FPL Hippie

Oh, yeah

8 minutes after deadline. Timely

It's shite. I'm no good at this game, I just enjoy it 🤣

Jeremie Frimpong with The Goons

Of course, he's a dude. 🤩

🎼🎶 Frimpong, Frimpong, Frimpong, Frimpong iddle I

Frimpong, iddle I po

Frimpong, Frimpong, Frimpong iddle I po

Iddle I po 🎶🎵

🤩 # FPL Mindfulness 🤩

I've gone early, sold Ndiaye before he's even played.

When I did that to Palmer, it fired him up, so he scored a hattrick.

Hopefully, my man management tactics work again.

TV: £107.9M
Zero 🏦
5-2-3 formation.

Ndiaye to Mbeumo
#fpl

I've no idea. Pretty colours and wiggly lines 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fun 😁
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Erling Haaland as Dr David Banner

Erling Haaland transforming

Erling Haaland as The Hulk

Erling Haaland was unable to play last weekend due to an overdose of gamma radiation, altering his body chemistry. He should be fine for midweek
#fpl

Thanks, dude 🤩

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

My -8.
Ndiaye 🧢
£2.5M 🏦

Everyone post their photo in replies here, to avoid further confusion 🤣😂

I actually thought that was you! 🤣😂🤣😂

During the hour FPL updates at deadline, I give my squad a team talk. Those who respond well, stay.

He could be so good for you

YouTube video by NEA ZIXNH Status Quo - Down down 1974 Video Sound HQ

Liverpool have You'll Never Walk Alone.

Arsenal have North London Forever.

Suggestion for Spurs alternative? 🤔
#fpl
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Rogers is my "player with benefits" this season. I've called on him and then dumped him mercilessly a few times.

Erling Haaland in emotional plea to his #FPL owners;

"Don't give up on us, baby
Don't make the wrong seem right
The fixture isn't just one night
It's written in the floodlights
Painted on the stars
We can't change ours"

My bench 🤩

Most #fpl benches right now

Erling Haaland in Minder

Erling Haaland and Pep Guardiola in Minder

Just had Erling Haaland call me, and sing the theme from Minder, then hang up.

I know team leaks are frowned upon in the #fpl community, but I'm not selling him.

I was 1.1M in GW6. My best finish is 2.1M

I could've blown them away and achieved my best season ever, but this is more fun.

I've taken SO MANY hits, and my 20 year old is only 20 points ahead 🤣😂

My #fpl mini league with my sons is great fun.

Small Hippie: Haaland 🧢 Rogers VC 43 points 1480 Total

Me: Thiago 🧢 75 points -16 1470 Total

Smallest Hippie: Wilson 🧢 78 points 1430 Total

FPL allows Hits within the game in order to fuck up ADHD people.

"Let's take a look at her heat map."

All groovy

"With Daphne in the Berlin brothel seeing 18 clients today, that's £480 for my squad. But can she do that again tomorrow, with Suzie from the crack den in Feltham putting up such strong numbers recently."

#FPL is a maths game based on professional footballers' performances.

Imagine fantasy games for other professions.

Fantasy Bus Drivers.
Fantasy Heart Surgeons.
Fantasy Sex Workers.
Fantasy Supermarket Cashiers.
Fantasy Hod Carriers.
Fantasy Strawberry Pickers.

There are so many possibilities.

#FPL this season

Sheldon Cooper presents Fun With Flags

#FPL right now

YouTube video by NVNCBL Tony Orlando & Dawn - Knock Three Times (1970 HD 720p)

I live in Isleworth. For those who are unfamiliar with the area, this video was filmed locally in Syon Park just recently. We all dress like this around here.
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