Sweet Uncle Bort

Earlier this year I made a post on Reddit about TK seeing alot in Fletcher, that in a few months time he would be having a massive breakout. Top minds of r/squaredcircle told me I was an idiot, sure TK had him on TV losing bangers, but TK doesn't plan ahead and the wins mean nothing.

Apologies plz.

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My toddler wouldn't sleep and demanded cuddles so I missed the middle 90 minutes. Now I'm on a split shift and won't have time to rewatch til Saturday. Womp womp

10k to help for his arrest. Does that even cover most Americans yearly dividen?

LOVE THAT HANGER

(maybe for commercial breaks on Triller that are usually just logo they replay this commercial lengthed beat down. Love you Swerve)

COWBOY SHIT FOR LIFE. TELL ME MORE STORIES HANG DADDY

Swerve is his best antagonist.

Its like saying Joker is the main character of Batman. Close, but not true.

And when Kenny returns the whole power balance shifts.

BLUESKY LET ME EDIT SO I CAN END MY PARENTHESIS

YouTube auto plays at work and I get this BS.

NO @wrestletalk.bsky.social

ITS HANGER. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE.

(tbf they do say Swerve is just exuding that main character energy and AEW should build around Hanger, Swerve, and Ospreay as the main event characters. Which yeah.

BUT HANGER

Its your weekly reminder that everyone who covers wrestling for a living has become quite poor at their jobs.

Y tho

Oh look its me trying to keep depression from coming up and taking over.

Can we officially ban AEW from doing heel kicking balls behind unsuspecting ref spots for the next five years of their existence?

Gone to that well far too often.

Match still slapped though.

#AEW 🤼

Brody shoulda won and gone undefeated imo.

Now that is what I call a main event.

That match got me going.

#AEW 🤼

Funny, that's how I got Claude to sleep.

(/s please understand joke)

Hi I'm back. Swerve Squashed Squad?

My 3yo started shrieking to that dirty finish.

This lil boy needs bed.

See y'all in a bit.

#AEW 🤼

Like, I dont want to raise my kids to be wrestlers, but they just get it.

#SheltonFamily #AEW 🤼

His baby sister is the real wrestling prototype. The way she loves Mox.

Yeah my son has quickly developed a hate for Kyle. This boy gets it.

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My 3yo is relentlessly chopping me and frog.splashing me.

Sleep doesn't look close.

Ready for this Iron Man match.

#AEW 🤼

He told me no, don't boo. Kyle is cool.

So we cheering for fun.

My 3yo is standing and clapping his hands above his head and saying "wow" over and over to Shelton.

#AEW 🤼

My 3 year old won't sleep. Welcome to toddler reacting to Dynamite.

#AEW 🤼

Off work and covered in the rangus of 100 lobsters.

Time to catch up on some wrestling while my cats lick me clean.

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This is a debate that's happening?

So many people in wrestling have an inferiority complex. Their highest aspiration is to be a bad movie rather than good wrestling.

I completely agree. Just felt off and low rent.

Like there is no critical thought. Vince gone. HHH Savior. Everything wwe do is cinema.

Blah

TNA and ruining any good will or momentum they get. A combo like peanutbutter and jelly.