He hit the post twice, which never gets mentioned π
Love it π€©
Some day, the phone I win #fpl on next season will sell for millions to some rich loon.
My best #fpl advice is to ignore all advice.
You'll never run out of advice. You will, however, run out of chances to do your own thang.
Thomas Frank right now
#fpl
Is your life imperfect?
Are you having a disappointing #FPL Season?
You need TAVERNIER
New, improved, TAVERNIER comes with these great benefits;
β May get to take a penalty some day, along with only at least 19 other Premier League players
β Hit the post twice recently
β Computer says buy him
Tottenham this morning
#fpl
Someone woke up hungry π¦
π€© #FPL Mindfulness π€©
GW30. A -4.
Wilson to Stach
Ndiaye to Mbeumo
Β£1.2m π¦
Will play 10 in GW31.
My options for GW32 are either;
Saka & Rice replace Mbeumo and Gordon
Or Hill to Timber, play 523 rest of season. π€
Ex-wife's family are all Brentford fans.
Due to global financial dominance, the Premier League this season has reached;
immovable object vs unstoppable force
Every player is a dedicated gym bunny. Every team obsessively managed in details.
Our fondest memories of great players / teams featured them playing against many shit ones.
#fpl
Also, which PL team you support.
Both my sons support Brentford. Younger son always has 3xBRE. They're doing ok this season, so is he.
I support Arsenal. Usually, I have 3xARS.
If we fans of other clubs, our #fpl seasons would've been different.
My mini league with my sons sums up current #fpl community mood.
Older son obsesses, watches fpl videos, studies woulda-coulda-shoulda stats, etc. He's frustrated all that hasn't paid off.
Me; 260 pts in Hits, eye test, level with him
Younger; forgets deadlines, unengaged, only 40 points behind
With the blank and double gameweeks still ahead, I'm hoping more people give up on their #fpl season.
I reckon if it got down to only me and about 50 active managers left, I could make the top 1 million.
So I say fuck 'em, let them "disengage"
Roll transfers most weeks and mostly just buy penalty-takers.
How could the TikTok generation get bored during 9 months of that?
FPL is for people who are old enough to have patience (or on the right part of the spectrum for that) but are young enough to bother playing an online game.
Samantha just wandered up to me.
"All the other foxes talk about is potential #fpl blank and double gameweeks," she said. "When we know nothing yet."
So, I brought out some custard creams, and we had deep philosophical conversations instead.
At least Trig makes videos about rolling exciting
At least Trig makes videos about rolling exciting
These are people who talk for several hours per week on YouTube about how they'll probably just roll their transfer, dude.
Most can string out tedium thinner than an atom for ad revenue.
I agree, GW32 Wildcard talk is pure ado
As Liverpool play Tottenham this weekend, they could rotate and play Mighty Red.
As an Ekitike owner, I'm concerned π€
#fpl
Having done a bit of research, they'll have enough options π€
By the time a Premier League player is in their mid-20s, their club has been trying to find a younger, better replacement for about a decade.
Because only he can
Confession;
I only watch YouTubers for the high-end fashion, not the #fpl advice
He's so proud he has to hold it up with two hands
I'd like a return to folks proving they're good at football by walking around with one on their head.
#fpl
If you wake up with it there Saturday morning, deadline isn't until 1:30pm
Feels like the "Gabriel Triple Captain" hive mind going on.
Sell Haaland, spend all the money in minimal moves. Salah is the only option for that.
Yet they're all horny for Tavernier, so they'll buy him instead. And I don't think anyone on YouTube has ever mentioned it, but he hit the post twice.
Tavernier hit the post twice last week, I don't know if anyone has mentioned that yet.