Nathan and 99 spooky display names

Oh I don't really care if no one tags me, it just sounded like a good idea in general

right behind ya

I'm gonna put stuff in its butt

Frightening! 😱 So glad I'll never run into my parents on here

I will fuck you with any style of facial hair you want just say the word

Hard pass

The only trolly problem I want to discuss

I'll drink to that 🍻

Circle circuit gay confirmed

Haha no no I just made up so someone would ask 😅

Suck/get sucked, top/bottom, & makeout

A hand holding an open bottle of poppers

Cheers to that <3

Don't worry I always look the other way. Otherwise my neighbor would have been locked up a long time ago

Trying

Hey if I bottom this weekend I'll have completed the gay full house within the first two weeks of the month

Spirited AGay

I swung by once! It was fun but also I was kinda nervous cause I heard of people getting kicked out before haha

i miss the bathhouse

I mean first I TOOK it, then I took it as a threat

I took it as a threat

DNAustin Powers

What

it was terrifying

I call evil

spooky weekend vibes

I don't have a pic but the hookup asked if I wanted to get dinner with him some time 😨

Did @dnaustin.bsky.social force you to change your profile pic. Don't say anything just blink once for yes or twice for no

I definitely know what all of these words mean individually

Why is Waldo grabbing that monster's claw

emoji?

"Mentally unstable" implies the existence of people who are mentally stable Me: Well two can play at this game 😎 Them: But you're playing Solitaire Me: 😎 Good news, I found a husband! 😊 I don't know who he's married to but he was great in the sack. Kinda wish I got his name I'm going commando under my breifs Look it's not blasphe-you, it's blasphe-me Catching feeling for this guy I've beem talking too. Unfortunately the feeling is nausea I'm giving you an ultimatum: either we compromise, or it's over. Be the no loads refused pimped out cumdumpster you want to see in the world

Me watching people post about their happy little relationships is kind of like having a peanut allergy watching someone eat a PB&J. Sure it looks enjoyable, but the last time I tried it almost killed me so There's no buttfucking at The Pentagon. The building just has five sides I would like one (1) suck on my dick please Date idea: I strip you down, gag you, tie you to the bed, pop into the kitchen because I'm a little peckish, decide to boil some water for pasta, now it's 6 hours later and I just realized I forgot you're still tied up in the bedroom, Actually it's only champagne for your real friends and real pain for your sham friends if it comes from the Champagne For Your Real Friends And Real Pain For Your Sham Friends region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling wine for your real friends and real wine for your sparkling friends

LMHO (Laughing My Humble Opinion) Do I like to be called daddy? Lmao you can call me whatever you want, I won't hear it because your mouth is full I'm such a simp for being treated well and getting paid my worth You know you're down bad for someone when you jerk off to their regular fully-clothed selfies You can't be too hard on gay men for calling every week of their life an "era", because physicists unironically say Planck Era and it lasted 10⁻⁴³ seconds It's cool, my hand and I are in an open relationship Don't have a butt plug? No problem, just be constipated. Nature's butt plug, if you will I'm a Vegetarian. I'm only sexually attracted to Vegeta

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