Chaotic Good

Logging in at the wrong time can be so disorienting sometimes. More fun for everybody

Reminds me of when someone got caught pretending to be a chef with stolen pictures and I got confused because I logged in after the story had already circulated 😂

I need to internet to identify the person who laughed too, because why are you chuckling‽

“Kind of tight to get 16 chairs around the dining room table”

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

“Welp, guess I can never go visit that town”

I mean, as an adult I get it. But, dramatic reenactments are kinda hard to understand for a child. It looks like they’re just playing crime footage. There was no way for me to know better

Did I tell y’all about the time I got put on punishment in elementary school because I thought my gym teacher looked like the dramatic actor on Unsolved Mysteries????? My mom was so mad at me and then we had a new rule: no dialing numbers if didn’t know the person who would answer the phone 😭

I always liked being able to guess which family had the money. “I want this one thing, they have a list of 15” ends in “I didn’t get the thing I wanted, but they’re happy and that’s all that matters”

I BET

When this show was in its early days, I went back to Detroit to visit family and stopped by here store. I said “it kinda feels like decor Cracker Barrel” and they all told me I was being crazy. I’m about to light up the family group text with the most belated I TOLD YOU SO of all time

I thought the same for the entirety of the video. I love people who can pull off the dewy makeup look

We really need to have a comprehensive PTSD treatment plan ready. This is an entire swath of a generation forced into a horrific set of circumstances

Horrifying update: she was only 9 years old in the picture

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You know what needs to be developed? Scalp sunscreen for my parts when I wear braids during the summer. Something that’s good for the health of my hair and doesn’t judge me for having a pale scalp *mails letter to the cosmetology community*

This entire revelation has shocked me to my hair roots. The way I would have SCREAMED if this was my 50th birthday gift…get away from here with that. I feel faint just thinking about this

Not me needing to wait until May to do this. Living here it’s really amazing that anything has the audacity to grow

Happy Hour next week, I’m officially calling it. We’re just single people who stated a food club and I think we’re all happy with it. Nobody is trying to do anything other than share a few cute little plates

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

If YoU’rE sO pOoR, wHy Do YoU dRiNk JuIcE aNd EaT cHiCkEn????

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

I’m sorry, but what is going on? I kinda miss the scolding for eating avocado toast and refusing to buy tuna fish in the can

My very first concert was The Boys, my older sister and I wore matching polka dot skort outfits

If this isn’t my GD Rottweiler…she acts like I’m killing her when she sees me pick up the clippers. Such dramatic babies

I love Tennessee Whiskey!!! Was he a good singer? Keep us as updated as you’re comfortable sharing and I’m rooting for him to have sense

See…now I’ve got to deduct one kinship point! You’re still on the list, but now I’m squinting

I was SO excited to get this question

Elder Millennials: this is a cautionary tale. Let the young people have it. Time to take up a mature hobby, do the kind of skiing without jumps or get a walking stick for the trails. It’s not out time for this kind of activity, time to close that chapter

Y’all, why did my son ask me if I’ve ever heard of an elephant hurting someone and I had to bust this out! I found the trailer, he was in China (not Thailand) but I can’t find the full episode. If anyone knows how to watch it, send it my way. My 13 year old wants to watch

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I am so deep into my vaccination bag, that I have to google to remember what mumps is again. This is so ridiculous, I hate it here!!!

Looks like we’ve got a new “have you seen the movie” moment. Congratulations everyone, we are now in the plot of Footloose

I do, because they were STRICT about carding. No shenanigans on their property

Watching the whole world turn into RentACenter is so wild

It is, I wore all neutral because I decided that’s enough color for the day 😂