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"Terrible twos"
"Threenagers"
"Frightening fours"

Bro just say it, children are a fucking nightmare and now you're trying to cope by acting like your suffering will end any time within the next fifteen years and you're tooootally not regretting your decision to have them

Some of it is just ugly as hell for no reason and if you go back you notice their art style hasn't changed or improved for YEARS

I have some really mean shit to say about some people's art but as a person who has no idea how to draw at all I don't got the chops to back it up

*guys developing the first clock*

guy 1: which way should the hands move
guy 2: makes the most sense to move them clockwise
guy 1:
guy 2:
guy 1:
guy 2:
guy 1: move them what

Lmao skip over soulja boy's rant? Never

what the fuck.

Amazing

I can't take a nap at my desk because my coworkers will hear me moan in my sleep

This is so fucking cool

a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair . ALT: a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair .

When the "which character are you quiz" has the question "Pick a lyric from one of my favorite songs"

SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR BORING ASS MUSIC TASTE BITCH!! WHY ARE THE LYRICS AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH

a cartoon character is looking through a sniper scope at a melon ALT: a cartoon character is looking through a sniper scope at a melon

The cane's employee stopping me from throwing away my own trash when I'm literally standing over the trash can

There's a lot of articles out there like "we're still looking for a definitive motive behind Luigi's actions" and a lot of people think they're trying to like censor his message but my headcanon is that journalists are legitimately just so fucking dumb that they actually can't understand it

People on promosky tags just naming all their mental illnesses looking like a list of debuffs

Damn they caught ol Run Em Down Lou, praying for a swift and speedy jury nullification 🙏

There's people out there who are trying to make themselves seem smarter by just making shit into a conspiracy theory that doesn't need to be

People are starting to say shit like "news outlets are censoring the killers true motives and trying to make him look like a psycho" like no? Lmao what news are you reading dude they're all very clear about what this was about. There's nobody to outsmart here, we're all on the same page.

Community notes would actually be great. As a budding social media site this one is gonna get flooded with bots and misinformation. Bonus idea: Community notes for profiles, like being able to flag accounts as known bots, scammers, or people who spread misinformation.

Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

In an anomalous part of the night where I'm feeling overly social yet all my online friends are away and all the discord servers I'm in are quiet and inactive. Feels like the rapture just happened but it only happened to gamers and now I need to go touch grass

ORANGE, E, NuageOrange.

Lot to unpack, but ORANGE is the first artwork, and it did GREAT on twitter, eventually, i kept looking at that E i did in ORANGE, and 3d modelled it.

Then, it became a whole font, available for free on my gumroad, that you can find with the link in my bio.

That is so damn cool

Beautiful

I'm not too excited about it because it just straight up lies to me and tells me I'm obsessed with whatever popular artists it's trying to push at me

When I go into work and the guy with the unfixable tech problem still hasn't quit his job

I read about that earlier and I knew instantly it was gonna be nothing

What didn't happen today?

I get one missed call from a number I don't recognize that's probably a scam and start thinking about all the bills I might have forgotten to pay this month

No leave me alone