I asked if she had any more ideas and she said “Bamboo Forest. It’s about otters and a crocodilian.”
My 3yo daughter has made up two fake TV shows she pretends to watch, they are called “Mitch and John’s Hotel” and “Bird of the Season” and tbh just from the titles alone I’d watch either of them.
I feel like they are hit or miss. Some of them are bangers and some of them are like…did you write this five minutes before you filmed?
There are three cats in my house, could be any number of them. They are all Bad.
Got their asses
I’m not sure if they did it on purpose or not but my dentists office is staffed entirely by women, not a single man works here, and there are fruity seltzers and coffee in the lobby for free and all the decor is calming greens and golds and everyone is so nice. I love the Girls Only Dentist.
The best hype person when you’re pregnant is my 3yo who has no concept of beauty standards because she keeps calling me “BIG MAMA!!!! Powerful and strong!!!!”
I asked my 3yo who her favorite was, her dad or her brother and she said her brother immediately. Then I asked which is her favorite was: snakes or lizards? She said she couldn’t decide 😂
Hahaha yeah I didn’t consider that. That’s almost worse!!!!
Nobody in my family understands me. My husband has not been pregnant. My children are children. Even the cats have been spayed. I think the only good and fair way to be pregnant might be if you are a lesbian and your partner has also been pregnant.
How do I continue to care for my two children, you ask? I do not know. Today I let my 3yo watch Disney Plus for five hour partially bc she got sent home sick from school but mostly because I literally could not get up.
Almost 27 weeks pregnant and all normal function is slipping away from me. If I have to go up and down stairs more than 3 times a day I will die. I forgot my purse at the bus stop because all brain blood has gone to uterus. Peeing myself every time I sneeze. I still have so many weeks to go.
Me and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social!
Who wore it best in Miami Beach: me or this parking garage?
Special humiliation of going snorkeling 6m pregnant: I had to ask for the L wetsuit (same size as my husband) while the other woman tried on a small and the guide said “That one is too baggy! You need a smaller size!” and she said “I didn’t realize you had an XL!!!” Hers was hot pink…mine was blue 🫡
Got tickets to Hilary Duff on what will be my last night of maternity leave in August.💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
This isn’t my post, lol
Honestly kind of obsessed with how insane Threads is
So far no, but maybe? A lot of kids around here go to private schools who didn’t add days, but I assume a lot of kids who go to camp go to public school, too. Not sure what will happen!
Or if you send your kid to school at all!!! Why aren’t you homeschooling them?????
I feel this except I’m the opposite, somehow they all wore the cool band tees and I’m wearing something that I thought was cool but turns out to be very stupid
Luckily I think some of them will be at nature camp too 😂😂
Guess my son will be missing the last week of Kindergarten bc I am not paying $550 for him NOT to go to nature camp 😭😭😭
Look I get why they have to do this and it’s not their fault but our school district extended the year an extra week bc of snow days…a week into the very expensive summer camp I already pre-paid for 😭😭😭
Everyone should throw a nice quiet dinner party for their 3 year old!!!
It’s giving
She’s like why did you personally hire a pony to give pony rides then??? Explain that?????
People on Threads are the most miserable people on Earth, I swear. She just made up a whole scenario and then got mad about it 😂
I just keep forgetting Bluesky exists!!!
