I was 1.1M in GW6. My best finish is 2.1M
I could've blown them away and achieved my best season ever, but this is more fun.
I've taken SO MANY hits, and my 20 year old is only 20 points ahead 🤣😂
I was 1.1M in GW6. My best finish is 2.1M
I could've blown them away and achieved my best season ever, but this is more fun.
I've taken SO MANY hits, and my 20 year old is only 20 points ahead 🤣😂
My #fpl mini league with my sons is great fun.
Small Hippie: Haaland 🧢 Rogers VC 43 points 1480 Total
Me: Thiago 🧢 75 points -16 1470 Total
Smallest Hippie: Wilson 🧢 78 points 1430 Total
FPL allows Hits within the game in order to fuck up ADHD people.
02.03.2026 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Let's take a look at her heat map."
02.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All groovy
02.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"With Daphne in the Berlin brothel seeing 18 clients today, that's £480 for my squad. But can she do that again tomorrow, with Suzie from the crack den in Feltham putting up such strong numbers recently."
02.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
#FPL is a maths game based on professional footballers' performances.
Imagine fantasy games for other professions.
Fantasy Bus Drivers.
Fantasy Heart Surgeons.
Fantasy Sex Workers.
Fantasy Supermarket Cashiers.
Fantasy Hod Carriers.
Fantasy Strawberry Pickers.
There are so many possibilities.
#FPL this season
02.03.2026 12:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Sheldon Cooper presents Fun With Flags
#FPL right now
02.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I live in Isleworth. For those who are unfamiliar with the area, this video was filmed locally in Syon Park just recently. We all dress like this around here.
youtu.be/uw2eitx9Ly0?...
Here at Hippie's Galacticos, benching him is fine 🤩
01.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More flags than GB News
01.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Erling Haaland in Man Stands Up At Town Meeting painting. Can't remember who did it. If I check, Bluesky will make me rewrite this post. You know the one, it's famous
"Benching me, then making me Captain against West Ham when many will have sold me is a smart move."
#fpl
Your videos are timeless, dude. Don't worry
01.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How was my weekend?
Just when it was expected to point downwards, mine pointed upwards.
😉
#fpl
Groovy 🤩
#fpl
Excellent 🤩
01.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Haven't worn mine for a couple of months due to knee wonkyness, but I love them 🤩
01.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like many #fpl squads, Chelsea will struggle to field 11 in BGW31 🤔
01.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You could go super aggressive with Darlow AND Dubravka and have all your money in attack 🤣
01.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I should've married Whitney Houston. We'd both have been better off.
However, as a poor alternative, I'm captaining Ndiaye against Burney midweek.
I'll likely lineup like this off my -8.
Penalty takers everywhere. VAR, sort my season! 🤣
£2.5M 🏦 #fpl
Green arrow off a -16.
Likely to change when VC's kick in for Haaland captainers.
But I'm proud of how well my dudes have stepped up 🤩
#fpl
He's a dude!
28.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No, it's on there
28.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yeah, he's always doing it
bsky.app/profile/fplh...
OK, so far 🤩
#fpl
He was injured in training yesterday morning. Plenty of folks will have known. Makes you think about leaks. Bookies knew.
28.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My older son captained Haaland. VC Rogers. He's a Brentford fan.
I captained Thiago. 🤔
#fpl
Welcome to my #fpl squad, Anthony Gordon. Penalty-taker, with combustible fixture in GW31 at home versus Sunderland.
£0.3m below his starting price.
Rogers had his chances with me.
Penalty-takers everywhere in Hippie's Galacticos 🤩
It's maybe because the next deadline is on Tuesday. Who knows!
28.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0