@gareth-hollis.bsky.social
British soldier, aspiring singer songwriter, bit of an idiot. Chris Moyles once played one of my songs on Radio X! ๐ ๐ถ Inappropriate sense of humour, love old cars, not racist/homophobic/transphobic, etc
It's fast approaching Halloween...
... so here's some of my Christmas songs ๐คฃ๐
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzPFYqUMJCMYNNS5YZGdB6L8Z5H6RoMJW](www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...)
Genuinely though, I would be interested to know which is your favourite...
You know you're doing well when even the police stop to high five you
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With the state of America since January, I am wondering whether British people should start celebrating Independence Day too; at least we can't be held accountable for his actions ๐คฃ
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Guess who fell asleep on the beach yesterday ๐ซฃ
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A photo I just took in Denmark lol
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Happy Armyversary to me; 18 years today since I started Basic Training
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Sleepy Sausage
Sorry for the unsolicited dog pics
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So maybe he did have the cards after all...
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Well this caught me by surprise; I have just received a notification to say that today is my 22 year anniversary...
... of joining ebay ๐คฃ
Next week will also mark 18 year since I joined the Army. Feeling old...
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Congratulations to Jamie Vardy!
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Complicated ๐ youtu.be/2REikbcgcOk?...
17.05.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why is he not wearing a suit? Or does that only apply to Zelensky?
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@actualchrismoyles.bsky.social @pippataylor.bsky.social @domofficial.bsky.social
Maybe having James around could be turned into a positive? ๐คฃ
Winning the euromillions jackpot would probably do it.
Or one of my songs going viral (preferably one of the better ones ๐)
It's as if they don't realise that the regular Pride flag represents everyone, including straight people; almost seems like they are trying too hard to show everyone how straight they are
28.04.2025 13:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fair enough ๐คฃ
27.04.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did Kenneth ever tell R.E.M what the frequency was?
Asking for a friend...
If Trump is eligible for a 3rd term, so is Obama, so it's not all bad
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That is a great picture though!
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I don't get many opportunities to shoehorn in this link ๐คฃ youtu.be/9ZrfrudDSS4?...
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2 out of 4 isn't bad for a Sunday...
20.04.2025 10:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, the haters said nobody would ever listen to my music...
..and they were right.
Honestly, great call from the haters
If your husband or boyfriend doesn't write a song like this for your anniversary, how much does he REALLY love you??? ๐
Tag anyone who needs to know
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Nothing I have posted has ever gone viral, especially my music ๐ข
16.04.2025 05:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's so sad that Easter eggs don't count as one of your five a day
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