Jacqueline Antonovich

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

I would expect nothing less from a resort in the Poconos.

Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

BREAKING NYT:

Lindsey Halligan, the ex-U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia who brought criminal cases against Trump's enemies over the objections of career prosecutors, is under investigation by Florida's bar association, according to a letter the organization sent last month.

Excellent job, friends.

Huh. “Mullin is an ultra-conservative, white-passing Cherokee who has been an advocate for both tribal sovereignty and for encouraging tribes to assert that sovereignty by allowing private energy production on their lands.” Interesting piece.

[Exit Murderer.]

And she's out, not even an hour later.

Trump is presenting Mullin's appointment as automatic, but he still has to go through Senate confirmation hearings like everyone else. They're usually deferential to their colleagues, but I think this guy for this post in this election year might prompt issues

Markwayne Mullin, set to run Homeland Security >>

I saw on r/nursing this week that a nurse reported a colleague for wearing meta glasses to work. That has a billion HIPAA and other legal violations written ALL over it and that person should be fired

Markwayne Mullin - Wikipedia

"In August 2022, he came out against President Joe Biden's student loan forgiveness plan, but subsequently received criticism after the White House Twitter account pointed out that Mullin had benefited from $1.4 million of federal PPP loan forgiveness."

Man's best friend would never let this happen. Oh wait...

We renamed our general ed requirements, "Explore Core"

Renumber it Lit 6 7

No matter where you thought this headline was going after you read the first four words of it I promise you you're in for a surprise

Folks, I have it on good authority that Noem isn't being "fired," she's being sent to a nice farm upstate where she'll get to run around all day.

John Wayne Bobbitt

omg!!

A list of locations: • Mott Playground (Concourse) • Fountain of Youth Playground (Mott Haven / Longwood) • Morris Mesa Playground (Mount Hope) • Van Dyke Playground (Brownsville) • Roebling Playground (South Williamsburg) • Elizabeth Stroud Playground (Bedford-Stuyvesant) • Vladeck Park (Lower East Side) • St. Nicholas Park 133rd St. Playground (Harlem) • Corona Health Sanctuary (Corona) Kaltenmeier Playground (Rosebank / Shore Acres)

Spring is coming, and so is $50 million for parks!

We’re investing in parks in historically underfunded neighborhoods across all five boroughs starting with:

omg

I'm knowI'm not the only one that keeps thinking MarkWayne Gacy.

Correction: Human Shield of the Americas. Noem will be strapped to the hood of Trump's car whenever he travels to protect him from assassination.

in a post-credit scene, Dan Crenshaw appears in Noem's apartment and tells her he's putting a team together

Wrong answers only.

A new diaphragm.

Here's the thing about using AI for lit reviews ... If you've actually read the scholarship, writing the lit review yourself isn't that taxing. But what's gonna happen is folks will use AI to save themselves having to *read* the scholarship, which will then make the rest of their article trash.

WTF is The Shield of the Americas?

Another Senate seat opening!

That asshole better not take it out on her dogs.

I'm glad that Noem is gone, but never trust anybody with two first names squished together as one.

Secretary Markwayne