Glitter Bomb

a man sitting in a chair reaching out to open a door with the word out written on the bottom ALT: a man sitting in a chair reaching out to open a door with the word out written on the bottom

Nodding their head and pointing at someone else’s video…OMG

HE CRIED ABOUT OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL BLUE MAP. SAD.

a man in a suit and tie is saying boo while sitting on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying boo while sitting on a stage .

Not a single person in the history of being alive has asked for this

a woman wearing headphones is looking at a man ALT: a woman wearing headphones is looking at a man

Hmmmm

a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud

The “I will charge 100% of disposable income” approach in literally every sphere of life has cause people to sink all their money into housing and at-home food costs…WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS VERY PREDICTABLE OUTCOME

I’m about file a report with Nationals, because ABSOLUTELY NOT

four older women are sitting around a table in a kitchen . ALT: four older women are sitting around a table in a kitchen .

I’ve always wanted to retire and live with my homegirls because Golden Girls is my absolute favorite show

Ugh, that’s terrible! I had a “hey, it won’t be as bad as all that” kind of pep talk from someone that had stuck with me because it turned out so much worse

I was managing like 12 employees at the time and we had a meeting that I’d scheduled that day that was mandatory, which I had to lead. It was very apparent I’d been crying in my car and I looked a mess. I’ll never forget it

It was me and I had an absolutely AWFUL Wednesday at work

I’m going to old lady blame smartphones. You could dance like an absolute lunatic and sleep in the bushes, no evidence of the night to haunt you later. Also, they are a Prohibitionist ass generation 😂

A former extern that I supervised when she was a law student was at the same conference as me, she came to the session where I was a panelist and it’s so cool to see these babies hatch and go out into the world. I’m 2 states over from where that experience happened and she lives in TX now

We lived such a different lifestyle when I was young. There was a bar that did 50 cent shot nights on Wednesdays. We’d have a blast for $5 and hang out in Denny’s then shower and go to class on Thursday mornings

Denny’s real problem has been that the early 20s folks are priced out of nightlife. If people were still able to go out and socialize until last call without needing to take out a loan, Denny’s would still be thriving. Nothing like an omelet at 3 AM with smudged mascara and a sweated out silk press

The day they master the booby button up is the day someone becomes an instant billionaire!

YouTube video by Dyrell Denise WILL YOU BE MADE WHOLE

My ride share driver was playing this beautiful gospel song on the radio. While trying to google the lyrics I just came out and asked her if she knew the name of the woman singing. Y’all, it was her original song. Here’s her YouTube video if you want to give it a listen

youtu.be/ApQasMHiKOE

Graphic tee under my blazer with my cashmere skirt, I try not to take myself too seriously at conferences. It’s been a fun day so far

Is this…a real person? I’m getting stumped identifying AI these days, but if there was ever a time to assume someone is a cartoon the time is now!!!!

Ugh, I HATE when I do this! I recently found an item I was searching for this summer in my Halloween decorations tote. So here’s to hoping they show up eventually

Planting a bomb while wearing crocs, pissed me off even more for some reason

Part of the problem is that the large chains that can afford legal fees aren’t interested in offering discounts or going up against the administration. It’s an expensive battle to wage for a locally owned grocer

It’s essentially because we had to trade the immediate skills at birth for bigger brains with more wrinkles to have more complex cognitive function later. Cooking meat improved our ability to absorb protein and now our babies are helpless and adults have higher order thinking

This email is not in keeping with the plain language nor the spirit of the SNAP Equal Treatment Rule. The rule is to ensure SNAP beneficiaries are treated with dignity and are not singled out for separate check out lanes or refused while traveling out of state or using coupons

I watched a documentary about this one time because I was so curious, I don’t want to accidentally nerd out in case you’re just doing a casual mention…but I can tell you if you’re interested

This reminded me of the landlord who said he deserved to be tipped. Y’all remember that?

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I like to earn my sympathy, gotta hold myself accountable. I just HATE mornings. It’s just annoying because I missed it by probably 10 minutes, so I was up anyway. It worked out though because I get a lot of work done. So meh

I had someone respond to me overnight with the same, basing it on the bread and not the contents is vv funny to me for some reason. Like that can’t be the important component of the sandwich in your naming protocol 😂

Sometimes, I get mad when something like that is funny

But, COME OOOONNNN