Nathan and 99 others

nah

it's not the jacket

ok good to know I'm not the only one who is this masochistic!

smooth 😏

definitely

sure, $10k a hit. or one bj, your choice

byyyyeeeeeᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

neither did I tbh. but I'm excited to start using them irresponsibly

I can but I won't <3

omw 🫡 this one's a freebie

now 3 cars crashed on the street outside my office lmao

is it me? am I doing this? does anyone want to hire me to hang around your enemy's house until someone crashes into them?

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@twitchnick.bsky.social þoughts?

I loooove the Rush speedos

wow those look really good on you!

I know, I've made it clear that I'm gay and an atheist so they dont ring anymore, but they still drop things into my mailbox for some reason

😭

ok Arceus will bring you some almost snow (it'll snow only on your neighbors' houses)

the surprised Pikachu face meme but I have changed it to give him a more passive expression

well I have to accounts, opening packs on both and sharing from my alt to my main, plus using the PokéTrade app to find trade partners and then using Pack Points to finish up 😅

you're confusing Arceus

a religious pamphlet in my hand showing an illustration of a woman holding her head with a pained expression on here face, with the text "Will suffering ever end?"

happy monday

there's only one way to find out

whatever happened to those little bags of peanuts

it's illegal to lie on the internet

but all I want from you is for you to be content

1 premium account and 1 f2p account, I've bought gold before when it was one sale

<3

ok 🥰

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I have two accounts on nearly every app I use because something is deeply wrong with me