Giles Coren’s A++ take on Brits who moved to Dubai was very entertaining and totally on-point
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/giles-corens-a-take-on-brits-who-moved-to-dubai-was-very-entertaining-and-totally-on-point/

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/the-new-private-eyes-cover-just-nailed-trumps-war-on-iran-not-once-but-four-times/

Andrew Tate said he couldn’t wait to be stuck in a Middle East war zone and these truthbombs all hit the target
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/andrew-tate-said-he-couldnt-wait-to-be-stuck-in-a-middle-east-war-zone-and-these-truthbombs-all-hit-the-target/

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/jeremy-vines-clip-of-trump-lovers-dancing-in-iran-wasnt-entirely-what-he-thought-it-was-and-its-a-facepalm-visible-from-the-moon/

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/t...

A Maga said there wasn’t one thing Spain did better than America and it was a glorious self-own for the record books
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/a-maga-said-there-wasnt-one-thing-spain-did-better-than-america-and-it-was-a-glorious-self-own-for-the-record-books/

Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/marco-rubio-reverse-ferret-iran/

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/nick-ferrari-tried-to-get-one-over-the-uks-former-ambassador-to-iran-and-was-so-savagely-owned-it-was-magnificent/

Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/a...

Is the US at war? This humiliating CNN montage of American politicians answers the question – or not! www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/c...

a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium . Alt: a baby is cheering while being held by a woman in a stadium .

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elvis presley is dancing in a black and white photo with a group of men playing drums and guitars . Alt: elvis presley is dancing in a black and white photo with a group of men playing drums and guitars .

Featuring: @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social @sofarrsogud.bsky.social @shade5.bsky.social @unfitz.bsky.social @simonpegg.bsky.social @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social @kellalena.bsky.social and @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social

Thank you.

a man in a tie is screaming in a kitchen while wearing a shirt and tie . Alt: Jonah Hill screaming in excitement and saying OMG OMG OMG

Featuring: @reniadeb.com @liamthorp.bsky.social @tobyontv.bsky.social @hansmollman.bsky.social @ygrene.bsky.social @rubot.ie @nickmotown.bsky.social and @raynewman.bsky.social

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/2...

Hillary Clinton’s takedown of Lauren Bobert when she was caught sharing photos of their Epstein hearing was simply savage
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/hillary-clintons-reaction-when-she-caught-lauren-bobert-sharing-photos-of-their-closed-epstein-hearing-was-so-savage-we-felt-anxious-just-watching-it/

The ‘bad girl of Brexit’ trolled BBC reporters’ choice of clothes in the Middle East and was brutally schooled into next year
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/the-bad-girl-of-brexit-trolled-what-the-bbcs-reporters-were-wearing-in-the-middle-east-and-was-schooled-into-next-year/

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/a-woman-dared-ask-pete-hegseth-a-question-he-didnt-like-and-the-hissy-fit-that-followed-didnt-just-speak-volumes-it-bellowed-them/

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel 'uneasy' on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/lucy-connolly-complained-about-someone-making-her-feel-uneasy-on-twitter-and-the-comebacks-really-did-write-themselves/

American TV mocked John Davidson’s Tourette syndrome and the whole of Britain responded as one
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/american-tv-mocked-john-davidsons-tourette-syndrome-and-the-whole-of-britain-responded-as-one/

The correction to this Daily Telegraph ‘private school fees’ story just gets better and better and it’s an absolute belter
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/the-correction-to-this-daily-telegraph-private-school-fees-story-just-gets-better-and-better-and-its-an-absolute-belter/

Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/donald-trump-said-keir-starmer-took-far-too-long-to-help-him-attack-iran-and-these-homegrown-comebacks-will-make-you-proud-to-be-british/

The Allister Heath headline generator is so convincing, it’s almost as unhinged as the real thing – 23 absurdly Heathian favourites (H/T @martinnicholls.bsky.social)
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/a...

The CEO of McDonald’s went viral with this unconvincing pretence of enjoying their new burger, and Garron Noone absolutely nailed the problem www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/c...

Melania Trump chaired a session of the UN Security Council, and we truly are through the looking-glass – 24 epic facepalms www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/m...

Robert Jenrick teased a massive scandal involving Rachel Reeves, and entered the self-own hall of fame – 24 scathing takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/j...

Nothing to see here – just Donald Trump wanging on about the White House curtains and his enormous ballroom in between updates about his latest war www.thepoke.com/2026/03/03/d...

A mega Maga said America definitely wasn't at war with Iran just because it was bombing it to bits - 14 earth-shattering smackdowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/a-mega-maga-said-america-definitely-wasnt-at-war-with-iran-just-because-it-was-bombing-it-to-bits-earth-shattering-smackdowns/

Donald Trump was asked what he thought about the death of American soldiers and his answer spoke – or rather didn’t speak – volumes
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/d...

Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/donald-trump-paid-tribute-to-american-soldiers-killed-in-iran-but-the-payoff-felt-so-wildly-inadequate-it-hurts/

Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America attack Iran and these homegrown smackdowns will make you proud to be British You will no doubt remember Donald Trump’s old press secretary Sean Spicer who held court in the White House for a good deal of Trump’s first term in office. He’s not been on the frontline of politics ...

Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America - 13 homegrown smackdowns to make you proud
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/sean-spicer-trolled-our-good-buddies-the-british-for-not-helping-america-attack-iran-and-these-homegrown-smackdowns-will-make-you-proud-to-be-british/