Sweet Uncle Bort

Sweet Uncle Bort

@unclebort.bsky.social

๐Ÿคผ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ“บ Wrestle Daddy, Comic Book Optimist, Master of soup, stews, & chowders. General Lieutenant Nerdery. Atlantic Canadian, Father of 2, ADHD, Curmudgeonly.

630 Followers 504 Following 676 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

Earlier this year I made a post on Reddit about TK seeing alot in Fletcher, that in a few months time he would be having a massive breakout. Top minds of r/squaredcircle told me I was an idiot, sure TK had him on TV losing bangers, but TK doesn't plan ahead and the wins mean nothing.

Apologies plz.

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1 year ago
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Don't Look Back in Anger - Saturday Night Live YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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1 year ago

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป

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1 year ago

My toddler wouldn't sleep and demanded cuddles so I missed the middle 90 minutes. Now I'm on a split shift and won't have time to rewatch til Saturday. Womp womp

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1 year ago

10k to help for his arrest. Does that even cover most Americans yearly dividen?

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1 year ago

LOVE THAT HANGER

(maybe for commercial breaks on Triller that are usually just logo they replay this commercial lengthed beat down. Love you Swerve)

COWBOY SHIT FOR LIFE. TELL ME MORE STORIES HANG DADDY

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1 year ago

Swerve is his best antagonist.

Its like saying Joker is the main character of Batman. Close, but not true.

And when Kenny returns the whole power balance shifts.

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1 year ago

BLUESKY LET ME EDIT SO I CAN END MY PARENTHESIS

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1 year ago
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YouTube auto plays at work and I get this BS.

NO @wrestletalk.bsky.social

ITS HANGER. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE.

(tbf they do say Swerve is just exuding that main character energy and AEW should build around Hanger, Swerve, and Ospreay as the main event characters. Which yeah.

BUT HANGER

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1 year ago

Its your weekly reminder that everyone who covers wrestling for a living has become quite poor at their jobs.

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1 year ago

Y tho

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1 year ago

Oh look its me trying to keep depression from coming up and taking over.

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1 year ago

Can we officially ban AEW from doing heel kicking balls behind unsuspecting ref spots for the next five years of their existence?

Gone to that well far too often.

Match still slapped though.

#AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

Brody shoulda won and gone undefeated imo.

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1 year ago

Now that is what I call a main event.

That match got me going.

#AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

Funny, that's how I got Claude to sleep.

(/s please understand joke)

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1 year ago

Hi I'm back. Swerve Squashed Squad?

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1 year ago

My 3yo started shrieking to that dirty finish.

This lil boy needs bed.

See y'all in a bit.

#AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

Like, I dont want to raise my kids to be wrestlers, but they just get it.

#SheltonFamily #AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

His baby sister is the real wrestling prototype. The way she loves Mox.

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1 year ago

Yeah my son has quickly developed a hate for Kyle. This boy gets it.

๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

My 3yo is relentlessly chopping me and frog.splashing me.

Sleep doesn't look close.

Ready for this Iron Man match.

#AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

He told me no, don't boo. Kyle is cool.

So we cheering for fun.

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1 year ago

My 3yo is standing and clapping his hands above his head and saying "wow" over and over to Shelton.

#AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

My 3 year old won't sleep. Welcome to toddler reacting to Dynamite.

#AEW ๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

Off work and covered in the rangus of 100 lobsters.

Time to catch up on some wrestling while my cats lick me clean.

๐Ÿคผ

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1 year ago

This is a debate that's happening?

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1 year ago

So many people in wrestling have an inferiority complex. Their highest aspiration is to be a bad movie rather than good wrestling.

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1 year ago

I completely agree. Just felt off and low rent.

Like there is no critical thought. Vince gone. HHH Savior. Everything wwe do is cinema.

Blah

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1 year ago

TNA and ruining any good will or momentum they get. A combo like peanutbutter and jelly.

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