Pete Hegseth said there’s only one tiny reason the Hormuz Strait is not safe right now and just won understatement of the millennium
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/pete-hegseth-said-theres-only-one-tiny-reason-the-hormuz-strait-is-not-safe-right-now-and-just-won-understatement-of-the-year/

Karoline Leavitt emphatically stated that Iran never posed a threat to the US and the entire internet asked the same question
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/karoline-leavitt-emphatically-stated-that-iran-never-posed-a-threat-to-the-us-and-the-entire-internet-asked-the-same-question/

People think Donald Trump just confused Karoline Leavitt with Kellyanne Conway and it was a proper jaw-dropper, even for him
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/people-think-donald-trump-just-confused-karoline-leavitt-and-kellyanne-conway-and-it-was-a-proper-jaw-dropper-even-for-him/

Donald Trump said it wasn’t safe for Iran to play at the World Cup in America and the entire internet showed him the red card
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/donald-trump-said-it-wasnt-safe-for-iran-to-play-at-the-world-cup-in-america-and-the-entire-internet-showed-him-the-red-card/

Nigel Farage banged the drum for Trump’s war for a week, then pulled a petrol station stunt to complain about fuel prices – 19 melting irony meters www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/f...

Louis Theroux hilariously owned this Andrew Tate-o-like and it’s a simply magnificent watch
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/louis-theroux-toxic-manosphere-owned/

Donald Trump welcomed a 6 times Olympian but it wasn’t the first thing he noticed about her
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/donald-trump-welcomed-a-6-times-olympian-to-the-white-house-but-it-wasnt-the-first-thing-he-noticed-about-her-and-it-didnt-speak-volumes-it-yelled-then/

Richard Hammond recorded a special message for his ‘mate’ Lewis Hamilton and the F1 man was so dumbfounded it’s hilarious
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/richard-hammond-recorded-a-special-message-for-his-mate-lewis-hamilton-and-the-f1-man-was-so-dumbfounded-its-hilarious/

Canadian elbows are well and truly up again after Trump described Prime Minister Mark Carney as ‘the future governor of Canada’ – 21 clapbacks www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/c...

Kash Patel has booked the UFC to train the FBI, and it’s the satirists we feel sorry for – 24 knockout reactions www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/k...

Trump says he started the war with Iran to keep the US out of a war with Iran, in case you were worried he might not have a solid reason – 23 exasperated responses www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/t...

Melania Trump got dragged into next year for calling herself a visionary. Bet she didn’t see that coming – 18 top takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/13/m...

Donald Trump just endorsed boxing YouTuber Jake Paul for political office, so apparently it CAN get worse – 15 technical KOs
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/donald-trump-just-officially-endorsed-boxing-youtuber-jake-paul-for-political-office-so-apparently-it-can-get-worse-15-technical-knockouts/

Trump was asked if he’d take responsibility for bombing a school in Iran and his response was page one of the Trump playbook
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/trump-was-asked-if-hed-take-responsibility-for-the-bombing-of-a-school-in-iran-and-his-response-was-page-one-of-the-trump-playbook-personified/

Louis Theroux’s forensic takedown of this clown prince of the toxic manosphere and his multiple relationships was magnificently done
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/louis-therouxs-forensic-takedown-of-this-clown-prince-of-the-toxic-manosphere-and-his-multiple-relationships-was-magnificently-done/

Trump-supporting spreader of BS Joe Rogan has noticed that the world is becoming less stable, and there’s not enough ‘No shit, Sherlock!’ to go around www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/t...

Donald Trump danced while the Middle East burns and this French news channel's devastating response will surely not be bettered
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/donald-trump-danced-while-the-middle-east-burns-and-this-french-news-channels-devastating-response-will-surely-not-be-bettered/

A woman reporter dared to fact check Donald Trump to his face and his response is all you need to know about the man
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/a-woman-reporter-dared-to-fact-check-donald-trump-to-his-face-and-his-response-is-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-man/

Pete Hegseth’s September Pentagon budget of $93 billion included 22 million for lobster, steak, and doughnuts – and a 98k grand piano. 19 snappy comebacks www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/p...

Marco Rubio wore ill-fitting shoes that Trump had given him, and Derek Guy’s subtle burn said it all without actual words www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/m...

Farage wants to overturn the ‘woke’ will of the people who voted for banknotes to feature animals instead of historical figures like Churchill – 21 takedowns that are right on the money www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/f...

Donald Trump ‘spent $5 billion’ on the first two days of its war on Iran and Americans simply can’t get their head round it
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/the-us-spent-5-billion-on-the-first-two-days-of-its-war-with-iran-and-americans-cant-get-their-head-round-it/

Karoline Leavitt was asked what evidence Trump had for Iran owning Tomahawk missiles and people weren’t entirely convinced
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/karoline-leavitt-was-asked-what-evidence-trump-had-for-iran-owning-tomahawk-missiles-and-people-werent-entirelyconvinced-15-damning-comebacks/

You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to appreciate his A++ takedown of Kemi Badenoch’s Iran war reverse ferret
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/stamer-takedown-badenoch-iran-war/

Erika Kirk has been appointed as a 'special advisor' to the US Air Force and fact checkers everywhere just turned in their resignations
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/erika-kirk-has-been-appointed-as-a-special-advisor-to-the-us-air-force-and-fact-checkers-everywhere-just-turned-in-their-resignations/

Beth Rigby asked Nigel Farage if anyone can trust a word he says and his furious response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/beth-rigby-asked-nigel-farage-if-anyone-can-trust-a-word-he-says-and-his-furious-response-didnt-just-speak-volumes-it-bellowed-them/

Beth Rigby asked Nigel Farage if anyone can trust a word he says and his furious response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/beth-rigby-asked-nigel-farage-if-anyone-can-trust-a-word-he-says-and-his-furious-response-didnt-just-speak-volumes-it-bellowed-them/

Andrew Tate dismissed Louis Theroux as ‘irrelevant’ and Theroux’s A++ comeback was simply magnificent
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/andrew-tate-dismissed-louis-theroux-as-irrelevant-and-therouxs-a-comeback-was-simply-magnificent/

Farage excused Reform’s tax-cut u-turn by saying “Cutting taxes can be not putting them up as much” – 17 emphatic clapbacks www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/f...

Donald Trump claims that people ‘died and are walking around with no legs’, in case you were wondering if it’s time for another cognitive test – 19 facepalms www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/t...