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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp

1,817 Followers  |  109 Following  |  425 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  1.9488

Latest posts by canesstats.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hopefully Duke will be wearing the yellow practice jersey soon

10.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

We have an appointment today at 1. Getting some bloodwork done. Cone is just precautionary until then!

10.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll try to be back here more consistently in the next few weeks. Still dealing with a sick dog and other things in my life. I'm okay though! Just not using social media as much.

10.11.2025 14:47 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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26.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.

26.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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From @canesstats.bsky.social
"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.

24.10.2025 04:34 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Come for the Jarvy stats, stay for the Gostisbehere is Gretzky stats.

17.10.2025 04:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.

The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.

17.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 44    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 5

The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.

10.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 52    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 4

Thank you.

03.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was gonna say the hot mics

30.09.2025 01:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jarvis, Necas, Trocheck in 2022

28.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn't post this on here, but Duke has a skin infection and has been fighting it all week, but he's feeling better.

24.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Buzz of Hockey Canada 5 Signings Provoke Backlash in Carolina A group of Carolina fans are threatening to cancel season tickets if the team signs any of the players acquitted of sexual assault in July.

our cries are being heard!! keep it up caniacs!! frontofficesports.com/canes-fans-p...

23.09.2025 18:38 — 👍 52    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 8
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I've been working on an active list, but still adding to it. Tried to only add mostly local-ish sponsors.

23.09.2025 15:43 — 👍 19    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 2

Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for.

All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.

23.09.2025 03:26 — 👍 61    🔁 15    💬 5    📌 2

This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.

22.09.2025 20:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.

18.09.2025 16:45 — 👍 81    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 3

Brings zero positives to the Hurricanes. Suspended until December. Offers no offensive upside. We already have a billion bottom six forwards. Does not add ticket sales or merch sales to the organization. And this is ignoring the fact he was involved in the biggest trial in Canada's history.

18.09.2025 16:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking stupid

18.09.2025 16:28 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵🎶🎵

15.09.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back

03.09.2025 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Here's Wonderwall

02.09.2025 22:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.

02.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this

27.08.2025 04:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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