Mike X. Nichols

A castle on a cliff during a storm. The caption reads, “Laboratory of Dr. Weird. South Jersey Shore.”

i haven’t been to new jersey, but this is what i imagine it’s like

Personality attributes mean so much more.

my roommate’s shiba inu and i came from opposite directions around a corner at the same time and startled each other

Happy birthday!

The Simpsons meme. Homer eating up the soundtrack for Wuthering Heights by Charli XCX and discarding the Wuthering Heights film in a waste bin.

knowledge really can be a burden

after the year we’ve had, i think it’s fine for people to look at strange circumstances and derive what humor they can.

Rian Johnson Goes Off on AI as He Looks to His Post-‘Knives Out’ Future Three years after inking one of the richest movie deals in streaming history to bring his franchise to Netflix, the force behind ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ and ‘Poker Face’ is ready to move on with a movie th...

“Yeah, fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it. I mean, I get it in a ‘This makes sense to save money by not paying artists’ way.’ But then, what the fuck are we doing? Is this where we want to be?” – Rian Johnson

I’ve been a fan of Rian Johnson’s work since I watched Brick and his “Woke Up New” music video for The Mountain Goats. It’s been lovely to watch his ascent. Rian Johnson rocks.

Shot + chaser

you’re not chopped, you’re my mutual

in lieu of a turkey, the president will pardon another abhorrent cretin this thanksgiving

everyone is 12 and also dumb as shit

“Oh God, he’s going for the jukebox” cartoon, edited so the guy going for the jukebox wears The National merch: a blue hat that says “The National” and a shirt with a pink rabbit on it.

they’ll complain about there being a throwaway scene in a disney movie with a gay character, and then spend an obscene amount of money to go to the parks with the ugliest MAGA shirt you’ve ever seen.

recently, i saw a child watching joe rogan on his phone at disney, and i think we’re cooked

hope to one day make a post good enough for you to show your wife, ceej.

yeah me too

scrolling on your phone is an eye cigarette

Hell yeah, Beth.

Obsessed meme with Pluribus

you should watch @electrolemon.bsky.social’s new special. it is in fact great.

Letterboxd screenshot from demi adejuyigbe Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip 2025 Watched Nov 19, 2025 one (1) single backflip has the power to change the world

i can’t think of a more humble move than rating your own comedy special 3 out of 5 stars on letterboxd

A scene from Twin Peaks. Denise walks in and says, “Coop.” Coop looks at her and says, “Dennis?” Denise replies, “It’s a long story, but actually I prefer Denise if you don’t mind.” Coop looks at Denise and says, “Ok.”

imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance

In The Naked Gun the evil world-destroying billionaire boasts that you can still say the original title for the Black-Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" in his private club, and as it turns out, this exact kind of insane elite overreaction to being told "no" is the primary reason we have fascism now.

“PLEASE WRAP IT UP”

me during wicked

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

master & commander: kicks ass and dudes rock

i’m going to start a movie review show where i say if something kicks ass (thumbs up) or sucks shit (thumbs down)

Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) in The Rise of Skywalker. “Somehow, Palpatine Returned” scene.

somehow, they stretched the story of wicked to 5 hours