tommyspoon

tommyspoon

@tommyspoon.bsky.social

https://www.tommyspoon.net/ Writer, actor, dancer, geek living near PDX. "I hope your words are working for you!" #horror #writing

2,390 Followers 5,670 Following 1,068 Posts Joined May 2023
12 hours ago

This is a crime. The people who did this should answer for the fate that befell this poor woman.

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Day 25 Listening to my dear friend Joe spin some Irish (or Irish-inspired) music for his Friday afternoon internet radio show.He has impeccable taste and I always come away with a new song or album or artist...

Good shit to listen to!

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She seems nice.

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For the love of God, don't!

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Day 24 Got my hair cut today and ran into this cutie pie!You can't see the adorable sparkly collar she had on, but it looked fab on her!

Sometimes good shit is a surprise dog!

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2 days ago
A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

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Senile Satan: “I’m not signing any more bills.”

Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”

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Madge is loose again.

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Day 23 I don't often pay attention to announcements from religious organizations, much less ones from the Catholic Church. But a friend pointed this out to me and I thought is good enough to share with y'all...

A small bit of good shit.

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Day 22 Sweep the StraitLook: if you win, you might get to replace Pete Hegseth!

Sometimes the good shit deserves a sweep...

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4 days ago

1989. I'm starting my Senior year at Kenyon College. I'm planning my two thesis projects (an examination of William Blake's "The Printing House in Hell" for English and a role in the Peter Shaffer play, "Five Finger Exercise" for Drama). I'm also worried about what awaits me after graduation.

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a man wearing glasses and a suit stands in front of a piano ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit stands in front of a piano
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5 days ago

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Day 21 Despite my usual hangover from "Springing forward", I managed to get almost 1000 words of writing done. And I actually like most of those words!

A tiny bit of good shit.

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5 days ago

Angel Food!

It's the clearest evidence of white people's inability to season ANYTHING.

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Days 19 & 20 Spent Saturday running some errands and writing at one of my favorite downtown Milwaukie establishments, The Beer Store! Picked up some cider for Kim and some beer for me, including the only ska-relat...

More days of good shit.

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6 days ago

Really there are only two kinds of nostalgia.

Personal: "things were better when I was younger, healthier, less aware of the world, and with fewer responsibilities"

Impersonal: "things were better in this past I read about in a storybook"

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6 days ago

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

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1 week ago

…I've said it so many fucking times, now, but I'll say it again, that it's really fucking messed up that all of these conversations seek to apply to fucking LLMs a standard of personhood we still don't consistently and meaningfully apply to other fucking humans.

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1 week ago

I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

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Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

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1 week ago

Gosh, I’m old. But I’m glad my birth year also birthed this gem.

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a red button with the words i 'm sorry on it Alt: HAL 9000, it’s re eye saying “ I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
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MY GOD WON'T ANYONE PASS US DOWN A BOTTLE?

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It can be hard to hope.

But hope we must, if only to keep ourselves warm.

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1 week ago

"Primal Fear"

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#40DaysofGoodShit -- Day 18 So I'm still riding a high from yesterday's news about my story, "Prompted", finally being let loose in the world. Please see my Writing page for the link to purchase the latest edition of Weird Ficti...

A Friday full of good shit!

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Jeffrey Epstein Donald Trump Forever BFF Chain

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BREAKING: Ken Paxton says he’ll drop his US Senate bid if he receives the winning numbers for this week’s MegaMillions.

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#40DaysofGoodshit -- Day 17 It's here! It's here! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!I hope you enjoy my story, "Prompted", along with the others in this issue of WFQ.Now, if you'll excuse me. I'll be floating for the rest of the day...

After long last, it's here!

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