Sorecerer Slothful

Nuremberg 2.0 can't come soon enough

Hobbits really need to calm down their rhetoric. All this talk about destroying the One Ring is a hate crime on Sauron.

"The owls are not what they seem."

I drew this while watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper!

Just remembered, I'm arting and I never post on here. Here's one

I mainly follow/discovered him on YouTube. I think he uploads both places, which works for me cuz I abandoned spotify for ytmusic a long time ago.

Jesse Welles is a genius. He makes a song as soon as news hits.

Yo, I straight up thought this was Krystal and Kyle at first glance.

Yet so many of them wanna get there so badly. I'll pack their bags.

The age of honor is over, if it ever existed to begin with. Play dirtier than ever, I say.

@brittneybortoli.bsky.social

Yo, anyone trying to leave New York city? I'll switch

I'm cutting turds into thirds.

I'm using words you never heard.

So absurd.

I'm tasty and squeaky like a Wisconsin cheese curd.

I'm a fox or more like a bird. I'm fly but hang out in holes in the dirt.

Who do you think I've been praying to?

I pray for Kristi Noem, just probably not for what this guy would want.

So, my mom passed away last week. I think the universe sent someone to ease the pain. This little guy showed up at my work. So friendly, always shows up every night. Named him Uce. Idk if he has an owner but he is definitely fond of me.

When I was 22, I be like...

Hulk Hogan getting boo'd is what started me on this journey.

I like wrestling for the first time since 20 years ago. It's probably a defense mechanism to replace my feed of depressing news with top 10 chokeslam. At least I get an insight on American values watching it. A soft return to the Attitude era "fight the power" vibes lately. With less xenophobia.

What do they think they're going to find? More gifs of her dancing?

I want out. Deport me. Send me to space. Maybe I'll find some humanity out there since it's becoming illegal here.

I guess if you zoom out enough, the past and present merge.

The frustrating thing is that almost everyone I know who voted for him said they would have voted for Bernie. AOC also has a cross-section of votes with him. They think he's one of us. Idk why. Fascism's best disguise is rushed populism.

My mother made everyone personalized pebble-snowman ornaments. This one's mine!

Let’s pop a mogwai in this mother!

So, how come every time I see anyone who isn't a working class human being talk about Mangione, they gotta drop that the CEO is a father? So because he dumped a load and a baby came out means I need to feel bad for him or his family? Moreso than the thousands avenged? Bin Laden was a father. So???

Just sayin. Luigi was always my favorite.