The Undead for Progress

The cover of Christopher Dell's "The Occult, Witchcraft & Magic".

From Christopher Dell's "The Occult, Witchcraft & Magic". Which we're enjoying.

Maybe we can both #HexTheBillionaires _and_ #EatTheBillionaires .🤔

A page section from Christopher Dell's "The Occult, Witchcraft, & Magic"

Doing a lil' reading on the occult, and came across this bit on the goddess "Trivia", described here as "the goddess of crossroads, ghosts, and witchcraft".

Which does sound like a useful portfolio for a trivia team. Though not much help for 90s sitcom questions.

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You especially might dig all the labor history there, from the days of the mills. Similar to Lowell in some respects, but with the additional overlay of the whaling history, and the influence of the Quakers

O, that's neat that you lived near there! We hope you make it back some day. The more we learn about NB, the more interesting it gets.

A museum info plaque about bumper stickers

Whale-related bumper stickers

Or the "feed Jane Fonda to the whales" sticker.

A painting of a whaling fiasco

Close up of a painting of a whaling fiasco

Or the 1879 version of "This is Fine"

A Japanese poster showing products derived from whales

Like this Japanese poster, that seems to suggest that DYNAMITE was a downstream whale product?!

But seriously, we do think that historical museums are good reminders that we have had bullshit times before, and that things can get better again.

They can also be fun and weird...

An info panel on whale brains

An info panel on whale brains

Went to the New Bedford Whaling Museum today (www.whalingmuseum.org) , and 💯% recommend.

Now we're wondering if we should diversify our food supply 🧠 🤔.

Tho tbf, the whales have already had a pretty rough time. They really don't need us Undead piling on.

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Is this like pepperoncini meets Beetlejuice?

Ach, that rly sucks! Super sorry that y'all are having to deal with this rubbish 😢 👿

Welcome to the horde 👋🧟😎

St Paul cemetery in Arlington, MA

An afternoon cemetery ramble. #GraveSky

And behold a pink bicycle: and his name that sat on her was Death

Orange paint on cracked cement

Bumpy cement full of rocks, painted yellow

Scratched blue paint on concrete

Rough green plastic texture of road markings

today's Textures

We feel like you could start a texture version of Wordle...a game in which folks have to guess the material.

Never forget how lucky you are that you have access to a nearly infinite amount of art right at your fingertips. So much art you can even find VERY specific stuff with ease. We're so blessed.

We initially read this as a personal ad. Some lonely bowl of Metamucil just looking for its earth-movin' soulmate.

Love to see some good 💀 art

Artist: Ilokunst

ilokunst.art

Illustrations by me ☺️☺️ (as if the deal needed any sweetener, this book is gonna be a banger)

It's not just us...more folks are saying #EatTheBillionaires .

A box of D.B. Fungi's Brain Juice

This got our hopes up for a second, but then we realized it's just shroomy schnapps.

If someone can get quality product with real brains on the shelves, we will beat a path to your door.

+1 to the Guardian, sounds like they might be on a kick to beef up (or vegan up?) this section more too. www.theguardian.com/food

We're still waiting for some good brains recipes though. If you come across a good Cerebellum a l'orange, we're all in.

We love to see Ollys and Ollies who are allies (see what we did there?) to each other 😎

Great braaaaaains think alike! 🧠

We see you out there! 🖤 And we know you're doing cool stuff to help zombies (and those who love them) get together in other spaces . For which you have our have deepest admiration 🙌🧟‍♂️ . So maybe you're not so hordeless after all! 😉

A scene from Romero's "Land of the Dead" in which a zombie starts to eat the plutocrat Paul Kaufman

A scene from "Rabid Grannies"

Popping up from the grave briefly just to say:

We can solve many problems at once if we simply get together and eat the billionaires.

We hope that you find ways to take care of yourselves, and each other – partly because we eventually want to eat your brains and drink your vital essences and possess your souls, but mostly because we like you and want you to be happy. ❤️

UnSincerely,
The Undead 🖤
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