Morph the Xenomagnet

Someone unexpected had a goth moment this morning

there is no fate but what we make for ourselves written on a screen ALT: there is no fate but what we make for ourselves written on a screen

Watching and reading Trump’s loss of control of the Epstein discussion and the MAGA base turning on him keeps reminding me of this quote

I’ve been reading how often sex predators suddenly announce health problems just after being accused publicly

Weinstein and Cosby for example

In other, completely unrelated news: The White House’s announcement of Trump’s health problems are currently appearing on the news

This possibly one of the most confusing photos I’ve ever seen

It has not been edited

I genuinely appreciate that

Two things extra to note

1: I could have replaced them at any point. Money wasn’t an issue
2: The old ones will not be thrown out. They will become another pair of ‘back-up’ trainers

I’m not quite sure what this says about me:

So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today

Nooooo

My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”

Is this just me?

This guy seems to think Christianity is English

He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible

Or is he supporting Druids?

As is traditional

Happy World Goth Day everybody

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a woman in a military uniform says this is exactly what they want . ALT: a woman in a military uniform says this is exactly what they want .

I’m calling it:

Andor Season 2 was perfect

Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films

Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended)

I loved it. I cannot praise this enough

And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch

Magic spells, innuendo and riddles: Your guide to all 37 Eurovision songs With just a week to go, here's our guide to the songs and artists taking part in Eurovision 2025.

I can’t wait for Eurovision next week

This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week

Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it

Two men guilty of felling world-famous Sycamore Gap tree Daniel Graham, 39, and Adam Carruthers, 32, both from Cumbria, are each convicted of two counts of criminal damage.

Good

The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking

Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised?

How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?

a close up of a man wearing a white shirt and a white hat . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a white shirt and a white hat .

Gonna call my next Cleric Leoxiv

#dnd
#whitesmoke

Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house

I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone

Today I can announce a shoot!

Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation

Expect a lot of films to get cancelled or suffer major release date changes now

Trump tariffs: US president says foreign movies to be hit with 100% levies The president blamed foreign-made movies for the American film industry's "very fast death".

He literally called this a “National Security Threat”

Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass

O say does that Crown-Spangled banner yet reign,
O’er the lands of the tea, and the Queen’s vast domain?

Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a yellow cardigan . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a yellow cardigan .

I recently ramped up my job hunting and this week I have been given two very strong leads from recruiters and one of them is a dream job

So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week

Gonna need to buy myself a new suit

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A wise man once said “Kindly old elf, or CIA spook?"

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What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here

Donald Trump's 'major blunder' as he pays respect at funeral of Pope Francis President Donald Trump has been accused of being "disrespectful" while attending the funeral of Pope Francis. Mourners spotted what they think is a quite a big mistake

“Mr President, here are the things not to do at the Pope’s funeral:

“Don’t wear a blue suit

“Don’t fall asleep

“Don’t say you’re only going to make deals

“Don’t stand on the rug the coffin is on

“You got that?”