Elon Musk told people to let Grok do their taxes, and the internet responded with a resounding “Not on your nelly!” www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/m...

Kristi Noem hands in her key to the cosplay chest, as Trump sacks her from Homeland Security – 21 approving nods www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/k...

Stephen Miller bragged that the White House is not fighting a ‘politically correct’ war and it’s not the flex he thinks it is
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/stephen-miller-bragged-that-the-white-house-is-not-fighting-a-politically-correct-war-and-its-not-the-flex-he-thinks-it-is/

This British former Nato military chief’s takedown of Trump’s attack on Iran was simply magnificent and had Brits everywhere applauding
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/this-british-former-nato-military-chiefs-takedown-of-trumps-attack-on-iran-was-simply-magnificent-and-had-brits-everywhere-applauding/

This pizza-loving wrestler’s hilarious special move just went wildly viral and there's no topping this www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/pizza-wrestler-special-move/

Donald Trump couldn’t wait to get back to his war on Iran and looks like he’s having the time of his life – 14 horrified responses
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/donald-trump-couldnt-wait-to-get-back-to-his-war-on-iran-and-looks-like-hes-having-the-time-of-his-life-14-properly-horrified-responses/

A slavering Maga took great delight from America bombing Tehran to bits and for once in a lifetime David Icke surely spoke for us all
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/a-slavering-maga-took-great-delight-from-america-bombing-tehran-to-bits-and-for-once-in-a-lifetime-david-icke-surely-spoke-for-us-all/

Isabel Oakeshott said she had ‘no issue’ with Dubai jailing people if the authorities don’t like their social media posts, and the hypocrisy was visible from space www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/i...

You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to enjoy these 15 clapbacks at Liz Truss for kissing up to Trump over that Churchill barb www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/1...

Karoline Leavitt says the US bombed Iran because Trump ‘had a feeling’ they should, in case you were worried they didn’t have a really good reason – 23 top takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/u...

Trump was asked why there was no evacuation plan for stranded Americans and his answer (such as it was) spoke volumes
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/trump-was-asked-why-there-was-no-evacuation-plan-for-americans-stranded-in-the-middle-east-totally-nailed-the-state-of-the-white-house-right-now/

Giles Coren’s A++ take on Brits who moved to Dubai was very entertaining and totally on-point
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/giles-corens-a-take-on-brits-who-moved-to-dubai-was-very-entertaining-and-totally-on-point/

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/the-new-private-eyes-cover-just-nailed-trumps-war-on-iran-not-once-but-four-times/

Andrew Tate said he couldn’t wait to be stuck in a Middle East war zone and these truthbombs all hit the target
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/andrew-tate-said-he-couldnt-wait-to-be-stuck-in-a-middle-east-war-zone-and-these-truthbombs-all-hit-the-target/

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/jeremy-vines-clip-of-trump-lovers-dancing-in-iran-wasnt-entirely-what-he-thought-it-was-and-its-a-facepalm-visible-from-the-moon/

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/t...

A Maga said there wasn’t one thing Spain did better than America and it was a glorious self-own for the record books
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/a-maga-said-there-wasnt-one-thing-spain-did-better-than-america-and-it-was-a-glorious-self-own-for-the-record-books/

Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/marco-rubio-reverse-ferret-iran/

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/nick-ferrari-tried-to-get-one-over-the-uks-former-ambassador-to-iran-and-was-so-savagely-owned-it-was-magnificent/

Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/a...

Is the US at war? This humiliating CNN montage of American politicians answers the question – or not! www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/c...

a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium . Alt: a baby is cheering while being held by a woman in a stadium .

Featuring: @bestestname.bsky.social @levparikian.bsky.social @garius.bsky.social @hughkeogh.bsky.social @benkuchera.bsky.social @uncleduke1969.bsky.social @zachariusd.bsky.social @ricardoautobahn.co.uk and @francesmeh.reviews

Thank you very much.

elvis presley is dancing in a black and white photo with a group of men playing drums and guitars . Alt: elvis presley is dancing in a black and white photo with a group of men playing drums and guitars .

Featuring: @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social @sofarrsogud.bsky.social @shade5.bsky.social @unfitz.bsky.social @simonpegg.bsky.social @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social @kellalena.bsky.social and @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social

Thank you.

a man in a tie is screaming in a kitchen while wearing a shirt and tie . Alt: Jonah Hill screaming in excitement and saying OMG OMG OMG

Featuring: @reniadeb.com @liamthorp.bsky.social @tobyontv.bsky.social @hansmollman.bsky.social @ygrene.bsky.social @rubot.ie @nickmotown.bsky.social and @raynewman.bsky.social

Many thanks.

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/2...

Hillary Clinton’s takedown of Lauren Bobert when she was caught sharing photos of their Epstein hearing was simply savage
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/hillary-clintons-reaction-when-she-caught-lauren-bobert-sharing-photos-of-their-closed-epstein-hearing-was-so-savage-we-felt-anxious-just-watching-it/

The ‘bad girl of Brexit’ trolled BBC reporters’ choice of clothes in the Middle East and was brutally schooled into next year
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/the-bad-girl-of-brexit-trolled-what-the-bbcs-reporters-were-wearing-in-the-middle-east-and-was-schooled-into-next-year/

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/a-woman-dared-ask-pete-hegseth-a-question-he-didnt-like-and-the-hissy-fit-that-followed-didnt-just-speak-volumes-it-bellowed-them/

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel 'uneasy' on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/lucy-connolly-complained-about-someone-making-her-feel-uneasy-on-twitter-and-the-comebacks-really-did-write-themselves/

American TV mocked John Davidson’s Tourette syndrome and the whole of Britain responded as one
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/american-tv-mocked-john-davidsons-tourette-syndrome-and-the-whole-of-britain-responded-as-one/