Calypso Fortuna

Just hanging out lol I think I'm going to have a lot of fun 😜

24.02.2024 17:16 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess what arrived today?! My suit head and a box of half its parts! Lol my son's so happy, been adding the earrings and talking to her. He's even put the head on. I've already scared my cat with her lol can't wait to customize her fully!!
#fursuit #furry #knowntobite #calypsofortuna #quescostumes

10.02.2024 01:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

18.10.2023 23:59 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

SCRUNGLED TOO HARD, ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL

SEND SNACKS

15.10.2023 19:37 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

OKAY NOW I'M ON HERE INSTEAD OF THE BLUE BIRD THINGY THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE

I STILL GET CRAP SIGNAL HERE, I THINK THE POSSUMS ARE TRYING TO EAT THE WIFI CABLES AGAIN

29.09.2023 05:07 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

IF A 7TH LEVEL RESURRECTION SPELL CLOSES ALL MORTAL WOUNDS AND RESTORES ANY MISSING BODY PARTS, DOES THAT MEAN IT ALSO UNCIRCUMCISES YOU

ASKING FOR A FRIEND

29.09.2023 16:26 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

IF YOU EVER MEET AN ELF NAMED CELEBORN, KNOW THAT HIS ACTUAL QUENYA NAME IS TELEPORNO

IT EMBARRASSES HIM AND HE OWES ME MONEY SO I DON'T CARE, MOCK HIM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

30.09.2023 03:46 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

QUICK QUESTION FOR A FRIEND, WHY DO HOT DOGS TASTE LIKE DEPRESSION

30.09.2023 22:12 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Image on the left is of mushrooms growing on the floor around a toilet, image on the right is said mushrooms being cooked.

MAKIN LUNCH WHO WANTS SOME

01.10.2023 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

OH SHIT IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE I ATE THOSE MUSHROOMS

DON'T EAT TOILET MUSHROOMS

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, I'M JUST NOW COMING DOWN

I GOT CHASED BY THE HAT MAN, HE WANTED TO DATE ME

09.10.2023 16:50 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

BEFORE ANYONE ASKS, NO I DIDN'T HAVE HOT SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH THE HAT MAN, AND I'M NOT STOCKING UP ON BENADRYL TO SEE HIM AGAIN

09.10.2023 18:30 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

JUST SAW A POSSUM RUN BY ON HER HIND LEGS

GUESS SHE GOT INTO THE TOILET MUSHROOMS TOO, GONNA GO CHECK ON HER BRB

11.10.2023 17:12 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

TWO RACCOONS FIGHTING OVER A ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A HAMBURGER

20.10.2023 19:48 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 3

Hawt

03.02.2024 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needing my Mohawk and piercings. Soon my pretties....

11.01.2024 15:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

A dumb joke between @kimhu.bsky.social and I. My growly girl doesn’t get on with clothes once the shift takes hold. Got a character with fangs? Draw them in the shirt and tag us both in it!

04.08.2023 15:41 — 👍 516    🔁 136    💬 12    📌 12

reskeet if it's extremely cool that your friends have seen you naked

03.01.2024 06:49 — 👍 491    🔁 271    💬 16    📌 19