Hermes Tresmusketerios

The Last Idiot Who Earnestly Believes in the American Experiment Still left out of the joke, even now.

Why don't the people of the Twin Cities just stay home and let DHS do as it pleases? Speaking only for himself, Mike Somes explains that he personally does it because he is an idiot who does it because he failed to realize that all that talk about inalienable rights was an elaborate joke all along.

So every social media platform has apparently shadow banned posts from Minnesota, effectively limiting our reach to convince you we're all fine. We're not fine, btw.

Less than two years ago, Texas Tech University suspended me for speaking out against genocide. Today I found out I was denied tenure.

they're getting rid of everything physical- books, records, cds, games, etc etc so they can make you pay for the 'right' to access something instead of buying it, while they maintain total control over the thing itself

turning the entire world into the Company Store

can someone datahoard this and put it on archive dot org

"the best time to fill out that paperwork was four months ago. the second best time to fill out that paperwork is going to be whenever you find said paperwork" — ancient proverb of 38 year olds

lol, it’s a lot easier to form a tenants union when everyone in the building is in the same group chat

I dealt with my three week old being hospitalized with an infection. The idea of being jailed and deported during that horrible experience, when you’re already terrified for your vulnerable baby…I feel like I can’t breathe when I think about it

Image depicts a knight against the dark silhouette of figures fighting in the background. The knight holds a rabbit protectively with their shield raised.

Part 3 in my weekly poster series for 2026 #art #knights

the use of "Luddite" as a pejorative is an op.

My drawing, ink illustration, traditional art

Dear algorithm, be kind and show my work to those who’ll vibe with this style 🙏

#bluesky #artwork #fantasyart #artist

The Mr Show skit with David Cross where he doesn't say "TV" and text added that says Notice I said "artificial intelligence" and not "AI". "AI" is a nickname & nicknames are for friends, & artificial intelligence is no friend of mine.

I will keep posting this meme until the bubble bursts and the thing dies

It's incredible how it was revealed that the anti-trans push over the past decade was concocted in no small part by a literal PEDOPHILE CONSPIRACY and the reaction of transphobic lawmakers, journalists, academics has been a shrug and a "well, we gotta
carry out the orders from pedophile island"

With alt text, so everyone can be able to read it

Another thing to add to the Dem platform: all of these contracts were plainly procured through fraud, not one of them will be honored, and all culpable parties will be prosecuted.

This isn't a "radical" demand, it's the bare minimum required to re-establish the rule of law.

"“We do not only kill, we also rape.”
"This shocking statement was made by an Israeli soldier during a live conversation with American content creator Jeff Davidson, exposing the brutal practices of soldiers against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip" #Israel #Gaza #Palestine #US

Fascism is an international movement and the failure to oppose it is an international centrist failure

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

Bluesky is intentionally shutting down voices from Palestine.

Most of the news of developments on the ground in Gaza I have heard first from these accounts, and only days or sometimes weeks later from news organizations.

Bluesky is helping to hide the reality of this genocide.

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I cannot think about anything but the children in Dilley. I just lie here with my heart hammering in my chest and I feel like the anger is going to crack my sternum in two.

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

Apparition of the Sacred Beast Vliauphörn Δ Enthrioss, in the coastal areas near Calgeobarn, South Udraiken
2022

other thing driving people so hard for "promise your vote right now for this shitbag years in advance" aside from the anxiety that cannot be quieted is the gnawing sense that the party CANNOT be budged from the 'no change+abandon minorities even harder' tack, so it's all yelling at everyone else

They did this to me & other Native kids at the now closed elemen. school I went to. Also had us all on CCF & had us watch as they went through money and gifts sponsors sent, keeping what they wanted and watched them burn the rest. I'll always remember the feeling. Fuck every one of these monsters

DHS: Our officer was ambushed and beaten with snow shovels and broom handles. This was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

Agents had initially said that two men — Alfredo Aljorna and Julio Sosa Celis – assaulted them with a broom and a shovel before one of them shot Sosa Celis. But that account was quickly called into question, and prosecutors now say “newly discovered evidence” contradicts the officers’ story.

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

Notable Sandwiches #138: Reuben Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...

in which i discuss the reuben, a glorious sandwich and the pride of omaha

and the patriarch reuben, disowned by his father for being a slut

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Gavin newsom declares new state holiday, “Charlie Manson day”.

“What can you say about Charlie? He was a Californian at heart…” Newsom proclaimed while unhinging his jaw and devouring a live human baby

We love a righteous big boy on this web page

On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.” A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.