Santa Awes is going to town!

I'm on it! 😁

I'm going to town, y'all need anything?

The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.

There is a absolutely no way the President has seen this season of South Park. We would definitely see a reaction.

When I can’t find a parking spot at Costco on Sunday.

Nose hair long enough to pull off a proper "yesssssss"

Don't "Threads" on me!

On FB, I get routed to join "threads" about 10 times a day. Fuck you Zuckerberg.

Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"

Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"

If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.

Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?

My great grandmother used say that things were better in Russia before the revolution, but I think she was being Tsarcastic.

a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera . ALT: a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera .

Nah, that's Kramer.

Great band name: "Junk Uppercut"

You have my full permission to steal this band name.

"Everybody Loves Raymond", except me. He's alright though.

I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.

Has anyone seen RFK Jr since that dude passed out in the Whitehouse?

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.

This is from the Director's Cut version "The Empire Strikes Back"

Bin Laden: “Death to America!”

Trump: “Death to half of America!”

I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.

I don't know who needs to hear this, "Thin or wrinkled lips are better than sausage lips."

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.