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Holy shit- this is amazing!!! Im loosing my mind over this akdjskkcsjdshs :D

Tmnt card deck!!! :D

He’s also not going to pay me for coffees any more as punishment for… I don’t even know what. Not understanding what goes on in his brain ig?

Not immediately jumping to learn the correct names for the card suits?

Continuing to show off the cards to my siblings and not paying attention to him? Idk

It’s Easter

Mom set up the egg hunt

We find everything

I get a tmnt themed card deck and open it up so I can look at the cards

Start telling everyone which character is on each card

Somehow upset my dad by calling the clubs “clovers”?

Get a text about how nobody cares about his mental health??

A four part comic on a white background. First, a woman with pink pigtails and matching glasses labeled “my mom” is holding a tape measure and saying “Damn it. It won’t fit.” Second, a person with round glasses, short blue hair, and a smug expression labeled “me, the one who told her to measure.” Says “Mhmm?” Third, my mom looks extremely unamused and is holding up an arm with a small smear of blood on and says, “Shut it. I’ll rub my blood on you.” Fourth, I’m laughing so hard I’m blurry and saying, “*wheeze* WHAT?! Hahahaaa… What kind of threat even IS that??? wtf?!”

Earlier today my mom gained a mysterious injury on her arm, then a few minutes later this happened lmao
#art

a man in a suit adjusts his bow tie while a woman says bowties are cool Alt: The eleventh Doctor, from the tv show Doctor Who, adjusts his bow tie as he speaks to someone in the foreground. The caption at the bottom of the gif reads “Bowties are cool.”

Sibling: opens door, leans into the room and grabs something off their desk, and leaves, closing the door again while maintaining agressive eye contact with me

5 seconds later they open the door with a bow clipped to the collar of their t-shirt and announces “bow ties are cool”

Mom will be pleased

So… I’m GMing a D&D campaign for this new homeschool group my mom joined (including one of my siblings) and. I don’t know what happened??? I thought this was gonna be a hero campaign but literally the first thing they do is start a bar fight and kill the inn keeper????? Like. That’s evil??????

a man in a sombrero is playing drums next to a green cartoon character . Alt: a man in a sombrero is playing bongos next to a Pokémon called Ludicolo. The Pokémon has a lily pad on its head that resembles a sombrero.

My sibling just opened the door to my room with a green plate on their head, exclaimed, “Ludicolo!” then left lmao

I have no idea what possessed them to do that but it was pretty funny #pokemon

You know what I realized today?

Florida sounds so fake.

Like, you mean to tell me there’s this swamp full of mosquitoes and alligators and a bunch of people decided “you know what? This seems like the perfect place to build an amusement park and a bunch of retirement homes”

Im sorry what???

Unicorn Onesie :D

Basically, it’s cold which made me remember the existence of my unicorn onesie which in turn led to this.

#rottmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmntfanart #art

Tried to make chocolate mousse, ended up crying because I made a mistake

I managed to save it tho so it’s all good

Also my head’s wrapped in cling film which looks hella stupid

Getting your hair bleached is the WORST it feels like A HUNDRED TINY ANTS ON YOUR HEAD and I always forget that by the time I get it dyed again. My sibling flat out refuses to bleach their roots for this reason and I am sitting here contemplating my life choices as the bleach eats away at my sanity.

A small tortoise with his forelegs and head in a pile of leaves, looking straight at the camera.

The same small tortoise as in the first picture, still with his forelegs and head in a pile of leaves, but this time with his head turned to the right.

Poor lil guy had to stay in the small tank for a few days while I cleaned and fixed up his terrarium but LOOKIT HIM!! He’s adorable (if a little dusty)

God damn flu season

This’s the only one I can find rn but when I was 5 I used to draw this sort of hella complicated cross sections of anthropomorphic animal houses all the time, so I figured ’why not try that again’ and the answer to that is ‘it takes a freaking week to finish’

Home sweet sewer 🐀🐢🐢🐢🐢

These took so freaking long to draw man I was about ready to throw my tablet across the freaking room

On another note; Happy Holidays!

#tmnt #tmntfanart #art

Omg look at what my sibling made for me!!! He’s so cursed I love him

#rottmnt #rottmntdonnie #tmnt

My dad was in charge of dinner tonight and…

He cooked the frozen pizzas one at a time

Without parchment paper

And he didn’t cook enough

TWO pizzas for SIX people

There are three more in the freezer- respectfully, what the fuck?

AND he had a whole one for himself bc he can’t have wheat

AAAAAAA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D

I used to draw mouse houses made out of old milk cartons and flower pots filled with ladders and hammocks and stuff when I was little, so I thought ‘why not do that but tmnt?’

I forgot to take into account that I draw slower than I did when I was 5.

The newest book in a series I love (the 5th in the Stormlight Archive) came out a few days ago and OH MY GOD IM LOSING IT

I’m only like a third of the way through and it’s lookin like it’s gonna be my favorite in the series, but also, please for the love of god give these fictional people therapy

Leonardo and Donatello from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, looking about 7 or 8 years old. On the left, Donnie is sitting on the ground, legs folded beneath himself, tail wagging as he pries apart something that might be a toaster, screwdriver in hand. On the right, Leo appears to be mid jump, form slightly blurred as he holds cardboard sword and grins, winding up to hit his brother with said cardboard weapon. Donnie is unaware of his impending doom, completely focused on what he’s doing.

Moments before disaster 😅

#rottmnt #rottmntfanart #saverottmnt

Thanks :)

Here’s some doodles I’m not gonna finish

#rottmnt #rottmntfanart

Tried on my dad’s old glasses just ’cause and I can see better than usual lmao

Ah yes. Michelangelo and the walking jungle gym aka his big brother

#rottmnt #rottmntfanart #tmnt

Pumpkin roll cake :)

Only shredded my finger a little bit today so I’m counting that as a win

Doesn’t even hurt but does look kinda weird lol

Have fun!