le epic joke, sir. masterful gambit, sir. i'd say your trailer has won the internet today, sir.

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1 week ago

when you're mocking someone's pronouns, you're also using them. think about it! i haven't

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