Norm Charlatan

He was last in Texas, I think, shipped away alone after a few hours in ICE custody

Listen, man, I’ve kind of got a lot of problems at the moment.

Guy who already posts too much when he should be working: Uh, you see, I’m participating in the general strike.

Might be a lot higher, but for completely different ideological reasons

From what I've seen on @normcharlatan.bsky.social 's feed, he hasn't been broken.

Have to wait until tomorrow, there is a general strike

Above: video of JD Vance talking about baby skeletons in brothels in ancient societies Below: Diedrich Bader: Also that’s not true Boys could work or fight or be sold. The skeletons were from miscarriages or infant mortality which was more common than not Sparta did kill children that were born disabled

This whole world is completely insane but I am still going to take a moment to point out that in it, we’ve got the “two chicks at the same time” guy from Office Space responding seriously, and correctly, with historical facts to a video clip of J.D. Vance being an disingenuous fucking creep.

I am staying home with the kids today so Mrs. Charlatan can go to the protest and march. She’s not only a better symbolic protester than I am (a perfect, kind wife and mother), but also, and you’ll have to trust me here, you don’t want to be the object of her righteous fury.

Every minute ICE is out there publicly defending kidnapping and using a fucking preschooler as bait is a moment they are losing. I refuse to believe that there is an America that wants this shit.

DeWayne kicks ass.

I figured Whiskey Monday through Thursday were probably sufficient.

Al Pacino saying tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels

Hoo-ah!

In support of today’s ICE Out General Strike in Minnesota, I will not be participating in CBS News’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.

Also my hope is that the optics of this will destroy any credulity in the claims that the protesters are paid. How much would you have to fucking pay 20k people to stand outside and march in this cold? George Soros doesn’t have enough money.

I dunno, you’re stuck inside, gotta do something.

Talmage once told his teachers at daycare that daddy drinks beer and mom drinks wine.

Are the tar sands so underrated they’re actually overrated?

My “US Border Patrol are experts in dealing with children” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

The cool thing is that we know that every person out there in this cold is extra demoralizing to ICE and the administration. We fucking hate you so much and we’re prepared to stand outside in temperatures you can’t even fucking fathom to tell you that you suck absolute shit.

Scott Bessent is such a dipshit, he is going to make Albertan secession absolutely radioactive. Like explaining directly to everyone how three card monte works before asking them if they want to play.

This is absolutely what will happen.

Hell yeah!

[Bill Simmons voice]: Alberta for Minnesota, who says no?

The Twin Cities aren’t playing when they say Abolish ICE.

Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.

I think that’s true but JD also takes a certain glee in slopping it up and being a piece of shit

He knows what he’s saying isn’t true, he’s not even a good enough an actor to sell that he believes it (he always comes across as smarmy and devoid of values). But his biggest problem is that he cannot comprehend what we’re doing.

I honestly wonder how much of this is deeply psychological for Vance, the inability to reconcile that people can love their neighbors so much when his own mother abandoned him.

*FIFA

Bro was allergic to pizza.