FPL Hippie

Thank goodness the Premier League finally takes a break!!!

I've been so eagerly anticipating an England friendly against Wales and a qualifier against Latvia.

#fpl

Shop early at great prices, then be lazy.
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Rank history, plus how I got there

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If he comes to Isleworth for a kickabout in the park with me, I'll hand him the £50.

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Cole Palmer in Wolf Of Wall Street

When you're already rich and you copyright "Cold Palmer"

#fpl

He felt the best answer to the question.

Oh, what's his name 🤔

Yaaayyy 😃

Thanks, dude 🤩

£0.4m itb, in case Joao Pedro is worth bringing back.

I've shifted Anthony to my bench, as Perri will return in goal for Leeds.

I own 8.
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☆ #fpl Bearking News ☆

Arsenal have given David Raya a payrise, as his previous wage looked tiny in his absolutely fucking massive hands.

Madness is my speciality 🤪

Or Anthony does. I know. I'd considered bench boosting GW8, but did GW5 instead, which went well.

I've got £0.4m itb in case Joao Pedro improves.

Nick Woltemade is a safe place to store my budget and to compare the two.

I've no idea what's going on with Liverpool, except this is now more Slot's team and less Klopp's team.
Better or worse, who plays, I've no idea.

It's his day off.

Shows how good computers are at predictions.

Nick Pope as the Pope

☆ #fpl Bearking News ☆

Nick Pope arrives in Isleworth to join Hippie's squad.

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

I was going to play my "differentials" as they have good fixtures in GW8...

Xhaka 3.9%
Alderete 6.7%
Anthony 6.9%

But these 3 feel better...
Saka 9.5%
Woltemade 9.0%
Gvardiol 5.5%

So I'll debut my MONSTER 433 in GW8, albeit with differential gk Marmardashvili 0.7%.

Soon, his price will be Out Of Reach
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Bought Woltemade, but I have £0.4m itb in case I needed to bring Joao Pedro back.

I love how people often refer to him as Anthony of Burnley, like some Blind Date contestant or medieval knight

Thank goodness they've dropped the word "skeets"

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

Defy predictions!!!

Aww! We get all sorts here in Isleworth

Your face when you saw that Robin 🤣😂

Love this view on fploptimized.com/highlights.h...

You can see everything, all at once. #fpl

Joao Pedro as Madonna

Will you go on holiday during the IB, like Joao Pedro?

What are you going to do with no #fpl?