kieran

I’m going on a day trip with Lena and my best friend if anyone wants to help a broke cutie out with food and gas 🫶🏻

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Good morning 💕

Unless I am her food, no she did not

I’m still a little fuzzy brained from drinking but actually getting a proper night’s sleep after sleeping like shit all week because of work is cathartic 🫠

Aww 🫶🏻😚

Goooood 😈🤭

Bc you are cute~🫶🏻😚

Kiri- Let’s go lesbians

Friend- …I am too straight for that-

Kiri- “I’m so straight, I don’t like WOMEN being gay~”

Its just what one of them asked for lol

In retaliation i am playing fortnite with my boys

I was kissing her

Before my shower i had her pinned against the wall while nude and i was kissing her

And now instead of me she is watching snl

💀

Lena is watching SNL and I am bored :<

Not because its snl but because she is ignoring me

a girl in a black hoodie is making a heart shape with her hands and the word yay is above her . ALT: a girl in a black hoodie is making a heart shape with her hands and the word yay is above her .

Eeeeeeeee

a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face . ALT: a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face .

Ohh i just remembered that I used to spend actual hours on ONE fan character for a fandom so i could then also spend hours rping said fandom with several people at once

I had that shit down to a formula, i made forms, i wrote STORYLINES

YAY :D

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Lena is better at flirting than i am and i am salty about it

It’s not my fault I didn’t get asked on a proper date until senior year :<

I still have some icecream left if you promise to share 🥴

You think I don’t also hyperfixate on videogames? I hand drew and maintained a physical notebook crop rotation for stardew valley

I spend hours deciding names and stories for my game characters

I feel cute, what is this witchcraft?

Casual peace sign to cover the tattoo on my bicep ✌️

#aftershowerselfie #lewd #highasfuck

a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched . ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

Lena’s stealing all my bitches

“Oh hey Mrs. Smith, sorry to bother you! We’re just here to gang ban- O-Oh I mean, *communally fornicate* with your daughter!”

I’m very high rn please excuse me

ALSO YTP, VINE, AND MEMES 🫶🏻

I always tell Lena “I’m not your mom, I’m your *mommy*” when she says ok mom to me being bossy

Friend on discord: Gaelic, I think

Kiri: I’ll show you a gay lick if you bring me your wife

I love posting our unhinged quotes on here 😂

Kiri: I’m tired of this, grandpa!

Lena, with a mouthful of burrito: Thath too damn bab!