Jennifer Griffin Graham

I also hope he gets ass warts

This is my favorite thing you’ve written.

this still holds up i think. about how to care without killing yourself about it

He is a reactive mess but also just a real love

(Me, squeaking): ah yes

A medium-sized black and white mutt with a purple octopus toy. He’s looking very politely at the camera. The camera lens is blurry because I am a disaster with sweaty hands.

Every time Bandit gets a new toy he plays with it alone for about five minutes and then he brings it over to show it off to me and makes sure I get a turn to try the squeaker

Almost every classics book I own is from the University of Chicago. What the fucking fuck.

Just helped some younger coworkers with a technical issue and I will be chasing this high for weeks

We are sorry to report that The Thing With Feathers is now on the endangered list.

A digital illustration of The Master from the MST3K classic Manos: The Hands of Fate. He’s a guy with short, black, greasy looking hair plastered down on his head. He has a black mustache somewhat reminiscent of Freddie Mercury and he’s doing a kind of wide-eyed big frowny face. His arms are stretched out horizontally to display the full width of the black sheet-like garment he’s wearing so you can clearly see the large red handprints that stretch across it. Black lettering with red inlines above him that follows the contours of his arms and head reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I loved it. Always surprised it doesn’t get talked about more.

The day hasn’t stopped being tough but I am on a heating pad and enjoying the Benadryl. Life finds a way

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

Feb 8, 1994 Weekly World Report on Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky: "I'll turn Alaska into a concentration camp!" Report was a tabloid, but he indeed called for military seizure of Alaska, which was where he wanted to dump inconvenient Ukrainians. #alaskahistory #alaska

Cleveland Press, 1957 PAGE 16 Playful Gal Socks Cop With a Ham Sandwich MIAMI BEACH (UP)-A spirited young woman here has fulfilled her life's ambition. She threw a sandwich in the face of a policeman. Miss Lucille Douty, 28, was haled into court this morning. She had her explanation ready for the judge: It was worth it. I always wanted to throw something at a cop." Patrolman Bernie Hyman was the policeman who got the ham sandwich in the face

randomly decided to look at the history of people throwing sandwiches and...

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it's not even 10am and my adrenaline receptors are cooooooked

While getting myself ready for work and my child ready for his first day of school, my geriatric cat trotted through the living room with poop all over his tail. As I wrestled the cat, the pancakes burned. I made a fresh batch and we got out of there on time, but man I am wrung tf out

Flail in the discourse
And lose in the divorce
And sleep in the back of my

Look I don’t believe in wasting food but this was so worth it

Yeah but it’d be a real power move to wear this to a reading

I am so sorry but I have been unable to breathe for 5 minutes now

What's the coolest shot in the movies? Poor dead Willa at the bottom of the lake in NIGHT OF THE HUNTER. Jesus, what a scene.

…if you ever decide to take fan art commissions lmk

When we get our Buffy reboot do we think Faith will have have gotten her lil late 90s tribal tattoo covered up or do we think she’ll just go all in and get like SLAYER in gothic script across her back

This story is speculative fiction in that I am still thinking about writing it.

its not that i ignore people i just have to queue every action like its the sims 2

It feels like we are watching a genuine religious schism form in real time here.

I was trying to find someone to do that “imperfectly inked stamp” look a few years ago and all the artists I talked to were oddly resistant to it. This turned out really cool.

Oh I love this so much

signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named hermes squirmies

a pink sign for a cat running for cat mayor named beatrix. her slogan is “no kings, only princesses”

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named Luna. her slogan is “pro zoomies, chaos, and attention”

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win