🎶 There's no business like show business....🎶

There's no point in Qatar having a military base in Idaho. Training Qatari pilots can be accomplished under SATP, Security Assistance Training Program. I taught Saudi and Iranian student pilots back in the late 70's.

Donnie and Melania circa 2025-2026.

That's because Spain speaks Mexicanese.

I'm thinking 2 sticks of Nobel's invention stuck up his ass.

That's the biggest "DUH!" of all time. I could have told everyone this after Seth Meyers White House Correspondence Dinner speech.

And Elmer Gantry could pray rain.

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They're eating the chickens! They're eating the furries!

Habeas Corpus is a new Campbell Soup.

Keep your gloved fingers crossed for something terminal.

🎶 His name is Donnie Drumpf....
He's a felon.
He likes little girls by the dozen.
But we don't care 'cause we're stupid.🎶

I know it doesn't exactly rhyme but it's a work in progress.

No. It's Drumpfian.

. Donnie Drumpf's presidency reminds me of something....I can't quite put my finger on it.

"Bennie, we've got to do something about this Gaza thing."

"Now where did I put that 17 trillion dollars....oh, yea. Under the cushion."

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And the winner of Ms. Habeas Corpus is....Mr. Trump, may I have the envelope?

To paraphrase Ron White, you can't fix BATSHIT CRAZY!

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I am Habeas Corpus Delecti, the PRESIDENT of ANTIFA. I wanted everyone of my loyal followers to know that there will be a national meeting on Novcember 33rd at the Mar-A- Lago ballroom. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

HCD.

Gl

MAGA Butt Rangers!

GO PETE!

Goddam Pete! Kick their ass with facts!

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Scientists always come up with new shit to affirm their beliefs. Scientists is a term that is banding about.

Just one Secret Service Agent with the balls. After all, Baron Drumpf is one of you. BADDA BING!

Charlie Kirk was a closet Rump Ranger as is Josh Hawley, Mike Lee, Jesse Waters and Donnie Drumpf.
I have always been a friend of gays. I don't give a spit about what people do in their houses.

I hate hypocrisy.....AND LYING FELONS!

I remember when there were operators you could call for answers. Phone booths on corners. Telephone books that arrived on the doorstep. Libraries that were places to meet new people and learn new ideas.

The thing the Internet has done is to insulate us from meeting new people and sharing ideas.

I want to see Donnie Drumpf and his jackasses GONE and brought up on criminal charges!

17 TRILLION DOLLARS!.....in Donnie Drumpf's pocket!

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I would like the job shoving M-80's up Drumpf's ass and setting them off.