She could literally spit in my mouth and I’d be like
“Sooo, was that platonic or romantic spit?”
🤪

fuck my throat & lemme swallow every drop ♡

would really like to spend more time working on my favourite hobby “getting cummed in”

I love that one 🤣
My other favorite is “Allen, we are soooooo fuuuuuucked” 🤣🤣

I wanna buy this, but I just know my catholic father is going to throw a fit over it 🤣

if only i could carry a conversation the same way i carry these tits 😔

I need a girl to put me in a cage 😔

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Fucking threads, I joked about wanting a sugar momma, and they deleted my post because they said I was soliciting sex????
Girl what???
Take a joke

You ever just have a day where you feel super slutty and just want to go #freeuse for 24hrs? Yep…that’s me 🤣🤣

I'm sleepy but low-key horny after gooning so I wanna have my hair pet and played with while I cuddle and suck on some tiddies maybe

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I need me a Canadian or New Zealand sugar momma.
Willing to negotiate in exchange for marriage so I can get citizenship 😭😭😭

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Not to toot my own horn, but daaaaaaaamn.
I just looked in the mirror, and my hips/thighs are finally giving THICK pear shape.

This body needs a bodycon dress immediately!!!!

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I once saw someone on tumblr say
“fit check? Of course I want to check how my cock fits in you“

Need some prone bone anal where you pound my hole while your whole weight is pressing down on me just 🤤🤤🤤 (can you guess what I dreamt about lol)

I think some super lubed, lots of fingering, slow and gentle anal would heal with me

I gotta get plowed stupid I need every thrust of you inside me to dim the light in my eyes a little more and more until by the time you finally cum inside the only thing you can detect in me is a placid obedient stupidity

“My StAkE iS tOo JuIcY, mY lObStEr Is ToO bUtTeRy” 🤣

Lime hot Cheetos with salsa, dare I say the breakfast of champions 😏

(Love me some red 40 😵‍💫)

I miss when there were more people on here 🥹

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Are there 18+ pride parades?
Because I wanna wear nipple pasties that say “don’t bully me, I’ll cum” and I can only do that if it’s an 18+ event 🤣

Morning

😍😍😍

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Not to be a whore, but if a woman held my hands, said “everything’s going to be okay”, and actually made sure everything was okay (while I’m having an OCD breakdown) ….

Yea I’m proposing and breeding her

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Why is it that I always look like absolute garbage whenever I see cute woman.
I looked at her, she smiled, I panicked and looked away immediately

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I have an impulse control disorder … that’s why even to this day I can’t help but confess that I’ve “misbehaved”
See, who needs a therapist when I can diagnose myself 🤣