Fred Davies

NPR misses a critical reason for increasing prices.

Pure greed.

Cal-Maine owns 90% of the US egg market. Here are their profit numbers for the last 4 quarters: $111mil, $220mil, $508mil, $342mil.

That's PROFIT every 3 months.

It's the De Havilland dash 8 holding everything up.

Like the one crying kindergartener messing up car line for everyone.

I'm on that round IKEA flight.

Most congressmen are insanely rich and don't need their govt paycheck.

I would like to propose a law that congressmen aren't allowed to eat during a government shutdown.

Shutdowns would last 12 minutes, max.

Trump is destroying America:

I've had all of those today.

My heart has beat twice today and complained each time.

The Oval Office is being plated with gold from dead immigrants teeth.

...or is it??

I think I did as well.

I'm not sure.

Is Prodigy's Firestarter about a Yule log?

It will only take 3 years to go from 9% Muslim to 100% Muslim?!? Wow, Jesus must have nothing to offer.

Duffy: "And his handshake? Like a vice! He crush diamonds in his hands. And his tongue? Like an anaconda! No one kisses you like Trump!"

Duffy: "And strong? I saw him lift two cars straight over his head! One in each arm! And these weren't little Japanese sedans, these were full sized American trucks! Spun them on his fingers like basketballs!"

In 2016 Trump got 29% of the Latino vote.

In 2020 Trump got 36% of the Latino vote.

In 2024, while stating daily he was going to turn ICE into a lawless army, he got 45% of the Latino vote.

Maybe in 2028 if runs under a mass genocide of brown people policy he'll get 75% of their vote.

My MAGA neighbor still blames every single problem on Obama.

"This shutdown is Obama's fault because if he didn't create Obamacare, insurance would still be cheap and we wouldn't need the subsidies."

Looks like AI. Even our past is now fake.

My $400 touchscreen, AI powered toaster is now also my therapist.

Technically we're engaged.

Why is this headed towards manhattan?

Lol. As if the president can read cursive.

"I'm sorry but we're in the middle of a fundraising campaign to send our pastor and his family to Fiji to preach the gospel to the poor lost souls at the Four Seasons Resort and Spa.

"Have you considered selling your baby and giving the proceeds to the church to assure your own salvation?"

"I'm sorry, I cannot comment on the election, I haven't seen it. But we do now think the democrats are in direct collusion with Bad Bunny on the closure of the government." -Mike Johnson

"Sorry, we can't provide assistance to hungry babies. Please call us when you have some homosexuals you need harassed."

Hey! That's me!

Quit following me!

Sandbar listening to my ring:

"Wonder twins power activate! C'mon... wonder twin powers... damn it... activate... lets go... wonder twins power... hello?"

Q: "Mr Speaker, it appears that President Trump is actively kicking you in the balls right now. Do you have any comment."

A(in high squeaky voice): "I haven't seen that so I cannot comment at this time."

Q: "Mr Speaker, are you concerned that your pants are literally on fire this minute?"

A: "I'm sorry, I haven't seen that and until the President declares my pants are on fire I will not accept it as truth."

geez, desperate much?

Why isn't @moderation.bsky.app banning people making light of the death of Dick Cheney?