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Usually a lovely dish, but Halaand King Prawns were off today! 😂

#FPL Diary #GW12:
Upgraded Anthony to Mbeumo for a 4 point hit. Sink or swim, he has 4 games to deliver before #Afcon. Serving a 'Seafood Pizza' with Halaand King prawns!, Saka Anchovies, and Saka Tuna! Gabriel ➡️ Richards. Halaand 🧢.
🌍 LOR 1.44m

#GW11 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 36 pts, red arrow! 🔻OR 180 k
🤷🏾 Still up 1.2m in OR in 3 weeks
📬 Saka & Jao Pedro deliver
💩 The rest of the team dissapoint
😞 2pts below the average GW score
📆 As it stands, still plan for Mbeumo
in for a 4 point 🥊
🌍 OR 1.4m 🏛 £1.2m

#GW10 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 65 pts, red arrow! 🔻OR 303 k
🥊4pt hit was an opportunity benefit!
💪🏽 Still up 1.4m in OR in 2 weeks
👑 Halaand we kneel before you
📬 Salah & Mateta deliver
😞 Equalled average game week score
🌍 OR 1.2m

It's a 2 way street mate. Don't through your new signings, who have just been in the building for 2 minutes, like Frimpong,
under the bus. Tool!

#FPL Diary #GW10:
I'm nervous Halloween is still lurking around to bite me in the ass! Sold Salah for Enzo, for cash to do Rodon ➡️ Gabriel + Kroupi ➡️ Mateta for a -4! To keep me going, serving an 'All Day Breakfast' featuring Mateta Bangers! Haaland 🧢. Good luck all
🌍 OR 918k

Thanks man.

Fruits of my GW7 wild card, with a little dash of variance thrown in. 😅

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Morning Everyone!

💚 #FPL GW9 Green Arrow.
📈 1.7 million OR rise, ➡️ 2.6 million to
920K 😍
😁 31 pts of Bench Boost joy!
📭 Vand de Ven, Rodon, Salah, Strand
Larsen, Kroupi Jr, & Timber deliver!
🎃 Halloween Happiness 🪓

The #1 Question I had going into the season was whether Wirtz was good enough off the ball to be a 3rd midfielder in the PL.
14 games in and its an emphatic no. He can only be the 3rd forward with 3 actual mids behind him #lfc

#FPL Diary #GW9:
Not gonna lie, not enjoying Halloween FPL. Didn't BB GW8 because of Kroupi mins. GW9 I BB & Stach is on the bench! Should have kept my cool & saved my BB. 😱 Serving Cream of Haaland Pumpkin Soup for supper. 🎃 Alderete to Acheampong. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!

#GW8 #FPL Diary Entry:
64pts, green arrow! 🔺️ 115k
🧢 Captain routinely delivers
🤔 Considered GW8 BB
😱 Halloween BB nightmare 24pts lost
💥 Not pulling BB trigger cost 1.4m OR
🎃 Rolling FT for next week
🪓 Salahs last game unless I FH
🌍OR 2.6m 🏛ITB:£0.2am 2🍟 2FT

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Nottingham Forrest 2 - 0 FC Porto

I think they call that a Dyche bounce!

#EuropaLeague #NFFC #FCPorto

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🤔Question
Please answer without cheating, i.e. no googling!

According to understat.com Arsenal, Newcastle, & Manchester City have the best xGA in the #PremierLeague respectively.

Which team do you think has the 4th best expected goals against?
#FPL

#FPL Diary #GW8:
Rolling a transfer, so have decided to serve a bread roll! To be more precise, serving Haaland Gruyère and Semenyo Emmental Cheese fondue in a Saka Sourdough Breadbowl. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!

#FPL Diary #GW8:
Rolling a transfer, so have decided to serve a bread roll! To be more precise, serving Haaland Gruyère and Semenyo Emmental Cheese fondue in Saka Sourdough Breadbowl. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!

Ruben Amorim: Manchester United boss needs three years to prove himself a 'great' coach, says co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says manager Ruben Amorim needs three years to prove he is a

Leaving aside the obvious that they can't afford to sack him, it's worth noting United's attack this season:
Shots 1st
SOT 2nd
XG 1st
Non-Pen XG 3rd
NPXG/Shot 5th

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

United's issue is that they are 20th in performance vs XG...currently -5.2 goals under!
That's the kind of thing that can start to correct itself...(unless your team contains a Benteke type forward)

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One of those days PT2!

Simliar first half issues with pass networks, different solutions and ending the wrong side of the most important outcome.

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Not gonna lie, i'm an adult who rarely cries, but if #LFC sell Diaz, I will. Do we really need to sell him. If LFC were in a #UCL final tomorrow he starts, & is a key player. I certainly wouldn't sell him at peak age, or until this years signings have had a season to bed in. This a colossal mistake!

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Robbo is an #LFC legend but i've been saying this for 2 years! #PremierLeague #CHELIV

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#FPL Diary #GW7:
Have hit the wild card button, gone a bit different. Serving Haaland Haggis, Strand Larsen Neeps & Saka Tatties served with Semenyo Whiskey Cream Sauce. 10 changes made Haaland, Salah, Dubs, Mr Ven & Kroupi Jr remain. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!

#GW6 #FPL Diary Entry:
📈 67pts, green arrow! + 1.5m
👍🏾 Garner & Haaland
☘️ Haaland Triple Captain!
🚨 Wildcard Activated 
🌍OR 2.6m, 🏛ITB:£0.2am, 3🍟

#FPL Diary #GW6:
Served Haaland Beef Stroganoff cooked in João Pedro White Wine, with Salah Dijon Mustard. Gakpo + Wood ➡️ Haaland + Garner for -4pts. Haaland Triple 🧢.

One example of this is the front 2 off the ball as the first line of defence.
Last season we had szobo + jota/nunez/Diaz. Very hard working and physical.
Wirtz + Hugo in that front 2 is lightweight in comparison.

#GW5 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 47pts, green arrow! + 576k
👍🏾 Guèhi transfer & Bruno
👑 Marc Nizinskj, OR 1, knows the
score!
🥇 Marc had Salah + Haaaland GW1
⚖️ I was Haaland sceptic after last yr
🫱🏿‍🫲🏼 Transferred early, now have both
🌍 OR 4.3m,🏛ITB:£0.2am, 4🍟, -4pts

Milos Kerkez 25/26 PL
62% ground duel win rate is superb
Who had him at 59% aerial?
And only dribbled past twice despite facing Semenyo, Elanga, Madueke and Ndiaye.
Plus he's younger than Bradley.
The narrative around him needs to change ASAP #lfc

#FPL Diary #GW5:
Can't go wrong with a roast dinner, so hopefully the same can be said for my 🧢 this week. Serving Salah Roast 🐔, Gakpo Roast 🥔, Pedro 🐖's in Blankets, VVD 🥕's cooked in Ginger & Butter with Guèhi Gravy & Bread Sauce. Murillo ➡️ Guèhi. Salah 🧢 Good luck all!

#GW4 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 69pts, green arrow!
👍🏾 Apart from the Gakpo mince,
everything else cooked!
🙈 Triple Forrest owner, pain!
👑 Plan to own Salah & Haaland
⏳️ No plans to play chips until at least
GW12, 13
🌍 OR 4.9m,🏛ITB:£0.5m, 4🍟, 1FT

This is why I would have kept Lucho one more year to provide a smoother transistion into the Slot era.

#FPL Diary #GW4:
Injuries, jet lag, & altitude sickness after international break mean minutes are king! So back to basics. Serving meat & potato in a Cowboy Stew with Sautéed Salah Chorizo, Gakpo mince, Pedro Potatoes & Van de Veg. Palmer ➡️ Gakpo. Salah 🧢. Good luck all!