FPL Hippie

FPL Hippie

@fplhippie.bsky.social

https://youtube.com/@fplhippie Very ADHD, so expect attention to detaal. My best friend is a fox named Samantha. I practice FPL Mindfulness. "My team my way, your team your way."

2,818 Followers 3,421 Following 10,701 Posts Joined Nov 2024
31 minutes ago

He hit the post twice, which never gets mentioned πŸ˜‰

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2 hours ago

Love it 🀩

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2 hours ago
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Some day, the phone I win #fpl on next season will sell for millions to some rich loon.

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2 hours ago

My best #fpl advice is to ignore all advice.

You'll never run out of advice. You will, however, run out of chances to do your own thang.

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2 days ago
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Thomas Frank right now
#fpl

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2 days ago
Perfect family stock photo, no doubt including an FPL Manager who bought Tavernier

Is your life imperfect?

Are you having a disappointing #FPL Season?

You need TAVERNIER

New, improved, TAVERNIER comes with these great benefits;

β˜† May get to take a penalty some day, along with only at least 19 other Premier League players

β˜† Hit the post twice recently

β˜† Computer says buy him

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2 days ago
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Tottenham this morning
#fpl

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3 hours ago
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Someone woke up hungry 🦊

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6 hours ago
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🀩 #FPL Mindfulness 🀩

GW30. A -4.

Wilson to Stach
Ndiaye to Mbeumo

£1.2m 🏦

Will play 10 in GW31.

My options for GW32 are either;

Saka & Rice replace Mbeumo and Gordon

Or Hill to Timber, play 523 rest of season. πŸ€”

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9 hours ago

Ex-wife's family are all Brentford fans.

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9 hours ago

Due to global financial dominance, the Premier League this season has reached;

immovable object vs unstoppable force

Every player is a dedicated gym bunny. Every team obsessively managed in details.

Our fondest memories of great players / teams featured them playing against many shit ones.
#fpl

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9 hours ago

Also, which PL team you support.

Both my sons support Brentford. Younger son always has 3xBRE. They're doing ok this season, so is he.

I support Arsenal. Usually, I have 3xARS.

If we fans of other clubs, our #fpl seasons would've been different.

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10 hours ago

My mini league with my sons sums up current #fpl community mood.

Older son obsesses, watches fpl videos, studies woulda-coulda-shoulda stats, etc. He's frustrated all that hasn't paid off.

Me; 260 pts in Hits, eye test, level with him

Younger; forgets deadlines, unengaged, only 40 points behind

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10 hours ago

With the blank and double gameweeks still ahead, I'm hoping more people give up on their #fpl season.

I reckon if it got down to only me and about 50 active managers left, I could make the top 1 million.

So I say fuck 'em, let them "disengage"

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10 hours ago

Roll transfers most weeks and mostly just buy penalty-takers.

How could the TikTok generation get bored during 9 months of that?

FPL is for people who are old enough to have patience (or on the right part of the spectrum for that) but are young enough to bother playing an online game.

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23 hours ago
Samantha, waiting for me to feed her. Samantha the fox, bored of my shit, walking over to ask me directly

Samantha just wandered up to me.

"All the other foxes talk about is potential #fpl blank and double gameweeks," she said. "When we know nothing yet."

So, I brought out some custard creams, and we had deep philosophical conversations instead.

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1 day ago
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At least Trig makes videos about rolling exciting

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1 day ago
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At least Trig makes videos about rolling exciting

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1 day ago

These are people who talk for several hours per week on YouTube about how they'll probably just roll their transfer, dude.

Most can string out tedium thinner than an atom for ad revenue.

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1 day ago

I agree, GW32 Wildcard talk is pure ado

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1 day ago
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As Liverpool play Tottenham this weekend, they could rotate and play Mighty Red.

As an Ekitike owner, I'm concerned πŸ€”
#fpl

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1 day ago
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Having done a bit of research, they'll have enough options πŸ€”

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1 day ago

By the time a Premier League player is in their mid-20s, their club has been trying to find a younger, better replacement for about a decade.

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1 day ago

Because only he can

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1 day ago

Confession;

I only watch YouTubers for the high-end fashion, not the #fpl advice

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1 day ago

He's so proud he has to hold it up with two hands

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1 day ago
Maradona walking with a football balanced on his head Arteta and Zubimendi standing with footballs on their heads Harry Maguire with a tiny football stuck in his hair

I'd like a return to folks proving they're good at football by walking around with one on their head.
#fpl

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1 day ago

If you wake up with it there Saturday morning, deadline isn't until 1:30pm

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1 day ago

Feels like the "Gabriel Triple Captain" hive mind going on.

Sell Haaland, spend all the money in minimal moves. Salah is the only option for that.

Yet they're all horny for Tavernier, so they'll buy him instead. And I don't think anyone on YouTube has ever mentioned it, but he hit the post twice.

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1 day ago

Tavernier hit the post twice last week, I don't know if anyone has mentioned that yet.

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