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Sonny is once again acting like Batman observing Gotham

Oooooooh Im smelling what you're stepping in now lol I thought you meant the base color looked red and thought you were color blind lol

The base color of the dress?! Wild interpretation!

Me with my cloth The Shining mask getting my COVID booster in 2021.

This was in my photo memories from 4 years ago. Whenever I see stuff like this, I still can't believe that happened. Not that it's gone, but just simply put, I can't believe that we endured a pandemic.

Bitches love a tea dress

Thank you. I needed just a simple confident "no." 'ppreciate you.

None of my girlfriends are texting me back, so I'm tagging you in -- is this too much white to be worn as a wedding guest's dress?

Thanks, foot 👣☺️

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I'm going to be in my first published peer reviewed research article, and I really didn't think I'd get this far without anyone finding out I am simply 11 rats in a trench coat.

So scared for Chris Smalls ❤️‍🩹

People are dragging Hilary Baldwin for how 'bad' her DWTS performance was and this just validates why I cannot watch that show. I watched her dancing and it looks fine to me. Everyone always looks like they're dancing like pros to me. I think I'm simply too white to function.

I get why. I just DONT LIKE IT lol

Currently waiting for it to hit the account so I can see if I can pay for December rent and 4-day Phish passes for two with that after taxes/penalties lol

I have no idea why we weren't able to make a decision and he already called us all personally to tell us because he was excited so I didn't want to whine or complain after being given the bonus (in a 401k account lol)

We just earned a FAT bonus at work and our boss put it in our 401k accounts and idk if there's just something wrong with me but like that's somehow the most underwhelming way of giving out bonuses.

Definitely annoying by today's standards/preferences of humor, but he was like the mustache trend of the early 2010s. Everyone said Treat Yo Self after enjoying anything. I still think of his Like it, love it, GOTTA HAVE IT every time I have ice cream lol

Man, I loved Master of None when it came out.

He does?! I hadn't heard his name in YEARS until the Riyadh Comedy Festival line up.

Aziz Ansari has had a wild career. He became *the* epitome of 2010-2013 comedy and had crazy momentum, but got destroyed by being a horny pest on a date, and now the only reason people are talking about him again is because he's going to go do comedy for the Saudi government. Genuinely bizarre shit.

I need to just bite the bullet and do it. I've been invited to like four or five different ones since moving to New York lol

Yes, the ones not meant for people who raise their arms whatsoever 😆

Be cool if there was a Mike Gordon Band tour sometime soon

Yes and also, the thermostat is set to 83° and I will write you up if you touch it to turn it down.

😆 I thought about it when I was in college!

I appreciate that you think I could ever be that talented! No, I bought this, and it's so soft and cozy ☺️

I'm wearing one of these confusing sweaters & whenever I wear this, I feel like I should be the cunty CEO of a nonprofit who sits around yelling at 23 yo's who are just trying to make a difference in the world while I eat almonds in my office (I would also have a very weird relationship with food)

Just a boy and his box ❤️

A couple of house plants

Tela, the prettiest cat on the planet

It's Wet Wednesday! Time to water your plants and give your cats a can of wet food 🩵