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Honking for kicks not cash. #NFFC and FPL. Fuck Elon, if you support fascist America don’t follow. If you support Putin, Netanyahu, Trump stand up in the mirror. You are already broken.

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Latest posts by fplhonk.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’d take doing nothing this year but I believe either top 8 or Europa semis plus are both achievable.

I just don’t see us prioritising either enough to secure either. But I’m proud we are here after Loserball.

02.12.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Non forest take number 3: spurs fans singing champions of Europe after this performance and having been managed by the fraud of all frauds for 2 years enough to hamstring their incredible squad to achieve absolute mediocrity… 🤮

02.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Non forest take. Ramsdale is Daddy Pig in football

02.12.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it wasn’t for Guimaraes maybe we wouldn’t have had Anderson to watch, but honestly there’s probably better kids depending on tactics but as a box to box I can’t name one. Sorry Jude

02.12.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t get me wrong I think Anderson is not far behind him on a lot of key metrics. But if you combine pass/recovery with position and accuracy that guy is another level. He is like Murillo but with total understanding of the modern game. Bruno could play any position bar goalie, and ain’t greedy

02.12.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Non forest take. Bruno Guimaraes is the best box to box midfielder in the world. I’ll wait

02.12.2025 21:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The reason spurs are still shit is the lack of coaching. Glad we got out at 39 days

29.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing he won’t be doing at Christmas is practicing defending set pieces. But that’s nothing to do with Christmas or him being out of a job it’s sth he does on principle every day of his life. You don’t need set pieces to win trophies you just need to wait 2 years…

He’s such a prick

28.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So happy for kalimuendo

#nffc

27.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sat with three Forest fans from Milan heading to the game v Malmo tonight.

They are one ticket short for the weekend's game against Brighton.

Can anyone help please?

They have memberships if that's relevant.

#NFFC

27.11.2025 10:32 — 👍 2    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Shame on @theathletic.com shame on Laurie Whitwell.

England embarked on on a big tournament and you want to put out clickbait dirge about Mason fucking Greenwood.

I tell you who needs him… nobody. He’s still getting paid for doing what he loves and he’s still a wife beating rapist…

SHAME

27.11.2025 09:22 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing surprises me. Man watching video of chest sees arm is at least funny

23.11.2025 13:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not knowing where someone’s arms are in relation to the ball after watching a replay from all angles is similar to the one where rashford dived across Danilo and didn’t get touched once even though it was almost impossible to avoid him there’s no contact and still given. After that and Younggate…

23.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Igor Jesus has arms in his chest apparently 😂

23.11.2025 11:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#nffc Our season starts at Anfield

22.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes but if they aren’t in Europe there’s no simple way to get it done unless they pay our asking price. I think it’s more likely Liverpool or city join the race

21.11.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Elliot Anderson is leaving Forest where he has gone from a skilful young player to a first team pick for England, when at his last club he was built and moulded into the geordie maradona?

What makes you think he will want to go to a different club?

He is a grounded young man. Utd won’t get him

18.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Surely a ‘concrete’ approach for payment shortly after a World Cup where his value and suitors could change drastically up or down is the type of concrete you wouldn’t use to stick up a poster in your kids bedroom.

I mean any club not interested in England’s best players would be hard to fathom

12.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please buy Wharton. Anderson will be focused on England at the end of the season so just focus on the players that are available, want to move and you can afford 🙏

11.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Palace are regretful/sorry/culpable for anything at all

You’ll never sing that

11.11.2025 20:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any idea why a self respecting club would deny this charge Matt?

Is there no point at which Palace will accept responsibility for any of their actions?

Just curious

11.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still denying they can do any wrong.

You’re the mainstream media here. Call it out for what it is.

You were all very happy for Forest to take the blame for everything that palace failed at. Is it an unlimited sympathy note or can we start calling it what it is? Lazy, ignorant and deflective..?

11.11.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

From the club that brought you ‘it’s all their fault’ and ‘we weren’t expected to understand the rules’ comes the BLOCKBUSTER release… ‘it’s still all their fault and we still don’t understand rules’

And you all sympathised…

11.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The guy taught us how not to defend set pieces within an hour. Sure he could also have got the lads on beer pizza diet with no running

07.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s difficult to present a defence if you don’t go to court…

Equally if your guilty like palace were it’s difficult to mount a defence when you do turn up

06.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Parish should’ve been fined by uefa for bringing Marinakis into a simple failure to seek council and subsequent rule breach. What he said to lineker was libellous and EM didn’t blink. It was THEIR club that named US in the legal action in the first place.

Joke reaction once again

06.11.2025 08:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Parish literally told your fanbase that this was Marinakis’ fault to avoid the flak from NOT taking legal advice on MCO rules, and your fans held a demonstration against him prior to the fixture. Allowing this banner into the ground is perpetuating stupidity as well as trivialising guns. Get a grip

06.11.2025 07:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things ppl do when speculation is prioritised over facts

05.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Facts

05.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Speculation

05.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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