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Oblivion Goblin

@mkultrasoldier.bsky.social

please stop bullying me it’s so mean I am crying 24

2 Followers  |  8 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 07.04.2025  |  1.3836

Latest posts by mkultrasoldier.bsky.social on Bluesky

I fell off

04.09.2025 11:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have been alive since 1216

04.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love of my life could deadass be from New Jersey isn’t that fucked up to think about

04.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am unc

04.09.2025 07:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cleveland Brown

04.09.2025 07:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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found this weird bug in my home, should I squish it?

04.09.2025 07:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck im pregnant again #bellyflopfriday

20.08.2025 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just released 5000 ladybugs into a place that theyre not supposed to be LOL #environmentalterrorism

20.08.2025 05:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im like a wifeless wife guy

20.08.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone ever heard of pickle rick

20.08.2025 05:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am going insane

17.05.2025 06:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dry jackers are good and pure of heart

07.05.2025 05:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Bladee has me squirting my lord

07.05.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok sure id fuck the little goblins in oblivion so what

04.05.2025 08:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my pussy dried up like the sahara

04.05.2025 07:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just bought a guillotine, testing it out soon

04.05.2025 07:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

had to stop playing the kingmaker video game bc it was making me sad i kept imagining playing it with my friends

04.05.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tickle monster and I actually hashed it out, were tight now

30.04.2025 05:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elixir guide my hand on another day of my blue collar job

28.04.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

carboloading with the intent to get so fat i cant walk anymore

28.04.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just found out I’m going to purgatory, who else free from the mark of sin?

15.04.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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not sure how I feel about the syrup brush but the sketches are fun

10.04.2025 02:35 — 👍 1368    🔁 159    💬 25    📌 3

I’m like if shadow the hedgehog was fat and Caucasian and had no sauce

08.04.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine being a 13 year old in the 1800s and you go to school just to find out the girl you like was just married off to Dennis the town pervert

08.04.2025 00:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thought I was gonna become a vampire when I let strangers bite my neck but instead i got diseases

07.04.2025 06:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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