FPL Hippie fplhippie - Bluesky Statics

Here at Hippie's Galacticos, benching him is fine 🤩

01.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More flags than GB News

01.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Erling Haaland in Man Stands Up At Town Meeting painting. Can't remember who did it. If I check, Bluesky will make me rewrite this post. You know the one, it's famous

"Benching me, then making me Captain against West Ham when many will have sold me is a smart move."
#fpl

01.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Your videos are timeless, dude. Don't worry

01.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How was my weekend?
Just when it was expected to point downwards, mine pointed upwards.
😉
#fpl

01.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Groovy 🤩
#fpl

01.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excellent 🤩

01.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haven't worn mine for a couple of months due to knee wonkyness, but I love them 🤩

01.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like many #fpl squads, Chelsea will struggle to field 11 in BGW31 🤔

01.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You could go super aggressive with Darlow AND Dubravka and have all your money in attack 🤣

01.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should've married Whitney Houston. We'd both have been better off.

However, as a poor alternative, I'm captaining Ndiaye against Burney midweek.

I'll likely lineup like this off my -8.
Penalty takers everywhere. VAR, sort my season! 🤣

£2.5M 🏦 #fpl

01.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Green arrow off a -16.

Likely to change when VC's kick in for Haaland captainers.

But I'm proud of how well my dudes have stepped up 🤩
#fpl

01.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's a dude!

28.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, it's on there

28.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, he's always doing it
bsky.app/profile/fplh...

28.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OK, so far 🤩
#fpl

28.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He was injured in training yesterday morning. Plenty of folks will have known. Makes you think about leaks. Bookies knew.

28.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My older son captained Haaland. VC Rogers. He's a Brentford fan.

I captained Thiago. 🤔
#fpl

28.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Welcome to my #fpl squad, Anthony Gordon. Penalty-taker, with combustible fixture in GW31 at home versus Sunderland.

£0.3m below his starting price.

Rogers had his chances with me.

Penalty-takers everywhere in Hippie's Galacticos 🤩

28.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's maybe because the next deadline is on Tuesday. Who knows!

28.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tonight's match is sponsored by Emery bored.

#fpl

27.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're right. I've done no thinking whatsoever, and I still have a chance of my best season so far

27.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miami Vice TV series. Wonderful.

I was in Torquay wearing the same fashions at the time, it was so similar.

27.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's such a strong midfield template. Defence is where to go differential.

27.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Players clammer to get into my squad.

27.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Team Value £105.2M

For GW30...

Gordon in for Ndiaye, UNLESS Semenyo's price drops below £8M.

27.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gone early 😃

-4
Mukiele to VVD
Wirtz to Wilson

£2.1M 🏦

Double LIV defence with Frimpong.
Differential Ndiaye in midfield.

Exciting!!!

27.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

Good luck, folks 🤩

27.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by David Hoffman Does This Make You FEEL GROOVY? Yikes! Liberace!

#FPL is updating.....

Groovy! 🤩
youtu.be/t28A6cnPxUM?...

27.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Allison as Robert Redford in the nodding head meme

27.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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