Hillary Clinton’s takedown of Lauren Bobert when she was caught sharing photos of their Epstein hearing was simply savage
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/hillary-clintons-reaction-when-she-caught-lauren-bobert-sharing-photos-of-their-closed-epstein-hearing-was-so-savage-we-felt-anxious-just-watching-it/

The ‘bad girl of Brexit’ trolled BBC reporters’ choice of clothes in the Middle East and was brutally schooled into next year
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/the-bad-girl-of-brexit-trolled-what-the-bbcs-reporters-were-wearing-in-the-middle-east-and-was-schooled-into-next-year/

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/a-woman-dared-ask-pete-hegseth-a-question-he-didnt-like-and-the-hissy-fit-that-followed-didnt-just-speak-volumes-it-bellowed-them/

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel 'uneasy' on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/lucy-connolly-complained-about-someone-making-her-feel-uneasy-on-twitter-and-the-comebacks-really-did-write-themselves/

American TV mocked John Davidson’s Tourette syndrome and the whole of Britain responded as one
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/american-tv-mocked-john-davidsons-tourette-syndrome-and-the-whole-of-britain-responded-as-one/

The correction to this Daily Telegraph ‘private school fees’ story just gets better and better and it’s an absolute belter
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/the-correction-to-this-daily-telegraph-private-school-fees-story-just-gets-better-and-better-and-its-an-absolute-belter/

Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/donald-trump-said-keir-starmer-took-far-too-long-to-help-him-attack-iran-and-these-homegrown-comebacks-will-make-you-proud-to-be-british/

The Allister Heath headline generator is so convincing, it’s almost as unhinged as the real thing – 23 absurdly Heathian favourites (H/T @martinnicholls.bsky.social)
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/a...

The CEO of McDonald’s went viral with this unconvincing pretence of enjoying their new burger, and Garron Noone absolutely nailed the problem www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/c...

Melania Trump chaired a session of the UN Security Council, and we truly are through the looking-glass – 24 epic facepalms www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/m...

Robert Jenrick teased a massive scandal involving Rachel Reeves, and entered the self-own hall of fame – 24 scathing takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/j...

Nothing to see here – just Donald Trump wanging on about the White House curtains and his enormous ballroom in between updates about his latest war www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/d...

A mega Maga said America definitely wasn't at war with Iran just because it was bombing it to bits - 14 earth-shattering smackdowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/a-mega-maga-said-america-definitely-wasnt-at-war-with-iran-just-because-it-was-bombing-it-to-bits-earth-shattering-smackdowns/

Donald Trump was asked what he thought about the death of American soldiers and his answer spoke – or rather didn’t speak – volumes
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/d...

Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/donald-trump-paid-tribute-to-american-soldiers-killed-in-iran-but-the-payoff-felt-so-wildly-inadequate-it-hurts/

Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America attack Iran and these homegrown smackdowns will make you proud to be British You will no doubt remember Donald Trump’s old press secretary Sean Spicer who held court in the White House for a good deal of Trump’s first term in office. He’s not been on the frontline of politics ...

Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America - 13 homegrown smackdowns to make you proud
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/sean-spicer-trolled-our-good-buddies-the-british-for-not-helping-america-attack-iran-and-these-homegrown-smackdowns-will-make-you-proud-to-be-british/

We’re not condoning this ‘mustard packet’ toilet prank but the furious response it prompted is a proper hall of famer
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/were-not-condoning-this-mustard-packet-toilet-prank-but-the-furious-response-it-prompted-is-a-proper-hall-of-famer/

Talk TV's Isabel Oakeshott shared the 'unsettling' scenes from Dubai and Terry Christian's A++ comeback said it best
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/talk-tv-feather-ruffler-isabel-oakeshott-shared-the-unsettling-scenes-from-locked-down-dubai-and-terry-christians-a-comeback-had-everyone-cheering/

Donald Trump went full Lord Farquaad from ‘Shrek’ in his announcement of the attack against Iran and it would be funny if it were not so unbelievably grim www.thepoke.com/2026/02/28/d...

Keir Starmer’s old cocky soundbites about losing elections and ditching political parties have come back to haunt him, and people are relishing the bittersweet irony www.thepoke.com/2026/02/28/k...

Maga cultist Lauren Boebert tried to explain inflation to Piers Morgan, and set a hilarious new standard for car-crash interviews – 21 resounding facepalms. (H/T @Meidastouch.com)
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/l...

The Mail on Sunday has been slammed for parroting Farage’s accusations of cheating in Reform’s latest by-election loss – 17 scathing takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/m...

RFK Jr posted a spoof commercial for his very own action figure and self-awareness must be sold separately
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/rfk-jr-posted-a-spoof-commercial-for-his-very-own-action-figure-and-self-awareness-must-be-sold-separately/

GB News took Reform UK's by-election defeat just as well as you'd imagine and they should make this available on prescription
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/gb-news-took-reform-uks-by-election-defeat-just-as-well-as-youd-imagine-and-you-love-to-see-it/

This Maga congressman taunted Canada about America’s ice hockey gold and it was a glorious own-goal for the ages
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/this-maga-congressman-taunted-canada-about-americas-ice-hockey-gold-and-it-was-a-glorious-own-goal-for-the-ages/

‘What’s the “Don’t trust a skinny chef” of your job?’ 22 handy red flags to look out for in the workplace
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/whats-the-dont-trust-a-skinny-chef-of-your-job-22-red-flags-in-the-workplace/

This great BBC News man just brutally owned the chairman of Reform UK and it just gets better and better
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/this-great-bbc-news-man-just-brutally-owned-the-chairman-of-reform-uk-and-it-just-gets-better-and-better/

Nigel Farage went straight to Trumpian accusations of cheating because the Greens kicked Reform’s arse in the Gorton and Denton by-election www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/f...

This joke flew so far over Zia Yusuf’s head it went into orbit and just made Reform UK’s defeat even sweeter
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/this-joke-flew-so-far-over-zia-yusufs-head-it-went-into-orbit-and-just-made-reform-uks-defeat-even-sweeter/

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/o...