patchshifter

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is smiling ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is smiling

ever have a cold manifest itself in your EYES

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@curaga.bsky.social
"oh shit not this again. time for my hand to feel funny"

*dusts off keyboard* is this thing still on?

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these halloween kitkats are pretty good

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doing more of that randomized class/stats run in d2r
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this upsets me

a man in a suit stands in front of a screen that says diablo ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a screen that says diablo

diablo 2 resurrected but randomizing all my levelups

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i am hero
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warkin hard or hardly warkin
liked this pattern, but if i do it again id probably change the feetsies
(pattern: satustitches.com/fat-chocobo-...)

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vroom vroom it's time for more mario are pea gee-willickers
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lol wut

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burning things
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a man playing a guitar with the words " djent chungus " on the bottom ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words " djent chungus " on the bottom

having no frets to do things twitch.tv/patchshifter

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i know how things work now ha ha im boomer

wh40k rogue trader

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oh hey i'm on the right account this time right?

Pokémon Crochet Vol 2 book is $11.50 on Amazon buff.ly/MlVAiU7

Vol 1 $11.87 buff.ly/xKuJHGK #ad

as an adult with adult money i spend it wisely

so anyway i preordered a long furby

@leshkee.bsky.social

so is She Wants Revenge just guilt free Morrisey?

this joke was awesome and i'm proud of it

TUBBZ First Edition: Yakuza - Goro Majima Duck Vinyl Figure is $20.40 on Amazon buff.ly/PHPvbFP #ad

kidney stones should be called renal beads

these magazine files from ikea look SO HAPPY

"the victim's teenage friends belonged to a tight-knit group called 'goth'"

four hundred twenty gloom it

AND ALSO!
The narrator says shit like:
"And the victims husband, 36-year old contractor Jerry Jerryson" and show this actor with like grey hair who looks old as hell.

And then the existential dread of realizing i'm turning 40 next year sets in

you should make a benchy version of those :P

something that is wild to me is that these old forensic shows are talking about so many modern things that were cutting edge technology back then.
"In this case the police had a new tool they could use to identify the killer.... a computer!"

the 2000s were just like 5 years ago right?
im aging help

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just hit me up whenever you're doing it! i'd love to lose count on a call with more people 😂