Nathan and 99

me opening The Apps™:

not the whaleonomicon 😭

it's a sign to stay inside and do squats

a meme of a man getting his temperature taken with a digital contactless thermometer. the image on the thermometer's display is the transparent png texture, the the text reads "how it feels being"

gm

all the weird stuff used to happen in the bermuda triangle, but not anymore. now weird stuff happens everywhere. we're all in the bermuda triangle now, we just didn't realize it

i hope you like it, definitely my top favorite of the 4

four christmas movies to know me by:

op's pfp but with a chef hat on his biceps instead of a santa hat

and don't you forget it

op's pfp but edited to have big bara tiddies

indeed

omg i am not worthyyy 🙈

happiest of birthdays to you, handsome and funny and charming bloomf!! hope you had an amazing day and here's to many more!! 🍻

op's pfp but with a king's scepter and crown replacing the candy cane and Santa hat

🙂‍↕️

and at the end of the film Rudolph earns the approval of his father figures. that's how you know it's a fantasy

see you get it

lol just the first thing i thought of

op's pfp with the santa hat changed to a pope hat

i know right

op's pfp with the santa hat changed to a viking helmet

it's the grindset

op's piplup pfp edited to have a top hat and cane instead of a santa hat and candy cane

just one

behind every gay person (me) there is a meaner, more evil gay person (Nathan)

i'm coming out as @lerrrgan.bsky.social's evil counterpart (photoshopping santa hats out of everyone's pfp)

wheel and axle probably feels best rolling over your junk

Comet from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), a felt Reindeer with a blue and red baseball cap and a whistle in his mouth

can i say something without anyone getting mad

kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers

me waiting for @darthazius.bsky.social to post a birthday selfie so i can comment Happy Birthday under it

i'm on PrEP so you can give me your spotify unwrapped if you want

a spotify screenshot of the lyrics to Killin' It by Foxy Shazam. the highlighted part reads: So tell me, Eric, does it hurt, hurt? (Uh-huh) So tell me, Eric, does it hurt?

So tell me Eric does it hurt, hurt? (uh-huh!)
–me 1000× a day for no reason

probably better to just have no pants then!

all i can think about is if I could touch that patch of hair on your lower back. i'd probably just jizz my pants right there

we would rather just thirst for you publicly :D

but unfortunately your dad was free tonight so