Idpreferyoudead

Why do horror movies portray women bathing as if the act of personal hygiene is erotic foreplay for us? It’s weird.

Apparently I haven’t been here in 8 months. Apparently my sociophobia is seeping into my social media presence.

There has been some of the most ridiculous people on MAFS this year but Ryan takes the cake. If you think being a father stops at sperm donation, do the world a favour and get a vasectomy. There is nothing ridiculous about parenting your own child and it’s not an insult to your manhood.

When will the ASMR trend be over? Like I literally long to be deaf with every video that pops up in my feed. The sounds make my skin crawl. My ears can’t handle it.

I loved this one but I do like my European horror

I hate how a persons first question when meeting someone new is always “what do you do (for work)? Why are we defined by how we earn money to pay for rent or food? Ask people what their favourite colour is. Ask people who their favourite director is. Ask people what their favourite dinosaur is!

Just Watched: Birdeater Disclaimer: The only bird eating was some roast chicken and even then there wasn’t any visible bird eating..

Just Watched: Birdeater

I miss LiveJournal some days. Maybe I should have put my blog on there. Life was simpler back in 2003.

If music is therapy, who's your therapist?

My blog from here on out will just be titled “just watched: the movie” and it will just be me word vomiting everything that movie made me feel, rather than any kind of structure that looks like a review. I’m done with reviews. I just need to let off steam.

I literally watched Teen Wolf for free on Amazon Prime Video only 2-3 weeks ago. Now I have to rent it. This happens way too often. I’ve added free movies to my watch list and a couple of days later I suddenly need to subscribe to another channel 🤬

My favourite revenge of the nerd movie is Terror Train

Is Daddy in the room with us?

That manchild took a note out of Eliot’s playbook and ran away. Meanwhile I hope Katie enjoyed her stay in Sydney. I saw people on Twitter say she should go home too, but I would make the most of the extra week holiday in a nice apartment too!

A lot of the men this season definitely do. Tim is pretty awful as well. Neither made any attempt to get to know their new brides.

Scream 7 is getting interesting

Meet Tim: he has the balls to complain about how his new bride looks when he’s no pantie dropper himself.

#MAFSAU has definitely picked some wankers this year 👏🏻

She’s obvs the villain for this season.

Meet Elliot: he has been to incel camp and thinks caring “too much” is a red flag and “ick”.
#MAFSAU

MAFS season has arrived.
I will be insufferable for the next 2 months.

The Best Of 2024 I take my sweet time letting you know what my fav films of 2024 are..

The best of 2024 according to me…better late than never 🤷🏻‍♀️

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This morning on What the Fuck Did I Just Watch?

Imagine being the guy who woke up one day and decided to fight a geriatric old man 🤡

I love him in Arsenic and Old Lace!

I know it’s a boxing movie, and no I don’t know the rules of boxing, but how was Ivan not charged with murder?

Filmmaker David Lynch dead at 78

The world just lost its kookiest filmmaker
RIP David Lynch

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I recently discovered the tv show Home Before Dark and one episode the dad is teaching his daughter the ways of his darkroom. Guys, I really miss darkrooms and smelling like vinegar for days.

Prime Video is frustrating. I’m reliving my youth watching Beverly Hills 90210 when it hits me there was no follow up to Steve going to Mexico to find his mother - and that’s because Prime is missing 7 episodes from season 2!

For a title like ‘Horny Teenagers Must Die’, it could have at least had some decent sex scenes. I’ve never been so bored.

I am nothing if not consistent 🤦🏻‍♀️