Glitter Bomb

That lady broke her spine over THIS‽ how did the reusable water cups and cans of baby formula get in it?

Not even a little White Claw? Dang, you strict

Teenage pregnancy rates out of control AND people smoking crack rock: 🗣️EVERYBODY GO TO CHURCH

Opioid addiction and accidental overdoses: time to round up the local pizzeria owner and put ‘em in a concentration camp

WHAT‽????‽

I often think about how religious the Black community was in response to the crack epidemic vs the lack of religiosity of the demographic hard-hit by opioids. We should have had some new “come to Jesus” music and instead we have *gestures wildly*

ALSO, an online conversation between a handful of people is totally fine. Why do tens of thousands of people need to interact with a single post for an entire platform to have value? It’s giving obsessed to keep talking about it atp

The Kale has something to say!

When she wanted water today, but didn’t feel like walking all the way downstairs

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I know that’s right!! Better find the light

She swears it’s a hard knock life for her

She’s so dramatic when she’s inconvenienced

My dog is scared of the basement because I give her baths down there. If she drops her ball down the stairs, she howls like her entire pack was massacred. Girl, calm down

I wish we could interject at these events with these commonsense statements and then a curtain would just close

This is terrible man.

Things are starting to feel very 2007, I moved my retirement funds into the settlement account this week to keep them out of the active market for a bit. I’m going to need a responsible adult to provide some reassurance, because I’m not trying to start from scratch at this age

Here’s to collective wishing

Thank you!

I’m going out of town for the weekend and I’m extra paranoid about the sneaky nature monsters eating the stuff in the garden again, so I poured a little pickled jalapeño juice around the exterior of the beds. I’ll cross my fingers and let y’all know how it goes

🎤CHARLENE, IF YOU’RE LISTENING!!!!!

I’m about to play her album, chemistry, to commemorate the occasion

I had to pick up my new glasses today, even though it’s the same prescription I always feel like the world looks a little sharper

I spent about 15 minutes on a loop with an AI chatbot before I was able to be routed to a person, issue resolve in about 30 seconds. Love when I get to ask my question to a person, it’s really so much more efficient

Well, that’s…interesting

It was real brave of you to try 😭

The language “assist state and local law enforcement in locating RUNAWAY Texas House Democrats” is very specific and purposeful. Want to harken back to a barbaric past and put people ✌🏽in their place ✌🏽

It’s all a tragedy because of how many ways and the frequency that their demographic is being harmed, can’t even rage against the machine without flash cards over background music and respectable language

“So they were watching…corn”
“There are credible accusations that he graped underage girls”
“They unalived themselves”

All artificial responses to censorship and not the natural linguistic processes that young people usually have. It’s all sterile and I hate it

Oh, I know you got an A+ in handwriting

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Sister‽

Me and my sister: Are they talking about Nikki?
My Aunt Nay Nay: yes, y’all shut up
Me: I think we should start calling you by your real name for the sake of the little kids in the family
Nay Nay: 😡
Me: sorry…never mind