Abigail Gardner

Abigail Gardner

@abigailgardner.bsky.social

Allegheny County Weights & Measures Fan Account

1,222 Followers 423 Following 602 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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SEA board blasts Fenway Sports Group’s ‘profiteering’ amid Pittsburgh Penguins sale The $1.7 billion sale of the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Hoffmann Family of Companies was approved Thursday by the Sports & Exhibition Authority Board — but not before board members called out former owner Fenway Sports Group for its “profiteering.” Pending NHL approval, the sale would result in an $800

SEA board blasts Fenway Sports Group's 'profiteering' amid Pittsburgh Penguins sale

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i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

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3 days ago

It's wild. But it also clearly defines the kind of people who use AI at all. Incurious and lazy.

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5 days ago
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

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5 days ago

Time is so fake, “oh we added more daylight” no you didn’t, daylight is portioned by the cosmos repent of your hubris

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6 days ago

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

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THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

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I take comfort in knowing that no matter how bad life is… I’m never drinking Jägermeister again

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2 weeks ago
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Burn it all down

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Perfect fluffy black cat, lounging

Me explaining why we named her Moose after first testing our feminine names like Veronica "Yeah well she slams into things, when she jumps down she lands like a moose, she speed eats her food like its a competition, she farts constantly and takes huge poops, we love her she is perfect."

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Everyone from the Olympics Scandals actually did great at the Olympics

—Canada curling won gold after BoopGate
—Cheating biathlete won five medals
—Credit card fraud biathlete won 3 golds
—Norwegian crotch parachute ski jumper won a bronze

Milano-Cortina 2026: Messy and Thriving

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2 weeks ago

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

Zooming in on the post its time see if I'm getting any new rtks

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NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:

Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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1 month ago

Did…Mike Tyson just call me fat because RFK Jr paid him to? WTF

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1 month ago

Rohan Nadkarni
@RohanNadkarni
This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real.

They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

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1 month ago

These lil AI commercials reek of desperation.

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This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real.

They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

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1 month ago

So do they do really cool stuff or have dinner and be exclusionary

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reading your timeline like

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I shouldn’t have to think this every day about our taxpayer funded gov accounts

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1 month ago
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Ominous amount of birds downtown last 2 nights...

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Ominous amount of birds downtown last 2 nights...

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I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise

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1 month ago

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.

Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

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Inside Bari Weiss’s Hostile Takeover of CBS News The network’s new editor-in-chief has championed a press free from élite bias, while aligning herself with a billionaire class more willing than ever to indulge Donald Trump.

very good piece which confirms that weiss is both exceptionally arrogant and totally out of her depth. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

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Dripless

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Progressive effort to primary Sen. John Fetterman ramps up The Working Families Party launched a website where, among other efforts, voters can request refunds from Fetterman’s campaign.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

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