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(picture of a girl wearing a sailor outfit and hat) GEE !! I WISH I WERE A MAN I'D JOIN The NAVY BE A MAN AND DO IT UNITED STATES NAVY RECRUITING STATION

i went to college with a trans girl who had been in the navy and she had this poster up on her dorm door

it was a pâté sandwich btw that shit was gourmet!!! that girl deserved to get bitten idc

when i was a child i bit a girl at a free summer activities camp for making fun of my brother's lunch. one of the chaperones tried to calm me down by saying "im mexican and sometimes people say my food looks like poop too, but i dont get mad" i remember thinking "wow this guy is a pussy". & still do

even tho im casually looking (that's why i occasionally get some of these horrid pitches lol) i am incredibly grateful to have a job currently 🧿 i haven't seen such a bad job market before in my life

just saw a job listing (short term contract, at that) that said "Pay: $23.00–$29.00/hour (competitive)" man fuck you. that is not competitive at all especially for the bay area and writing "competitive" after it is not going to change that fact lol

never thought i'd say this but lately i feel bored of online. i've been highly online and enjoyed it all my life so far, but i think they've finally ruined the internet for me. i'll still use it for practical reasons, but it really just isn't that good for fun anymore.

this is the bunny equivalent of those ugly leather pup play masks everyone wears

The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

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hope everyone is warm and cozy this winter

got search suggestion banned on twitter for posting this lmao

i don't like how normalized prolapse is in gay porn... a friend came across a video of 2 prolapsed guys fucking each other w their prolapses 😭 not tryna be a puritan, if u wanna do event-horizon-hell-dimension activities, it's ur body to wreck. i just think it should stay niche

LEATHER! 98 CALENDAR A COLT STUDIO PRESENTATION

Years with same starting weekday and equal number of days to 2026 Year Compared to year 2026 Since last 1931 95 years before 1942 84 years before + 11 years 1953 73 years before + 11 years 1959 67 years before + 6 years 1970 56 years before + 11 years 1981 45 years before + 11 years 1987 39 years before + 6 years 1998 28 years before + 11 years 2009 17 years before + 11 years 2015 11 years before + 6 years 2026 selected year + 11 years

just picked out my vintage calendar for next year

watched freaky tales yesterday and was confused about metallica being included. i didn't know they were from the bay area because they are spiritually midwestern

pee wee's big adventure

kirikou et la sorciere

gandahar

cats

movies i've watched while tripping in the past few years

in case you didn't already hate fandom dot com for plagiarizing from independent fan-run wikis and being borderline unreadable with tons of ads, a recruiter reached out to me about a tech position there and the salary was criminally low

oh wow thanks for the tip

just learned who mary temple grandin is, i feel like a bad autist

crossing my fingers for molder and castrator that this tour wasn’t like some kinda final destination scenario

still as bad tbh i just missed some people on there who didn't come to bluesky

my malewife made english muffins for meal prep 🥰

i was still a human and had to explain to my parents

i dreamt i lived in a millipede society and had a millipede gf

i’m fucking crying

i know he's sorta like joe rogan in that he's often just going to agree with whoever he's speaking with but still... that was crazy

Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.

Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.

30min of trump glazing zohran nonstop 😭

let's see if he follows through on actually collaborating. but i'm shocked