Grassfed Meatballs (previously Puppy Mermaid)

Lawd help us!

No I have it in my knee 100% lmao wtf. I’m 32. Can we just live orrrr

I think it’s funny cus their name is Eggy

A TRUE FRIEND, YOU ARE!!! We are so flattered that you thought of us of all the peeps you know and are friends with 🥹🖤 Adventures of fun await us! You always have a room at Casa Palombo! MJ was thoroughly entertained by the ticket transfer 😂

ILYYY!!!! I will be raging Odd Mob and JRAD in DC that weekend but I will check with my better half! 🫡

You’re the best for thinking of us 🥹🖤😭 COME TO CHICAGO MORE!!! We must frolick!

Yesssss! I really should explore more of these playlists. I’m just very specific about what songs I wanna listen to so sometimes pre-created playlists don’t fit my flow lol.

Woaaahhhhhh this is cool!!!! I shall definitely explore some of these options! Thank you!!!

Hahaha YES!!! Wholesome indeed🥹

Our men are next level it seems 💅🏼

(also love that Chris video tapes all of the Halloween decorations around the city and posts it to his story on IG. It’s a choice that bonds us).

I want MTV back. There should be an app similar to Spotify or Apple Music where you make a playlist but then it connects you with the music videos for each song and then you can stream it to your tv for parties.

YES!!!! 😂😵‍💫 happened to me last night watching Halloween Baking Championship. I was like how tf are their cakes done already?!

lol awww shpankkkkks Dustin! I appreciate the lurv. At the very least you’ll always continue to see me at shows, don’t worry! We’re going to less than we used to cus I feel like our priorities are shifting a bit, but always look forward to seeing good people like you 🫶🏼🖤

Could not have said any of that better myself!! You get it!! At least I’m seeing videos that restore my faith and hope for humanity on IG. It’s like a little escape. But then I realize I can’t even get through a commercial without picking up my phone and I’m like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

The irony of me saying all of this from my phone on a social media app is not lost on me. It’s actually infuriating lol. I wanna go roll around in rabbit poop with Kula

I don’t enjoy Blue Sky and yet here I am. However I actually love my perfectly curated Instagram algorithm. It brings me joy. But idk how much I’m even retaining anymore of the things I repost or save to folders. I wanna go back to no phones 😞

“If you read a copy of The NY Times today, that would be the same amount of information that someone would receive in their lifetime 100 years ago.”

In their LIFETIME. 😵‍💫

I go back and forth every day and every day I’m closer to deleting all social media for this exact reason.

Hahaha correct!!! 😂

But ugh. We just cannot with Allar anymore 😑😑😑

“I’m over these white farm boys with rosacea.” - Tara venting about Penn State quarter backs for the last 15 years

If you don’t talk to me in an uber you get an extra tip 😇

(Honestly sometimes I really enjoy the convos and talking to people from different walks of life. But I still value my peace lol)

A Stevie and Lindsey album, a new Taylor album, and a new Kid Cudi album all happening in the next few months! Gonna be a good fall 🍁🎶

I feel like my Blue Sky timeline is what used to just be a group chat amongst friends many moons ago

Now THAT is a beach house! Where ya at?!

Vacation is great. The ocean is healing. Family is amazing. Day drinking is fun. But the BEST thing about the beach is….

OUTDOOR SHOWERS!!!!

I just wanna talk about the Idaho trial with someone without feeling like a complete psychopath

It’s incredible every single time! He does my neck and my back each visit and it’s like sorcery. Idk how they get the alignment so perfect. The first time I got my neck done though, I was so scared lol. No one could train me or pay me to crack another humans neck 😂

My chiropractor cracks my neck every session and it always reminds me of Blue Crush. So I like to lay there and pretend I’m Anne Marie and I just got ROCKED by some waves

Hahaha it actually didn’t bother me!! I was just fascinated!!! 😂 if he was RIGHT in front of me though I would have been pissed lol

He really does!! 🤪🤣

I couldn’t focus on anything the whole show except for this guys wing span