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the kids have had enough

Gavin Newsom, the governor of California and huge douche

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my dental hygienist sounds like she'll be throwing one *heckuva* Galentines Day so maybe dear old Ore. can attend.

can kids these days even tell the difference between massive attack and everything but the girl #sad #makesyouthink

I think the thing that Mamdani is doing that scares establishment Democrats the most is demonstrating that if you're good at politics, you can be good at politics.

A comparison, showing a hippo standing in shallow water, and a see-through model of a hippo with an extremely thin layer of subcutaneous fat and skin over a body that's thick with muscle.

Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.

dang cats' combination of nosey and being covered in hooks is just an excellent recipe for chaos

oh I see what you mean. do not fret! I have multiple friends who are doing the traditional book based thing

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam) BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing? REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon! (Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along) REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy! (They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.) REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!

Barbecue Law

how... do you replace Pat the Bunny with an AWS account...

Soundsystem for Silence by Myubio (Ricky van Broekhoven, Nikolai Gillissen, Rutger Muller) #ImmersiveExperience

Video of exhibition at Can Framis Museum
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My dad sent me this

Lo-fi Beats to Create Shareholder Value To

must read this!

Tales

I have a series of short stories going about being a tech worker but in a DnD world, so I may very well take your prompt here. gainfulemploy.bearblog.dev/blog/

this site is abad

i decline to do so

whatever happened to #krumping

Frizon shelter - a curved space with seats like swings and lovely coloured perspex in the roof and a view of the city of Umeå at dusk. Two teenage girls sit in one of the swing seats having a chat.

In response to my rant yesterday, I was asked how we can make better parks and other public places for teenage girls? What do they want? I have answers to this, so now a positive 🧵.
Starting in Sweden, where this was co-designed by teenage girls.

This is incredible

why would anyone ai enhance joe pera he's already poreless

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

what *can* you say anymore

So disappoofed.

beep

they know

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This is a still frame from an episode of Star Trek: the next generation where Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship enterprise is stranded on a planet, with a leader of a people whose language is based in metaphor entirely. Eventually, Picard figures out how to communicate by referencing famous historical leaders from the people‘s history. But initially, it’s very confusing. This is thussly a joke on obscure references. The image has some fake subtitles that suggest Picard is saying “Miette, her body KICKED like the football”which is a much beloved, deep cut tweet where Patricia Lockwood was explaining that her cat was mad that she had slightly moved her aside with her foot.